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Yeah, But Can It Draw A LEGO?

September 22, 2026
  • WTF: Buyer’s Market, Higher Prices?

    September 22, 2026
  • ‘Do I Annihilate Iran, Drive Them Into Hell?’ Nobel Hopeful Asks

    September 22, 2026
  • ‘Let The Oil Flow!’ Again!

    September 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Markets

There’s A Lot Riding On The Chips…

September 21, 2026September 22, 2026
  • Erstwhile Bear Confident In Year-End Stock Rally

    September 21, 2026September 22, 2026
  • Wall Street’s Fata Morgana Risk

    September 21, 2026September 22, 2026
  • What Happens To Stocks If Treasury Yields Go To 6%?

    September 20, 2026September 21, 2026
  • ‘The House’ Humiliated As Yen Plunges

    September 18, 2026September 20, 2026

economy

The Fed’s Never Been This Sure About The Jobs Market

September 21, 2026September 22, 2026
  • Weekly: The Counterfactual

    September 18, 2026September 20, 2026
  • A Mixed Read On A Grim Housing Market

    September 17, 2026September 19, 2026
  • Below 200k. Again.

    September 17, 2026September 18, 2026
  • Warsh Fed Hikes, Thank God

    September 16, 2026September 17, 2026

Geopolitics

A King In Washington

September 20, 2026September 21, 2026

Achtung Baby

September 20, 2026September 21, 2026

The ‘Real-World’ Energy Shock’s Finally Here

September 19, 2026September 21, 2026

Duly Noted

Who’s Coming To Nashville?

September 19, 2026September 20, 2026

Builder Sentiment Crumbles As US Mortgage Rates Soar

September 16, 2026September 17, 2026

‘Permanent Crisis Mode’: Germany Limps Out Of 2023 In Rough Shape

December 18, 2023December 19, 2023

If you’re wondering whether the fiscal fiasco in Germany impacted the business outlook for the

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A New ‘Strategist Short Squeeze’ Looms As Stocks Eye Records

December 18, 2023December 28, 2023

Remember the “strategist short squeeze”? In June and July, when markets melted up following Nvidia’s

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Front-Running And Chicken-Counting

December 17, 2023December 18, 2023

It’s dangerous to count chickens. That was one message from Austan Goolsbee, who regaled CBS’s

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Quick Anatomy Of A Crash-Down

December 17, 2023

Equities headed into the back half of December riding a seven-week melt-up. That alone is

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Before The Ham And Eggnog

December 17, 2023December 18, 2023

It’s the week before Christmas. The macro-policy docket isn’t exactly sparse, but interest and engagement

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In Gaza, A Lost Cause

December 17, 2023December 28, 2023

This goes without saying and I’m anyway not the first person to say it: The

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Cashing In

December 16, 2023December 18, 2023

Of all the questions that loom large for 2024, few are more pressing for market

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Bear Humbug

December 15, 2023December 28, 2023

Bears could still be right, God bless ’em. After all, the year’s not over yet.

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Rare Occurrences

December 15, 2023December 17, 2023

If the Fed cuts rates in 2024 with core inflation above the unemployment rate, it’d

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Technically You Did Start It, John

December 15, 2023December 17, 2023

“My fault? How is it my fault?” “Well, you did start it, John.” In “Critics

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Easier Financial Conditions Spotted In US Services Sector

December 15, 2023December 16, 2023

If you’re looking for evidence that the US economy may slip into recession imminently, it

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Europe Slides Toward Recession As ECB ‘Enjoys The View’ From Rate Mountain

December 15, 2023December 15, 2023

The ECB “definitely did not discuss rate cuts” this week, Christine Lagarde insisted, after the

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Money Market Funds See First Outflow In Two Months

December 14, 2023December 14, 2023

Money market funds saw their first outflow in two months in the week to December

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The $6 Trillion Question For 2024

December 14, 2023December 15, 2023

The great thing about 4% or 5% on term deposits and federal money market funds

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Behind The Scenes Of The Epic Rates Rally

December 14, 2023December 14, 2023

As you might’ve noticed, the bond rally — already one of the more impressive in

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Critics Decry Fed’s Dovish Pivot. Does Powell Deserve The Derision?

December 14, 2023December 28, 2023

There was more than a little perturbation Thursday among the Fed’s legions of critics. With

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ECB Manages Balanced Message As Lagarde Battles Rate Cut Speculation

December 14, 2023December 15, 2023

The ECB removed a key inflation warning from its policy statement on Thursday, even as

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Strong Retail Sales, Low Jobless Claims Clash With Fed Cut Narrative

December 14, 2023December 15, 2023

Initial jobless claims dropped sharply and US retail sales topped estimates in a one-two data

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A Weary Bank Of England Tries To Dissuade Rate Cut Bets

December 14, 2023December 14, 2023

The Bank of England kept rates on hold Thursday, as expected. The vote split was

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No Hawks Here

December 13, 2023December 14, 2023

The Fed’s policy rate is “likely at or near its peak for this hiking cycle,”

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Fed Signals Three Rate Cuts For Next Year At Final 2023 Gathering

December 13, 2023December 28, 2023

The Fed kept rates on hold for a third consecutive meeting on Wednesday, as widely

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About That ‘Sell SPX In Every Scenario’ Headline

December 13, 2023

Headed into the December FOMC meeting, there was some (ok, a lot) of chatter to

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The American Dream Has Never Been Less Affordable

December 13, 2023December 14, 2023

Houses: People need them, but people can’t afford them. It’s a problem when you need

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Doves Get Small Break With Benign Read On US Producer Prices

December 13, 2023December 13, 2023

In an incrementally dovish development, US producer prices were flat last month from October, data

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Core Priorities

December 13, 2023December 14, 2023

Xi Jinping’s China continues to raise more questions for investors than the Party is capable

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Fearless Fear Gauge?

December 12, 2023December 12, 2023

Headed into the final FOMC meeting of 2023, there was a bull market in allegations

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The Big Impact Of A $60 Billion Options ETF Trend

December 12, 2023December 28, 2023

On a number of occasions over the past — I don’t know — call it

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