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Trump Claims Foreign Nations Astonished At ‘Big Victory’, Says ‘Magic Comes Out Of My Ears’

November 7, 2018November 7, 2018

“Mr. Trump has magic about him.”

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In Trump’s America, Voters Care More About Make-Believe Problems Than Real Ones

November 6, 2018October 22, 2021

“Populist reality is actualized through the positive feedback loop of suspension of disbelief.”

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‘Trump Has Hijacked The Election’: A Last Minute Midterm Guide As America Goes To The Polls

November 6, 2018November 7, 2018

America is “fired up”.

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‘Political Gridlock Will Not Come Without Pain’: Market And Policy Ramifications Of The U.S. Midterms

November 5, 2018November 6, 2018

A make or break moment for America’s democracy?

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Trump’s Caravan ‘Emergy’ To Cost $220 Million Even As Pentagon Risk Assessment Shows No Threat To U.S.

November 5, 2018October 22, 2021

Is this how you want the government to spend your tax dollars?

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As ‘The Base Comes Home’ For Trump, Here’s A Handy Pocket Guide To The Midterm Elections

November 4, 2018November 5, 2018

High drama.

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You, Dear Taxpayer, Are About To Pay $10 Million A Day To Fund Trump’s Border Troops

November 3, 2018November 4, 2018

And just what, you might fairly ask, are those troops currently doing?

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‘Blacks Are Too Stupid To Vote For Me’: About Michael Cohen And Donald Trump’s Racist Language

November 2, 2018October 22, 2021

“I told Trump that the rally looked vanilla on television.”

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Trump Says Military ‘Doesn’t Have To’ Shoot Unarmed Migrants If They Don’t Want To

November 2, 2018November 2, 2018

So, “consider it a rifle”, or no?

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Trump Has One Phone Call With Xi, Decides It’s Time To Draft Trade Deal

November 2, 2018November 2, 2018

“We’ll see what happens.”

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‘Consider It A Rifle’: Trump Says He Told Military To Shoot Rock-Throwing Migrants

November 1, 2018November 2, 2018

“We’re gonna fight back.”

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Trump Dedicates More U.S. Troops To Caravan ‘Invasion’ Than Afghanistan (No, Really)

November 1, 2018November 2, 2018

“No, not fearmongering at all.”

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‘King Of Debt’ Lives Up To Title As Trump Sells Debt At Crisis-Era Pace

October 31, 2018

“Nobody knows debt like me”.

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Jacob Wohl Implicated In Jack Burkman Scheme To Pay Women For False Mueller Accusations

October 30, 2018October 31, 2018

Just when you thought things couldn’t possibly get any stupider…

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‘It’s In The Process’: Trump Says He’ll End Birthright Citizenship With Executive Order

October 30, 2018October 30, 2018

“It’ll happen.”

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‘They Are Deploying With Weapons’: Pentagon Sends 5,200 Troops To Confront Migrant Caravan

October 29, 2018October 30, 2018

“As we sit right here today we have about 800 soldiers who are on their way.”

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As Trump ‘Regrets’ Jerome Powell, Here Are The 4 Possible Outcomes For Fed Policy

October 24, 2018October 24, 2018

Of ironies and paradoxes.

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In Middle Finger To Middle Class, White House Ponders ‘Symbolic’ Vote On Trump Tax Cut ‘Resolution’

October 23, 2018October 28, 2018

So what’s the point? Well, there is no point…

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Trump Declares National ‘Emergy’, Says ‘Unknown Middle Easterners’ Are ‘Mixed In’ With Migrant Caravan

October 22, 2018October 18, 2021

Xenophobia gone wild.

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Surprise! GOP Completely Blindsided By Trump’s ‘Major Tax Cut’ Pledge

October 22, 2018October 18, 2021

“There is no chance of such a plan passing.”

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‘I’ll Bring Out The Military’: Is Trump Hoping For A Border Clash With Migrant Caravan?

October 20, 2018October 20, 2018

“Some bad people started the caravan.”

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Bolton, Kelly Get Into Screaming Match Over Trump’s Plan To Close U.S. Border

October 18, 2018October 19, 2021

Trump took Bolton’s side.

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Mueller Said Preparing To Render Key Judgements On Collusion, Obstruction

October 17, 2018October 19, 2021

Could this be behind the President’s sour mood?

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Trump’s 60 Minutes Interview With Lesley Stahl: Here Are The Video Highlights

October 14, 2018October 15, 2018

The President has only one regret…

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Trump Is Now ‘Renting’ Cellphone Numbers, Emails Of 20 Million Supporters

October 13, 2018

“It’s a win-win.”

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Trump ‘Won’t Fire’ Jerome Powell, But He Does Know A Guy Who Would Make A Great Fed Chair…

October 11, 2018October 11, 2018

If you want something done right…

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Trump: ‘The Fed Doesn’t Need To Go So Fast’ On Rate Hikes

October 9, 2018October 9, 2018

“I like to stay uninvolved with Fed chair Jerome Powell.”

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