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Weekly: The Leveraged Buildout (Speculative Gravity Control)

October 31, 2026October 31, 2026
  • The Problem, In A Nutshell…

    October 30, 2026
  • What’s What And WTF?

    October 30, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Oil, Dammit!

    October 30, 2026October 30, 2026

Markets

My Goodness: Amazon Spent Some Money

October 29, 2026October 31, 2026
  • Alphabet Whiffs, Microsoft Hits

    October 28, 2026October 31, 2026
  • Mona Lisa’s Smirk

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • F-ck You, Claude (Zen)

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • Around, Around We Go

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

economy

‘Remains Elevated’

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Boom!

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Dissembling Strategery

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • It’s All Relative

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

Geopolitics

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

Lula!

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

A ‘Dark And Bumpy’ Road

December 22, 2020December 22, 2020

The situation in the UK remained fraught Tuesday, as Boris Johnson struggled to strike a

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Mutants And iCars

December 21, 2020December 21, 2020

US equities managed to pare losses Monday, rebounding from fairly steep declines catalyzed by renewed

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4 Comments on Mutants And iCars

Pat Toomey And The Scourge Of The Sock Puppets

December 21, 2020December 22, 2020

Pat Toomey apparently felt the need to explain himself on Monday. With a $900 billion

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Another Pandemic Winner: Apartment List Sees Valuation Double With Americans ‘In Motion’

December 21, 2020December 21, 2020

“Our business is predicated on motion,” Apartment List CEO John Kobs told Bloomberg, in a

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‘Pain Point’: Nomura’s McElligott On Dollar Squeeze, Gamma Drop-Off

December 21, 2020December 21, 2020

The dollar jumped the most since March on Monday before eventually trimming gains. The initial

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‘Nightmare Before Christmas’ Grips UK As New Virus Strain Triggers Crisis

December 21, 2020December 21, 2020

Markets were staggered Monday as dour news out of the UK undercut risk sentiment and

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Congress Officially Stumbles Into Stimulus Deal Despite Best Efforts To Fail

December 20, 2020December 21, 2020

It took all weekend, but US lawmakers did manage to agree on a new stimulus

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Downside Risks And Predictions About The Future

December 20, 2020December 21, 2020

By now, I doubt anyone needs to be reminded about “what could go wrong,” so

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‘Going Bananas’

December 20, 2020December 20, 2020

There’s a “speculative frenzy sweeping Wall Street and world markets,” an overwrought Bloomberg headline trumpets.

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160,000 Dead Americans Later, Congress Clears Final Hurdle To New Stimulus Deal

December 20, 2020December 20, 2020

Pat Toomey, who decided to undermine stimulus talks in Washington at the last minute by

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New Virus Strain Bursts Boris Johnson’s ‘Christmas Bubbles’

December 19, 2020

“There is no current evidence to suggest the new strain causes a higher mortality rate

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Relatively Speaking

December 19, 2020December 19, 2020

It’s getting pretty stretched out there in equity land, notwithstanding stocks’ “relative” value versus bonds

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America The Infected

December 19, 2020December 20, 2020

The US now has two COVID-19 vaccines approved for emergency use by the FDA. As

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The Worst Optics Imaginable

December 18, 2020December 19, 2020

US equities ended lower on Friday as the curtain closed on what should have been

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Tax Cuts For Rich People Produce ‘No Significant Economic Effects,’ Says 50 Years Of Data

December 18, 2020December 18, 2020

You don’t have to be a scholar to understand why it’s absurd to suggest that

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Low-Income Families Burned Through Two-Thirds Of Stimulus Cash Buffer By October

December 18, 2020December 18, 2020

As you may have noticed, recent data suggests the world’s largest economy is losing momentum.

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The Bank Of Japan At The End Of The Road

December 18, 2020December 18, 2020

I doubt this needed underscoring, but just in case: Years of the easiest monetary policy

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Elements Of Chaos

December 18, 2020December 18, 2020

Speaking to Fox Business on Friday morning, Wilbur Ross confirmed the US will blacklist China’s Semiconductor Manufacturing

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‘Who Wants To Be A Guinea Pig?’

December 17, 2020December 18, 2020

Call it the ripple effect. Or actually, don’t. Because that’s not how the company wants

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‘A Surge In Global Food Prices Could Trigger Social Unrest Everywhere,’ Albert Edwards Warns

December 17, 2020December 17, 2020

Albert Edwards is worried about cereal. Specifically, whether you’ll be able to afford it going

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‘Whoa’: Minerd, Bloomberg Interrupted Fed Coverage To Detail $400,000 Bitcoin Thesis

December 17, 2020December 18, 2020

On Wednesday, Guggenheim’s Scott Minerd chatted with Bloomberg Television, as he’s wont to do, usually

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Impact Of Tesla Inclusion On S&P Valuation Greatly Exaggerated, Goldman Says

December 17, 2020December 17, 2020

I think it’s fair to say that market participants are obsessed with Tesla index inclusion.

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Trouble In Philly

December 17, 2020

The latest read on jobless claims wasn’t the only piece of bad economic news in

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Jobless Claims Surge Again As Sirens Blare In US Labor Market

December 17, 2020December 17, 2020

In news that should surprise exactly nobody, initial jobless claims surged for a second week

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Same Narratives. Also, Bitcoin!

December 17, 2020December 17, 2020

A largely unchanged narrative greeted traders and investors Thursday as lawmakers in Washington pressed ahead

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Politics Before Polity

December 16, 2020December 17, 2020

“#StimulusChecksNOW” was trending on Twitter Wednesday afternoon, if that tells you anything about the mood

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Fed Delivers A ‘Substantial’ Dose Of Almost Nothing At Year’s Final Meeting

December 16, 2020December 16, 2020

Headed into the last FOMC meeting of the most tumultuous year in modern history, Fed

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