‘Is Nobody Gonna Tell Him?’ MAGA And The Pedal To The Metal Economy

“YOU WILL RIDE ETERNAL, TACKY AND GOLD LEAF”…

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I’m Long Stocks And Short Poor People As A Hedge

Of course this “fundamentals-based” excuse will be couched almost entirely in terms of the assumed sugar high from myopic fiscal stimulus and deficit-funded tax cuts.

Listen You Ingrates, Paul Ryan Wants You To Know That $1.50 Is A Lot Of Money These Days

I mean fuck me, do you want a free Costco membership or don’t you?!

Wall Street Warns Of ‘Supply Floodgate’ As Trump’s Tax Bill Balloons Deficit

So when you hear conspiracy theories about upwardly revised projections with regard to Treasury supply, just know that there is no conspiracy. There is just reality. And the reality is this…

2 Reasons To (Maybe) Ignore Q4 Earnings

Show of hands: who’s looking forward to earnings season?

David Stockman Unveils The ‘Watchword For 2018’: ‘UNHINGED!’

“That refers to Wall Street, Washington, the Dems and the GOP, and all the far and near corners of the planet which are implicated in their collective follies.”

‘Capitalist Suicide’: What’s Wrong With This Chart?

Grab the torches and the pitchforks.

‘America’ Leaves Package Of Literal Horse Shit On Steve Mnuchin’s Bel Air Driveway

“LAPD Sgt. R. Briggs described the contents of the package to be horse feces.”

‘You All Just Got A Lot Richer’: Trump Explains Tax Plan To Mar-a-Lago Elite

“President Trump kicked off his holiday weekend at Mar-a-Lago Friday night at a dinner where he told friends”…

‘Stock Pickers Rejoice!’ Goldman Tells You Where To Find The Tax Bill Winners

“Now you’ve got a fun activity for the holiday weekend. Assuming your idea of Christmas fun is sorting the Russell 2000 for tax cut beneficiaries.” 

Ray Dalio Reveals The ‘Tragic’ Aspect Of The GOP Tax Plan

“… won’t have any notable effect on our biggest economic, social, and political issue, which is the conditions of the bottom 60% and the growing disparity with the top 40%.”

The Tax ‘Panacea’: It’ll Boost Your S&P Target, But Will It ‘Make You Taller’?

“Many see this action as a panacea that will spur economic growth, earnings growth and make you taller as well as providing a host of other benefits.”

Here Is The Full Breakdown That Exposes What The Tax Plan Means For The Middle Class

“People are out there on T.V. telling mistruths.”

Byahhhh!

“Screwed you’re.”

‘This Is A Disgrace’: Bernie Sanders Furious After Reporter Tweets Goldman Note On Banks And Tax Plan

“Feel the ‘Bern'”