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economy

Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
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  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

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Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

To BTFD Or Not To BTFD, That Is The Question

February 7, 2018

Opinons vary…

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This Has Only Happened To 60/40 Portfolios And Risk Parity 5 Times In 27 Years…

February 7, 2018February 7, 2018

What does it mean to be “diversified” when everything is expensive?

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Mike Novogratz (Still) Has A Fever, And The Only Prescription Is (Still) More Crypto

February 7, 2018

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Donald Trump Says Treasonous Stocks Are Making ‘Big Mistake’ By Selling Off

February 7, 2018February 7, 2018

The “old days” are gone.

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Seth Golden Doubles Down After XIV Blowup, Bets $600,000 VIX Will Fall

February 7, 2018February 7, 2018

“I was up until the wee hours, checking my phone to see where VIX futures were trading.”

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Cold Turkey: ‘Quitting The Low-Vol. Addiction May Be Painful’, One Bank Warns

February 7, 2018

“The market’s addiction to low volatility may be even more severe than its addiction to low rates.”

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Asia Rally Dies On The Vine, But On The Bright Side, There’s A German Coalition

February 7, 2018February 7, 2018

Ok, so there’s good news on Wednesday morning and there’s also some not-so-good news.

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Here Are The Remaining Risks And Here’s What Jerome Powell Can Do In A Crisis

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

Needless to say, it’s probably prudent to reserve judgement on whether we’re out of the proverbial woods…

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Tuesday Humor: Alex Jones Says Stock Plunge Is ‘Deep State’ Conspiracy Against Trump

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

“Or maybe it is VERY BAD and the markets are finally catching up to the reality that Donald “Art of the Deal” Trump is president.”

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The Moon Shot.

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

Rollercoaster.

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SocGen: ‘Retail Investors Just Learned A Very Painful Lesson’

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

Many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first.

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Why Cboe Is Plunging: ‘Retail Investors May Not Be Too Keen To Trade Volatility Anymore’

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

“We suspect the retail investors that have been wiped out by this trade may not be too keen to trade volatility going forward.”

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Area Senior Gripes That Dumb Kids Experimenting With Derivatives Will End In Tears

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

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Cboe Plummets Most On Record Amid VIX Fallout

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

The fallout continues.

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Trader Asks: Was That The Greatest Squeeze In Market History?

February 6, 2018

“It seems like just yesterday the overly confident bulls were openly taunting any market participant that dared counsel about the increasing risks in the equity market.”

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Credit Suisse Pulls Plug On XIV – The Black Swan Has Landed

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

It’s over folks.

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The Demons Were Real: Monday’s VIX Carnage And The 13-Sigma Event

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

And so, legions of retail investors, hordes of previously cock-sure newly-minted “money managers”, and scores of popular pundits who swore to you they knew what they were talking about, are left to ponder the stark reality of a market structure-driven nightmare scenario.

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VIX Explodes To 50. That’s ‘5’ With A ‘0’ After It.

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

Good luck, we’re all counting on you…

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Beware ‘Tweet Risk’: Trump Could Attack Fed As Mnuchin Testifies, Analyst Warns

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

He could “fire back”.

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Nightmare: Goldman Explains How VIX ETPs Activated The Doom Loop On Monday

February 6, 2018

“Come play with us Danny”…

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Black Tuesday: The Asian Stock Rout In Pictures

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

Massacre.

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Hey Guys, It Looks Like XIV Is Done. The Short Vol. Products Are Toast.

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

Look out. The unthinkable just happened.

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Hong Kong Stocks Collapse, Hang Seng Falls 1,200 Points

February 5, 2018

So hey! Don’t feel too bad U.S. investors…

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NEXT! Vicious Vol. Spike Claims First Official Victim As Nomura Redeems Short Vol. ETN

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

And for those who aren’t fluent, here’s how you say “you’re fucked” in Japanese:

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Japanese Stocks Crash At The Open, Volatility Explodes Higher

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

Asia is open.

And it is not pretty.

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Black Monday.

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

The bottom fell out.

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S&P’s Record-Breaking Streak In Serious Jeopardy

February 5, 2018

S&P 500 FALLS 5% FROM INTRADAY PEAK AS IT SINKS BELOW 2,729

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