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Category: FX

Nasty Places.

April 27, 2018April 27, 2018

We gotta get out of this place.

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Keep. It. Together.

April 26, 2018April 26, 2018

K.I.T.

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No Tapestries For This Market.

April 26, 2018April 26, 2018

“Dear me, the man is dense, is he not? This is a castle isn’t it? There are tapestries here?”

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The Dragon, The Riks, And The Wardrobe

April 26, 2018April 26, 2018

Well, here’s hoping the “dragon energy” is with you on Thursday.

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‘Dragon Energy’.

April 25, 2018

That’s one “very cool” holding pattern.

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Pins And Needles.

April 25, 2018

Mood.

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Bad Things Come In 3s.

April 23, 2018

This was just the kind of day that makes you dread the rest of the week.

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Around The World In 1,200 Words: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 22, 2018April 22, 2018

As usual, lots on the docket.

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A Bit Of Confusion.

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

Well, that was interesting.

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Breaking The Bank.

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

Beleaguered banks, commodities on the come up, golf, the usual…

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Truly Fine Gentlemen.

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

In good hands.

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Go Long.

April 16, 2018

And it’s only Monday.

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Trump Wakes Up, Screams At Russia, China For ‘Playing Unacceptable Devaluation Games!’

April 16, 2018

“Not acceptable!”

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Chinese Stocks Fall As Hong Kong Warns ‘Rising Rates Are Unavoidable’

April 16, 2018

“We must carefully consider whether we can cope with the increase in interest expense on loans, and we must also pay attention to the increase in interest rates to asset prices.”

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‘Oh, My God’: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 15, 2018April 15, 2018

Plenty to fret about (and laugh at).

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Slime Balls, Animals And Lawyers, Oh My!

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

All you can do is laugh.

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We’ll See What Happens.

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018

Waiting game.

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‘Nuclear Option?’ Mnuchin Bails Out Ruble – For Now

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

So apparently, the ruble has rebounded thanks to Steve Mnuchin.

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Why One Bank Thinks The Narrative And Current Positioning Are ‘Fraught With Risk’

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

“Typically when positions are as large as they are currently, the risk is that if the prevailing narrative of the time does not play out perfectly, violent reversals will ensue.”

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Red Rally.

April 10, 2018April 10, 2018

All hail the “king”.

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One Trader Asks: ‘When Will The Volatility Finally Spread?’

April 10, 2018

“Instead of mindlessly staring at the VIX to get a sense of the market’s volatility worries, I have created a new index.”

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Bad Moon Rising.

April 9, 2018April 9, 2018

Can you feel the tension?

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War And (No) Peace: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 8, 2018

Say your prayers.

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$100 Billion Dollars!

April 6, 2018

FFS.

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‘It’s Insanity’

April 5, 2018

“I don’t… nobody knows what’s going on.”

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Never A Dull Moment.

April 4, 2018April 4, 2018

If this were a reality TV show, the ratings would indeed be “tremendous”.

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Please Mr. Postman.

April 3, 2018April 3, 2018

Tuesday was another day that had a distinctly circus-like character to it…

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