Morons Massacred As Short Vol. Double Down Goes Horribly Wrong

Morons Massacred As Short Vol. Double Down Goes Horribly Wrong

Earlier today, I noted the obvious, which is this: Everyone knows you people are morons. I know that for sure, because I personally guarantee you that it's the same people who were wiped out in XIV on Monday that were reading "buy the dip" stories on Wednesday. Wednesday would be yesterday and yesterday would be the day when the number of news stories featuring the phrase "buy the dip" hit an all-time record: And here's what else I said in the piece linked above: Now you could argue that this
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3 thoughts on “Morons Massacred As Short Vol. Double Down Goes Horribly Wrong

  1. H,

    I’ve been so set for this trade for over five years!! Especially the rise in rates (long TTT) and the short VIX squeeze (long 18 APR 20 Calls – short the 30s). You could just see it waiting to burst!

    Figured that I had just a little more time left to put on some more APR 18 20s so did a FEB 7 20/APR 18 20 “Calendar Spread” for a credit (??). Hmmmmm…

    Do the words European Style mean anything here? 🙁 Totally f-ed this up with a stupid rookie mistake and busted out on the short FEB 7 20s (sold @~$1.00 – bot(to close) @~$16). What I thought was a covered calendar spread was actually a naked position 30 points below the market for about 10 minutes. Had to sell TTTs & the bull call spread to cover margin. If I could have waited 30 minutes I’d be singing a different tune. AND… with the price action over the last couple of days would have been a total hero. Sorry to ramble but just had to get this off my chest. DOT YOUR “i’s”!!

    #ArmpitOfTheUniverse

    That’s “The Retail” for you. Enjoy the profits all and take this trade forward for me so maybe I can enjoy some vicarious joy in market behavior!

    Good luck.

  2. Pillar to Post my friend,
    Pillar to Post.
    Been building 1/3 Heisenberged for 17 months. (rest mostly cash)
    It’s been a good week.

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