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Dissembling Strategery

October 28, 2026October 28, 2026
  • Alphabet Whiffs, Microsoft Hits

    October 28, 2026
  • Mona Lisa’s Smirk

    October 28, 2026October 28, 2026
  • The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

    October 28, 2026October 28, 2026

Markets

F-ck You, Claude (Zen)

October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • Around, Around We Go

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • Anthropic: The Promise, The Numbers, The Risks

    October 26, 2026October 27, 2026
  • Only You Can Prevent A Bear Market

    October 26, 2026October 27, 2026
  • Credit Canaries

    October 25, 2026October 26, 2026

economy

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 28, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • It’s All Relative

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • It’s A Big Week

    October 25, 2026October 27, 2026
  • What To Expect From The October FOMC Meeting

    October 24, 2026October 26, 2026

Geopolitics

Lula!

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

Not Done Just Yet?

October 22, 2026October 23, 2026

Questions, But No Answers

October 19, 2026October 20, 2026

Duly Noted

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

Mind The Control Group!

October 15, 2026October 16, 2026

Crypto End Game Goes Through DeFi’s Black Box

June 18, 2022June 25, 2022

An already dire situation in the cryptoverse took another ominous turn Saturday, when Bitcoin dropped

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‘It’s Not Inevitable’

June 17, 2022June 19, 2022

However things turned out during Friday’s US session, this week was destined for inscription in

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Breaking The Bank Of Japan? It Won’t Be Easy

June 17, 2022June 24, 2022

“It’s not appropriate to tighten policy now.” That quote, from Haruhiko Kuroda, summarizes Friday’s uneventful

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Esther George Calls Big Fed Hike ‘Abrupt,’ ‘Unsettling’

June 17, 2022June 21, 2022

Esther George is a hawk. Or at least that’s what everyone thought, until she dissented

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Beware The Credit Canaries

June 17, 2022June 18, 2022

When asked to identify “the most likely reason” for a prospective pause in the Fed’s

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America’s Recession Obsession

June 16, 2022June 27, 2022

The financial pages were a veritable compendium of doom on Thursday, as US equities careened

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Bear With Me

June 16, 2022June 17, 2022

Yesterday’s “the Fed is getting on top of inflation” was today’s “the Fed is struggling

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Mortgage Rates Surge Most Since 1987 As Housing Bubble Pops

June 16, 2022June 23, 2022

Housing starts aren’t supposed to be falling yet. Theoretically, higher rates should only impact starts

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SNB ‘Bombshell’ Could Open Pandora’s Box

June 16, 2022June 21, 2022

If you had “SNB hike” on your bingo card this week, congratulations. The Swiss National

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A Hopeless, Hapless BoE Hikes Rates Again As Downturn Looms

June 16, 2022June 16, 2022

The Bank of England hiked rates for a fifth consecutive meeting on Thursday, in line

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‘Failure Isn’t An Option’: Powell Says Fed To Prevail Over Inflation

June 15, 2022June 16, 2022

“Clearly, this is an unusually large” rate hike, Jerome Powell said, while speaking to the

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Fed Hikes Rates Most Since 1994 In Dramatic Mea Culpa

June 15, 2022June 21, 2022

The Fed hiked rates by the most since 1994 on Wednesday, in a decision that

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Everywhere You Look, Markets Are Breaking

June 15, 2022June 16, 2022

Traders are learning to live with outsized moves and pervasive cross-asset volatility. Or, if they

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US Retail Sales ‘Unexpectedly’ Fall Amid Consumer Angst

June 15, 2022June 17, 2022

US retail sales unexpectedly fell in May, data out Wednesday showed. The 0.3% decline from

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ECB Panics Four Business Days After Confirming Policy Pivot

June 15, 2022June 16, 2022

The ECB has seen enough. Already. Just four business days after confirming the imminent onset

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Key Data Shows Chinese Economy Stuck In Neutral

June 14, 2022June 19, 2022

Chinese economic activity perked up in May, crucial activity data out Wednesday suggested, but the

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Coinbase Is Losing A Few Team Members

June 14, 2022June 15, 2022

If it seems like less than two weeks ago when Coinbase’s Chief People Officer, L.J.

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What Could Force A Fed Pivot? $800 Billion Sees Five Catalysts

June 14, 2022June 25, 2022

The “Bostic pause” story was a cruel canard. That much is now clear. In a

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US Producer Prices Notch Sixth Straight Double-Digit Increase

June 14, 2022June 14, 2022

US producer prices rose at a double-digit 12-month rate for a sixth consecutive month in

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Fed Spiral: 50 Was The New 25. Now 75 Is The New 50

June 14, 2022June 16, 2022

75bps Fed hike increments would’ve sounded positively ludicrous a mere six months ago. Now, they’re

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US Small Business Outlook Hits Another 48-Year Record Low

June 14, 2022July 2, 2022

Small business “optimism” looked suspiciously like pessimism in May, the latest NFIB survey, released on

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Sentiment ‘Dire’ As Growth Outlook Collapses In Key Investor Survey

June 14, 2022June 20, 2022

Global growth optimism fell to its lowest levels on record and sentiment is “dire.” That’s

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Markets Brace For Impact As Fed Whisperer Tips 75

June 13, 2022June 14, 2022

Headed into the new week, I suggested on multiple occasions that the market was on

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The Crypto Universe Is Imploding

June 13, 2022June 21, 2022

Bitcoin, and cryptocurrencies more generally, were in all kinds of trouble at the beginning of

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Kolanovic Says Rates ‘Went Too Far,’ Fed May ‘Surprise Dovishly’

June 13, 2022June 14, 2022

“We believe rates market repricing went too far and the Fed will surprise dovishly relative

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‘That Light At Tunnel’s End Was Actually A Train’

June 13, 2022June 14, 2022

“Now, [it’s] clear that light at the end of the tunnel was actually an oncoming

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Crisis-Battered Bank Of England Stares Into Dark Abyss

June 13, 2022June 13, 2022

The UK economy shrank in April from the prior month, data out Monday showed. It

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