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Nikki Haley Resigns As Trump’s UN Ambassador, But Don’t Worry, Everything Is Fine, Ok?!

October 9, 2018October 10, 2018

“[She’s] done a fantastic job and we’ve done a fantastic job together”.

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Trump Says George Soros Is Funding ‘Elevator Screamers’

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018

“#Troublemakers”

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Trump Does A Great Blasey Ford Impression – Maybe Because He’s Seen A Lot Of Sexual Assault Victims Up Close

October 3, 2018

“I had one beer”…

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‘I’ve Never Seen It Done’: Trump Mystified By Use Of Core Finance Principle In NYT Tax Fraud Expose

October 3, 2018October 19, 2021

“The Failing New York Times did something I have never seen done before”…

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Surprise! Donald Trump’s Past Is A Giant Fraud In Every Sense Of The Word

October 2, 2018October 3, 2018

Well, Donald Trump is in (more) trouble.

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Trump, Who Called For Execution Of Central Park Five, Says It’s ‘Scary Time’ For Young Men In America

October 2, 2018October 2, 2018

Central Park Five anyone?

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Trump Loses It At NAFTA Presser, Says Kavanaugh Likes Beer, Claims Unnamed Democrat Has A Drinking Problem

October 1, 2018

Not helpful.

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The George Washington Presser: Donald Trump Delivers Crowning Achievement In Abject Absurdity

September 26, 2018September 27, 2018

“…according to Mr. Pillsbury, China has total respect for Donald Trump’s ahh-very large brain.”

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For A Split Second On Tuesday, Donald Trump And The World Shared A Joke

September 25, 2018September 29, 2018

And the joke was Donald Trump.

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Trump ‘Rejects Globalism’, Blasts ‘Socialism’, Accuses OPEC Of ‘Ripping Off The World’: Full U.N. Highlights

September 25, 2018September 26, 2018

The bar was set pretty high – or pretty low…

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Rod Rosenstein Said To Resign As Deputy AG: Constitutional Crisis, Here We Come

September 24, 2018September 25, 2018

Expect a veritable firestorm on the Hill.

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Internal RNC Poll Shows Nancy Pelosi More Popular Than Trump And That’s Not Even The Punchline…

September 22, 2018October 17, 2021

Why? Why would Republicans stick with something that an internal study says isn’t working?

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Will Somebody Please Tell Trump That Attacking Sexual Assault Survivors On Twitter Is A Bad Idea? Thanks.

September 21, 2018September 21, 2018

The biggest question mark going into next week may not even be whether and when Ford testifies and under what conditions…

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Rod Rosenstein Definitely Didn’t Secretly Record Trump And Plot To Oust Him With The 25th Amendment, Ok?!

September 21, 2018October 17, 2021

This wouldn’t be the first time someone has mentioned the 25th…

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Trump Takes Sessions Attack To New Level: ‘I Don’t Have An Attorney General’

September 19, 2018

“It’s very sad”.

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The Sad Irony Of The ‘Iconic’ MAGA Hat

September 17, 2018October 17, 2021

“Just wait until he sees who’s making his hats.”

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It’s Official: Trump Slaps Tariffs On $200 Billion In Chinese Goods Starting Next Week

September 17, 2018October 17, 2021

Brace yourselves for a war of attrition.

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Paul Manafort Agrees To Cooperate With Government, Forfeits Assets Worth Enough To Cover Cost Of Mueller Probe

September 14, 2018September 15, 2018

“He refused to ‘break’ – make up stories in order to get a ‘deal.'”

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Trump Claims Puerto Rico Death Toll Is A Democrat Hoax, Says Some People Died Of ‘Old Age’

September 13, 2018October 17, 2021

“3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico.”

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Trump Calls Jamie Dimon A ‘Nervous Mess’ Who ‘Lacks Smarts’

September 13, 2018October 17, 2021

“Your move, Jamie.’

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‘A Lot Of People Hate The President’: GOP Worries Trump’s Personality Overshadows Economic Gains

September 12, 2018September 12, 2018

“If you figure out a way to subtract from that equation how they feel about the president, the numbers go up dramatically.”

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By The Way, New York Prosecutors Aren’t Done With The Trump Organization

September 8, 2018October 13, 2021

Let’s dig a little deeper, how about that?

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New York Times Confident Sessions Won’t Bow To Trump’s Threats To Find ‘Anominoushhh’ Op-Ed Writer

September 7, 2018

“We’re confident that the Department of Justice that the First Amendment protects all American citizens.”

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Trump Delivers $267 Billion Trade Escalation Out Of The Clear Blue Sky (Figuratively and Literally)

September 7, 2018October 17, 2021

Just because.

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Stunning Details From Bob Woodward’s Trump Book Paint Alarming Picture Of Presidency

September 4, 2018October 17, 2021

“We’re in Crazytown.”

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‘We Are Not Some Banana Republic!’ Lawmakers Recoil As Trump Says Sessions Shouldn’t Indict Republicans

September 3, 2018September 4, 2018

“This, by the way, is next level crazy, inappropriate, unethical, stupid and incriminating.”

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Obama, Bush Decry ‘Bigoted Despots’ At McCain Memorial And Speaking Of Trump, He Golfed And Tweeted About Canada

September 1, 2018September 2, 2018

Donald Trump wasn’t invited. Literally.

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