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Weekly: The Leveraged Buildout (Speculative Gravity Control)

October 31, 2026October 31, 2026
  • The Problem, In A Nutshell…

    October 30, 2026
  • What’s What And WTF?

    October 30, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Oil, Dammit!

    October 30, 2026October 30, 2026

Markets

My Goodness: Amazon Spent Some Money

October 29, 2026October 31, 2026
  • Alphabet Whiffs, Microsoft Hits

    October 28, 2026October 31, 2026
  • Mona Lisa’s Smirk

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • F-ck You, Claude (Zen)

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • Around, Around We Go

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

economy

‘Remains Elevated’

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Boom!

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Dissembling Strategery

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • It’s All Relative

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

Geopolitics

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

Lula!

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

China’s Tech Titans Crumble At Xi’s Feet

December 28, 2020December 29, 2020

Since peaking in October, Alibaba has now shed more than a quarter trillion in market

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6 Comments on China’s Tech Titans Crumble At Xi’s Feet

Let Reason And Science Guide Us. And Stimulus. Lots Of Stimulus.

December 28, 2020December 28, 2020

Equities looked to rise coming off the Christmas break, buoyed by Donald Trump’s decision to

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Trump Was Just Kidding, Signs Virus Relief Bill After Publicity Stunt Goes Wrong

December 27, 2020December 28, 2020

After an agonizing, made-for-TV delay, Donald Trump decided to sign the bipartisan COVID-19 relief bill

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Americans Splurge On Couches, Hammers During 75 Days Of ‘Christmas Shopping’

December 27, 2020December 28, 2020

The holiday shopping season encompasses 75 days now, apparently. That’s according to Mastercard, which decided

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Ant, Meet Sledgehammer

December 27, 2020December 28, 2020

Jack Ma should have kept his mouth shut. The often flamboyant billionaire was reportedly warned

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GOP’s Toomey: Trump Risks ‘Being Remembered For Chaos And Misery’

December 27, 2020December 28, 2020

I never imagined I’d spend more than a few minutes of my life writing about

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Georgia (Still) On My Mind

December 26, 2020December 28, 2020

In the immediate aftermath of the US election, markets cheered what was variously billed as

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5 Comments on Georgia (Still) On My Mind

America Faces ‘Great Cultural Depression’ As Arts Industry Evaporates

December 26, 2020December 28, 2020

Over the course of the pandemic, I’ve spent quite a bit of time lamenting the

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6 Comments on America Faces ‘Great Cultural Depression’ As Arts Industry Evaporates

Nero 2024

December 26, 2020December 28, 2020

Even if Donald Trump signed the latest COVID-19 relief bill on Saturday, enhanced benefits for

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5 Comments on Nero 2024

‘Return-Free Risk’

December 25, 2020December 28, 2020

In a world where some $18 trillion in debt “boasts” a negative yield, bonds no

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Larry Summers Thinks He Might Lose Too Much Weight After All

December 25, 2020December 28, 2020

In 2009, when the Obama White House was busy charting a course for an economy

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Amid ‘Complete Clusterf—,’ Trump Sends Stark Christmas Warning To Republicans

December 25, 2020December 28, 2020

“Complete clusterf—.” That’s how one “top Republican Hill aide,” described the chaotic situation in Washington

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How The Fed Changed And Why One Pro Will Buy The Next Correction

December 24, 2020December 28, 2020

Yet, when I look at the traditional executioner of bull markets (the Fed), I see

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9 Comments on How The Fed Changed And Why One Pro Will Buy The Next Correction

Brexit-ing: Movements, Verbs, And Canine Travel Arrangements

December 24, 2020December 24, 2020

On Thursday, the EU and the UK confirmed that a post-Brexit trade deal has, in

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Icarus And His Ant

December 24, 2020December 24, 2020

Shares of Alibaba dove in Hong Kong Thursday, extending a slide that now sums to

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10 Comments on Icarus And His Ant

Trump Engineers Showdown With Republicans, Threatening Post-Christmas Chaos

December 24, 2020December 25, 2020

Washington headed towards another week (at least) of political wrangling after Donald Trump vetoed the

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Veto Corleone

December 23, 2020December 24, 2020

In an irony of ironies, Senator Pat Toomey called Congress “completely dysfunctional” while speaking to

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Once Burned, Twice Steep

December 23, 2020December 23, 2020

One almost hesitates when it comes to dedicating space to incremental Brexit news. And certainly

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Screeching Tea Kettle Downgraded To Rolling Boil As New Home Sales Miss Badly

December 23, 2020December 23, 2020

A day after the latest read on existing-home sales suggested record-high prices may constrain (or

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Americans’ Income, Spending Fall Much Harder Than Expected As Slowdown Accelerates

December 23, 2020December 23, 2020

Concerns that falling incomes were destined to manifest in slower spending were realized in November,

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Jobless Claims Fall, But Stick Well Above Pre-Pandemic Record As Deadlines Near

December 23, 2020December 23, 2020

803,000 Americans filed for unemployment benefits last week, down sharply from a revised 892,000. The

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Blank Checks

December 23, 2020December 23, 2020

Donald Trump has succeeded in making himself the topic of conversation for market participants and

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Trump Goes Rogue, ‘Thank You Very Much’

December 22, 2020December 23, 2020

Donald Trump went rogue on Tuesday night. In a video message posted to Twitter, the

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18 Comments on Trump Goes Rogue, ‘Thank You Very Much’

Darker-er-est Days

December 22, 2020December 22, 2020

Joe Biden wants more stimulus and Walmart found itself in the crosshairs of the Justice

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On Christmas, America Ponders Historic Failure Of Government

December 22, 2020December 23, 2020

Markets weren’t exactly “euphoric” after Congress managed to pass what the media characterized as “the

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6 Comments on On Christmas, America Ponders Historic Failure Of Government

Meanwhile, In Housing Bubble News…

December 22, 2020December 23, 2020

Is America’s newly minted housing bubble bursting?! I’m just kidding. The answer is “no.” Or,

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US Consumer Confidence Tumbles In December As ‘No Significant Momentum’ Seen

December 22, 2020December 23, 2020

Not surprisingly, consumer confidence in the US fell again in December, The Conference Board said

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