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‘Phony Sources And Jealous People’ Say Donald Trump Is Furious With Steve Mnuchin

November 23, 2018November 24, 2018

“I am extremely happy and proud of the job being done by @USTreasury Secretary”…

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Fist Fights In Tijuana, Border ‘Bedlam’ And Other Highlights From Trump’s Thanksgiving

November 22, 2018November 23, 2018

“…there will be only bedlam, chaos, injury and death.”

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Trump, Who Has ‘No Business In Saudi Arabia’, Thanks Kingdom For Oil Price Plunge A Day After Khashoggi Statement

November 21, 2018November 21, 2018

“Just so you know, I have no business in Saudi Arabia – couldn’t care less”.

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So, Trump Tried To Order The Justice Department To Prosecute Clinton And Comey, Which Is Totally Normal

November 20, 2018November 21, 2018

“McGahn rebuffed the president, saying that he had no authority to order a prosecution”…

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‘Maybe He Did, Maybe He Didn’t!’ Trump Releases Astonishing Statement On Murder Of Jamal Khashoggi

November 20, 2018November 20, 2018

“The world is a very dangerous place!”

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‘Adam Schitt’, ‘Go Home!’ And Other Highlights From Trump’s Sunday Twitter Escapades

November 18, 2018September 30, 2019

Donald Trump is furious on Sunday.

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Trump Indicates He Won’t Accept CIA Conclusion On Khashoggi Murder

November 17, 2018November 17, 2018

“Spectacular allies” and all.

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Trump ‘Ordered’ To Restore Jim Acosta’s Press Pass ‘Immediately’, Which Is Hilarious

November 16, 2018

Well, this won’t please Donald Trump.

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Senators Seek To Halt Weapons Sales To Saudi Arabia As Trump’s Sanctions Fail To Impress

November 15, 2018October 20, 2021

“This looks like a coordinated attempt to sweep this case under the rug.”

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Trump Imagines Robert Mueller Runs His Investigation Like Trump Runs The White House

November 15, 2018November 15, 2018

“…screaming and shouting at people and horribly threatening them to come up with the answers they want.” 

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Jeff Flake’s Last Stand: Retiring Senator Vows To Oppose All Trump Judicial Picks If Mueller Not Protected

November 14, 2018November 15, 2018

“The president now has this investigation in his sights and we all know it.”

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France Blasts Trump For Lack Of ‘Common Decency’ After Tuesday Tweets Mocking Nazi Occupation

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

France is not amused.

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Melania Trump ‘Really Doesn’t Care’ To Fire Mira Ricardel And John Kelly – ‘Do You’?

November 13, 2018November 14, 2018

“Ricardel no longer deserves the honor of serving in this White House.”

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CNN Sues Trump, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Over Acosta Incident

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

“Plaintiffs bring this action to ensure that the press remains free to question the government.”

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Trump To Fire Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, Wants Her Out ‘ASAP’

November 12, 2018October 22, 2021

“Bushie”.

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Puerto Rico Is Scamming Hurricane Relief Funds, Say Crazy Badgers Who Live In Trump’s Brain

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

The President is still mad at hurricane victims.

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In Absurd Twist, U.S. Blows $240,000 In Farmer Bailout Money Buying Ham From Chinese Conglomerate

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

“This is an example of corporate welfare at its worst.”

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Trump’s Nationalism Shunned In Paris As ‘America First’ Becomes ‘America Alone’

November 11, 2018November 12, 2018

“Patriotism is the exact opposite of nationalism, nationalism is a betrayal of patriotism.”

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Democrats To Probe Trump Over Abuse Of Power For Attacks On WaPo, CNN: Adam Schiff

November 11, 2018September 30, 2019

Commence the investigations.

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‘Amazon Economist’ Navarro Unleashes Wild Screed, Calls Wall Street ‘Unregistered Foreign Agents’

November 10, 2018

Just watch this and try to wrap your head around the fact that this man is effectively in charge of U.S. trade policy…

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‘Nobody Knows What Was Said’: Matt Whitaker Privately Counseled Trump Behind Backs Of Sessions, Rosenstein

November 10, 2018November 10, 2018

“Who ever heard of a president barely speaking to his attorney general but on the phone constantly with a staff-level person?”

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Donald Trump ‘Doesn’t Know’ Matt Whitaker – Unless You Ask Donald Trump

November 9, 2018November 10, 2018

Who’s to say who knows who!

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Trump Issues Immigration ‘Proclamation’ Justifying Thursday’s Brutal New Asylum Rule

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

“I must take immediate action to protect the national interest.”

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‘What A Stupid Question’: Trump Berates Female Reporter When Asked If Whitaker Will ‘Rein In’ Mueller Probe

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

“But you know what?”

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In Draconian Decree, Trump Sets Asylum Bar At ‘Reasonable Fear Of Torture’ For Immigrants Who Cross Border Illegally

November 8, 2018October 22, 2021

Define: cruel.

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And So It Begins: Jeff Sessions Resigns, Whitaker Takes Command Of Mueller Probe

November 7, 2018November 8, 2018

The timing is “very suspect”.

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Acosta Accosted, And Other Video Highlights From Trump’s Wild Midterm Press Conference

November 7, 2018November 7, 2018

Everyone knew Trump’s Wednesday press conference would devolve into a circus, but…

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