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‘Recessions Used To Be Exciting’: Deutsche’s Kocic Asks If It’s Finally Time To Own Volatility

February 26, 2019

“Recessions used to be exciting”…

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If ‘It Sounds, Looks And Smells Like Debt Monetization’, It’s A Duck.

February 26, 2019

“… and most likely permanently.”

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On The Edge Of Recession? A Handy Pocket Guide

February 25, 2019February 25, 2019

A quick lay of the land, so to speak.

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Janet Yellen: ‘I Doubt Trump Even Knows’ What The Fed Does

February 25, 2019February 25, 2019

“No, I do not.”

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Treasonous Business Economists See US Recession On The Horizon

February 25, 2019February 25, 2019

Who wants to see a recession during an election year?!

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Nomura’s McElligott On ‘The Reflation Window’, ‘Breathtaking’ Policy Pivots, Credit Creation ‘Binges’ And More

February 25, 2019February 25, 2019

It’s a ‘tactical trading ‘green-light’.

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In China: Euphoria

February 25, 2019February 25, 2019

Overt silliness.

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Trump ‘Pleased’ To Announce His ‘Greatest’ Trade Charade Will Go On For At Least Another Three Weeks

February 24, 2019February 25, 2019

Donald Trump is happy to inform you that he has decided not to deliver an open-handed slap to the face of Xi Jinping

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The Week The Earth Stood Still: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 24, 2019

If last week was painfully tedious at best and outright boring at worst, this week promises to break the monotony.

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‘False Alarm’ Or Will An Earnings Recession Cause A ‘Real’ Recession?

February 24, 2019February 24, 2019

Time to panic? Spoiler alert: probably not.

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China, Credit Growth And Diminishing Returns

February 23, 2019

There are a couple of problems here. And then there are problems within those problems.

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Phil Connors.

February 23, 2019October 30, 2021

“This is pitiful.”

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Here’s The Blooper Reel From Trump’s Predictably Absurd China Trade Press Event

February 22, 2019February 23, 2019

“…the question is an interesting one.”

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Cov-Lite Reality Check: An Update On The Leveraged Loan ‘Bubble’

February 22, 2019

Any takers on a leveraged loan story?

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As Trump Meets Liu He, Let’s Talk About That ‘Stable Yuan Pledge’ Again

February 22, 2019February 22, 2019

If you’re looking to point fingers at anyone for currency “manipulation”…

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Hedge Funds Made (Kinda, Sorta) Great Again Amid 2019 Market Rally

February 21, 2019

As bad as 2018 was for nearly all investors, last year was especially trying for equity hedge funds.

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Oh, Good: ‘Global Recession’ Tops Worry List In Closely-Watched Credit Survey

February 21, 2019

Don’t worry, China will save us.

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Different Day, Same Set Of Hopelessly Entangled Narratives

February 21, 2019February 21, 2019

Who can untangle this massive strand of Christmas lights?

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Albert Edwards Is Worried America Is ‘Gripped By An Epidemic Of Stoned Pedestrians Stepping Into Traffic’

February 21, 2019October 26, 2021

“…most surprising was the pungent smell of skunk that pervaded the streets almost everywhere.”

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Deluge Of Unwelcome Data Virtually Screams ‘Synchronous Global Slowdown’

February 21, 2019February 21, 2019

Oh well, there’s always services…

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What Wall Street Thinks Of The January Fed Minutes

February 20, 2019

And so, an announcement in March is the base case.

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Fed Minutes Detail Case For Patience, Desire To End QT, December Selloff Discussion, Inflation Outlook

February 20, 2019February 20, 2019

“Almost all participants thought that it would be desirable to announce before too long a plan to stop reducing the Federal Reserve’s asset holdings later this year.”

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One Bank Channels Mike Tyson, Says ‘Everyone’s Got A Strategy, Until They Get Punched In The Face By QT’

February 20, 2019October 26, 2021

“…we should pay attention to this stuff.”

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From Japan, A Bleak Warning

February 20, 2019February 20, 2019

More problems.

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As US Demands Yuan Stability In Trade Talks, Let’s Go Insane Again

February 19, 2019February 19, 2019

Back to the insanity loop.

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You Can Forget About Another Hike From Sweden

February 19, 2019

That slightly hawkish bent from last week is likely to disappear now.

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What To Expect In FX Land If China Starts Loading Up On US Goods

February 19, 2019

This is somewhat self-evident, but worth mentioning nonetheless.

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