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Category: Nancy Pelosi

It’ll ‘Wash Through’

March 14, 2020March 14, 2020

America now has a virus relief “plan” – courtesy of Nancy Pelosi and Steve Mnuchin.

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‘The Senate Is On Trial As Well As The President’: Here Are Your Impeachment Managers

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

“We’ve always felt a certain urgency about this”.

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Pelosi: Mitch McConnell Complicit In Cover-Up, Americans Will Eventually Hold Him Accountable

January 12, 2020

“Everything he says about someone else is a projection”.

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As House Moves To Impeach On ‘Sad’, Historic Day, Trump Sends Sarcastic Christmas Cards To Democrats

December 18, 2019December 19, 2019

“Really sick”.

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It’s Over For Trump In The House: Pelosi Says Dems To Draft Impeachment Articles

December 5, 2019December 5, 2019

“Sadly, but with confidence and humility”…

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Pelosi Says Trump Had ‘Meltdown’ In Syria Meeting After House Rebuke, All-Day Graham Criticism

October 16, 2019November 27, 2021

At one point, the president called the Speaker a “third rate politician”.

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With Public Calls For Foreign Election Interference, Trump Puts Infamous ‘Fifth Avenue’ Murder ‘Joke’ To Test

October 4, 2019October 12, 2019

“What did President Trump promise China in exchange for interfering in our election?”

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‘The World Witnessed It On Television’: Pelosi Mocks Kevin McCarthy After Trump Asks China To Probe Bidens

October 3, 2019October 3, 2019

“We hope you and other Republicans share our commitment to following the facts”.

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Pelosi Warns Trump ‘Don’t Make It Worse’. Trump Promptly Threatens Whistle-Blower, Treason Trials, Civil War

September 30, 2019September 30, 2019

“Don’t make this any worse than it already is”, Pelosi said. It was too late.

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‘A Different Level Of Lawlessness’: With Cover-Up, Conspiracy Laid Bare, Trump Suddenly Looks Vulnerable

September 26, 2019September 28, 2019

“Absolutely a 10”.

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White House Folds, Will Hand Whistle-Blower Complaint Over To Congress: Report

September 24, 2019September 28, 2019

As Trump would say, “the ratings will be tremendous”.

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‘What Do We Have, A Republic Or A Monarchy?’: Pelosi Announces Impeachment Inquiry Into Trump

September 24, 2019September 28, 2019

And so it begins.

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Nancy Pelosi To Announce Formal Impeachment Inquiry As Trump Rushes To Release Ukraine Transcript

September 24, 2019September 28, 2019

And so it begins – for real, this time.

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If Nancy Pelosi Can’t Defend Ocasio-Cortez, Omar And Tlaib, The Speaker Should Resign

July 14, 2019July 14, 2019

On Sunday, Donald Trump told Ilhan Omar to go back where she came from. Pelosi is indirectly contributing to his vitriol.

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Ocasio-Cortez Is Right – The ‘Meh’ Is Worshipped Now, And Nancy Pelosi’s WaPo Interview Proves It

March 11, 2019October 30, 2021

Well, American politics hit a new low on Monday.

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Trump Delivers (Barely) Passable State Of The Union: A Postmortem

February 5, 2019October 26, 2021

Simply put, the bar was set so low on Tuesday that even Trump managed to clear it.

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Trump Tells CBS Pelosi Is ‘Bad For Our Country’, Says ‘People Are Dying’ Because Of Her

February 1, 2019February 2, 2019

This is wholly unconscionable.

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Draft Of Democratic Border Proposal Surfaces: There Is No Wall Money

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019

“There’s not gonna be any wall money in the legislation.”

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What Defeat Sounds Like: A Hapless Trump Flails After Crushing Week

January 26, 2019January 27, 2019

Body blows.

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Trump Caves, Agrees To Reopen Government With No Wall Money, Delivers Insane Rose Garden Presser

January 25, 2019January 26, 2019

Brace yourself, the video clips are characteristically unhinged…

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‘Use It And Pray’: Trump Begs Rep. Christ (D – Nazareth) To Build His Wall

January 23, 2019October 24, 2021

“No doubt!”

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A Glowing-Orange Trump Delivers Nothing’berder’ Shutdown Plan

January 19, 2019January 20, 2019

Man is told proposal is “non-starter”, tries to float it anyway.

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Friday Night Lights: Trump Maybe Won’t Declare National Emergency On Border, Maybe Will On Chinese Telecoms

January 18, 2019January 19, 2019

Never a dull moment.

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Local Septuagenarian Berates ‘Crazy Young People’ On Lawn, Promises To Build 2,000-Mile-Long Invisible Steel Wall To Prevent Gang Invasion

January 10, 2019January 11, 2019

“… they don’t give a damn about gang members stabbing people and cutting people up.” 

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Let’s Revel In The Glorious Train Wreck That Was Trump’s ‘Smocking’-Hot Meeting With Pelosi, Schumer

December 11, 2018December 11, 2018

“Smocking”-hot “covfefe.”

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Internal RNC Poll Shows Nancy Pelosi More Popular Than Trump And That’s Not Even The Punchline…

September 22, 2018October 17, 2021

Why? Why would Republicans stick with something that an internal study says isn’t working?

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