Death & Taxes.

“That’s one small step for rich people and corporate ‘citizens’ and one giant leap for Republicans who can’t get shit done”…


What Caused Japan’s Mini-Volatility Shock?

All’s well that ends well in Japan after a six-day slide. Or maybe not.

What Global Selloff?

“…the nagging fear that the boy who cried wolf was only telling the truth when everyone had learnt to ignore him.”

Bloodbath: Global Stocks Dive In Tandem

Buckle up.

Monday, Monday.

The fireworks started in Japan and that’s where they ended.

‘One Of The Biggest Underlying Bids To The Recent Market Rally Is Now Full’

“Be careful, it bites back.”

‘I Don’t Want To Use The Word Correction’: The Nikkei Is Cracking Folks

“What we need is a positive attitude and conviction.”

Watch The Throne.

What happens over the weekend no longer remains confined to the weekend.

Flies In The Ointment.

“Well in a low vol world, yesterday was fascinating and a small shock to the system.”

A Truly Taxing Day.

Thursday, bloody Thursday.

Dramatic Plunge In Japanese Stocks Creates Existential Crisis – Peter Pan Summoned

Look, everyone needs to give the Nikkei a goddamn break on Thursday, ok?

Trump Gets Customized #DSMAGA Hat From Abe, Says Japan Is ‘Nation Of Samurai Warriors’

“Donald and Shinzo make alliance even greater.”

Back To The Future.

It was a good day for the “future.”


“…or what counts as ‘fireworks.'”

‘Today Is A Historic Day’: Nikkei Surges, Breaks All-Time Record For Consecutive Gains

“Fear of heights”?