“In some of the cases they’re having DACA and they’re gang members and they’re drug dealers too. But you have some absolutely incredible kids, I would say mostly.”
Category: Trump
Trump To Actively Undermine Obamacare With Deep Spending Cuts
Well don’t worry America, because if Obamacare wasn’t already in trouble, Trump is going to do everything in his power to undermine it.
As Far As President Ashley Schaeffer And Yields, Goldman Figures It Can’t ‘Feasibly’ Get Any Worse
“Given how negative sentiment on the political outlook has become, it’s feasible this sell-off in the 10-year could originate with a positive surprise from the policy process.”
Mueller, Schneiderman Team Up In Possible Bid To Counter Trump Pardon Power
Trump’s legal team might want to start burning the candle at both ends…
Trump Lies About GDP, Imagines Conversation With Uzbekistan
And I speak to them, leaders of other countries: ‘how are you doing?’
AFL-CIO President: ‘Turns Out They Were Racists’
“The other faction wasn’t racist, but they were Wall Streeters.”
Donald Trump Is Sick Of Being Extorted By Koreans, Is Done Talking.
Fast forward to Wednesday and….
‘The President Speaks For Himself, Chris’
“Coming from the man the president picked to represent the nation around the world, it was a stunning admission, devastating in its simplicity and painful in its accuracy.”
Trump Jr. To Testify; Mueller Issues Subpoenas To Manafort Lawyer, Spokesman
Walls are closing in.
There’s A Trump Tweet For That…
“Don’t fall for it.”
Trump Upset With Hurricane For Not Doing More To Boost Pardon Ratings
This man is a miracle.
‘Our Boy Can Become President’: NY Times, WaPo Drop 2 More Trump-Russia Bombshells
“I will get all of Putins team to buy in on this, I will manage this process.”
Bloomberg: Yellen Sent Trump A Message – And It Was The Right One
“Nostalgia for the regulatory neglect that prevailed before the crash is wholly misplaced.”
Are Rex Tillerson And Jim Mattis About To Quit On Trump?
“Our country right now, it’s got problems we don’t have in the military”…
Republicans ‘Need To Think In Terms Of A Shadow Government’
“The damage Mr. Trump has inflicted on the Republican Party is already enormous.”
Joe Biden Is On A Quest To Save America’s ‘Soul’
“I was living history—and reliving it—at the same time. And the images racing through my mind were a vivid demonstration that when it comes to race in America, hope doesn’t travel alone. It’s shadowed by a long trail of violence and hate.”
Bannon’s War: Breitbart Takes Aim, Calls Paul Ryan A ‘Leftist’ In Absurd New Post
In a piece that carries the InfoWars-ish title “Paul Ryan Throws In With The Leftists To Attack President Trump’s Pardon”, Steve Bannon’s propaganda machine writes the following…
Trump Asks Twitter About NAFTA: ‘May Have To Terminate’?
As usual, he has managed to cram so much absurdity into 140 characters that it’s impossible to parse it all, but the first question that comes to mind is this: why the fuck is that posed as an interrogative? Â
‘One Man Died In His Bed’ – Welcome To Joe Arpaio’s ‘Hell’
“During the sweltering summer, the temperature could reach 115 or 120 degrees. I was in the tents when we hit 120. It was impossible to stay cool in the oppressive heat. Everyone would strip down to their underwear.”
Paul Ryan Criticizes Trump’s Arpaio Pardon In Latest Sign Of Friction
“The speaker does not agree with the decision.”
Joe Arpaio Pardon Is Brought To You By Alex Jones And His Vampire Invasion
Regular readers know we quite enjoy lampooning Alex Jones and his “news” outfit InfoWars. Alex
‘For This Kind Of Person?’ USA Today Is Not Amused With Trump’s Arpaio Pardon
“Invoking the presidential pardon power for this man — former Maricopa County (Ariz.) sheriff Joe Arpaio — further shreds whatever semblance of moral authority the president retains, not to mention Republican hopes of making inroads among Hispanic voters.”Â
‘Good Luck To Everybody’: It’s ‘Hard To Predict’ How Debt Ceiling, Government Shutdown Will Play Out
Do you still have questions about the looming debt ceiling debate and the possibility of
Thanks, Harvey: Trans Ban, Arpaio Pardon, Gorka Resignation Hit During Hurricane
Wow. Talk about convenient timing. Thanks, Harvey.
Blazing Saddles, Flying Sacks Of Heroin, And The Debt Ceiling
The situation is so surreal that reality is now its own joke.
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