The Tax Code Is Fixed. And All It Took Was This 2-Page List Of Bullshit Bullet Points

“Game-changer.”

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Paul Krugman Asks: Why Are We Being Subjected To This?

“I find it fascinating that all this misery, plus the possible destruction of constitutional government, may happen without even making the intended beneficiaries happy.”

Trump’s Definitive Answer On Tax Cut Phase-In: ‘We’re Not Doing That. Hopefully. But Some People Have Mentioned It.’

Any idea what that means? No? That’s because it doesn’t mean anything.

Everything But The Kitchen Sink: Full Week Ahead Preview

Well, there’s not a lot going on in the week ahead and by that I mean there’s so much going on that you couldn’t plan for it even if you wanted to.

Look! A Table That Outlines Every Possible Scenario For Markets And Tax Reform

Fingers crossed.

‘Crisis’ Averted.

Now back to your regularly scheduled rally.

Trump Freaks Out, Says Bob Corker ‘Couldn’t Get Elected Dog Catcher’

“Someone missed their shift this morning.”

Sonny Black.

Fuhgeddaboudit.

‘These Folks Are Serious!’ Analysts Imagine A Future Where Tax Reform Is A Real Thing

It’s an all-hands-on-deck blitz(krieg) by the GOP to rally public support for a tax plan that will help Donald Trump and his family save an estimated $1.1 billion and help secure the fortunes of “struggling” Americans like Steve Mnuchin who wishes his entire graduating Yale class would stop writing him letters asking why he works…

If You’re An Investor, Today Is So Much Bigly-ier Than Yesterday, You Don’t Even Know

See there? That’s the reflation narrative coming back! 

Senate Passes Budget In Big Win That Sets Stage For Next Big Failure

“This is the biggest hoax cast upon the American people ever that this budget process even exists. The only thing about this that matters is in preparation for tax reform.”

Mnuchin Weaponizes The Stock Market: Pass Trump’s Tax Plan Or The Market Crashes

“But there’s no question in my mind that if we don’t get it done you’re going to see a reversal of a significant amount of these gains.”

Krugman Is Mad: ‘This Is The Most Dishonest Political Selling Job In History’

“But how can an administration that pretends to be populist, to stand up for ordinary (white) working people, sell such elitist policies?”

The Situation Remains Fluid.

If you were looking for clarity on anything, today was most assuredly not your day.

‘I’m Not Gonna Blame Myself’: Trump Launches Into Bizarre, Rambling Defense Of Policy Failures

“We’re not getting the job done. And I’m not going to blame myself. I’ll be honest.”