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‘Phony Wedges’, ‘Rigged Deals’, ‘Witch Hunts’ And ‘Nuclear Warming’: The Best Moments From Trump’s Interview With Sean Hannity

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018

On Monday evening, America was subjected to two interviews on Fox News, one of which

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‘Shameful’: Republicans Blast Trump, Fox News Calls Putin Press Conference ‘Disgusting’

July 16, 2018October 14, 2021

“Thank you, Helsinki!”

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Trump, Putin Deny Collusion In Joint Press Conference From Helsinki: Full Highlights

July 16, 2018July 17, 2018

“Please, just disregard this issue and don’t think about it anymore.”

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Trump Kicks Off Helsinki #TreasonSummit With Handshake, Bad English And World Cup Congrats

July 16, 2018July 16, 2018

May the farce be with you.

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To Hell(sinki) And Back: Full Week Ahead Preview

July 15, 2018July 15, 2018

This is the usual cocktail of geopolitical risk and Fed watching, with a dash of Brexit for bad measure.

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In CBS Interview Before Helsinki, Trump Pretends He Might Ask Putin To Extradite Accused Russian Agents

July 15, 2018July 17, 2018

“I believe in meetings”.

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The ‘Most Important Week Of The Year’? Full Week Ahead Preview

June 11, 2018June 11, 2018

I doubt it, but as Trump would say, “we’ll see what happens”…

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Democratic Party Sues Russia, Trump Campaign, WikiLeaks Alleging Massive Conspiracy

April 20, 2018April 20, 2018

“A brazen attack on American democracy.”

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Trump, Putin And A Crumbling Narrative

November 12, 2017November 12, 2017

And that’s how stupid Trump imagines (correctly, I would add) his support base is. He is confident that large swaths of the American public will not see that as a position so untenable and schizophrenic as to either be itself evidence of collusion or else evidence of insanity.

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Trump: Putin Says ‘I Didn’t Do That’ And We ‘Can Only Ask Him So Many Times’

November 11, 2017November 11, 2017

“There was no collusion. Everybody knows there was no collusion.”

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Mikhail Gorbachev Very Politely Asks Russia And The U.S. To Avoid Nuking Each Other

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017

“Relations between the two nations are in a severe crisis.”

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The Austin Powers World.

October 8, 2017October 8, 2017

“There’s real danger but at the same time, the central figures are so laughable that it’s difficult to accept it as reality”…

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Putin Didn’t Do It.

July 18, 2017July 18, 2017

“And that fake news and hacking? Yeah, he did all that. But none of it would have had any chance of working if we didn’t have millions of silly, hateful voters that were susceptible to believing all the nonsensical bullshit.”

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An Incredulous Marco Rubio Lampoons Trump’s ‘Cyber Security Unit’ Tweet

July 9, 2017

It is indeed as ridiculous as it sounds. Marco thinks so too.

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CNN: FBI Believes Russian Hackers Planted Story That Triggered Qatar Crisis

June 6, 2017

Intelligence gathered by the US security agencies indicates that Russian hackers were behind the intrusion first reported by the Qatari government two weeks ago, US officials say..

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In “Shocking” Move, Trump Gives Highly Classified ISIS Intel To Russians

May 15, 2017

“It is all kind of shocking.”

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Video: Putin, Zeman May Need To “Liquidate” Members Of The Press

May 14, 2017

Don’t get “liquidated.”

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White House “Furious,” Can’t Believe Trump Was “Tricked” By “Lying” Russians

May 11, 2017

One of the things that’s been pretty clear for the better part of six months

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“Milking” The Presidency

May 1, 2017May 1, 2017

Nothing says “presidential” like…

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Reliable Sources: Putin Says Putin Puppet Plotting Fake Gas Attacks To Frame Putin

April 11, 2017

You know, sometimes you just have to throw up your hands. There’s a difference between

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“How Could It Be That You Didn’t Know?” McMaster Implicates Moscow In Syria Chemical Attack

April 10, 2017

“I think what we should do is ask Russia, how could it be, if you have advisers at that airfield, that you didn’t know that the Syrian air force was preparing and executing a mass murder attack with chemical weapons?”

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“We’ve Come Too Far, There’s Too Much To Lose!” Composure Key As World War III Beckons

April 7, 2017April 7, 2017

If ever there were a time when the phrase “that escalated quickly” was appropriate, this

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Presenting All Of Trump’s Putin Connections In 7 Easy Charts

March 11, 2017March 11, 2017

Ok, so obviously Donald Trump colluded with the Russians at some point during his candidacy.

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Reader “Submission” (Get It?)

January 1, 2017

“I always knew he was very smart!”

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“SuperPutin”: 5 Hilarious Quips From Putin’s Annual Press Conference

December 23, 2016December 23, 2016

Vladimir Putin is the middle of his annual marathon press conference which The Telegraph describes

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Most Russians Regret The Fall Of The Soviet Union: Study

December 21, 2016

Ok, I admit it: I’m not big on totalitarian regimes and autocrat rulers. I’m a

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Leaked Memo Shows Russia Didn’t Make Trump’s List Of “Defense Priorities”

December 20, 2016December 20, 2016

Well this is truly epic. Those who have followed Donald Trump’s campaign from his grandiose,

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