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Unfortunately, Alex Jones And Marco Rubio Nearly Getting Into A Fist Fight Is A Real Thing In 2018

September 5, 2018September 5, 2018

I did not want to have to write about this.

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Deconstructing Trump’s Google Conspiracy Theory

August 28, 2018August 29, 2018

Familiar tactics.

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Tuesday Humor: Alex Jones Says Stock Plunge Is ‘Deep State’ Conspiracy Against Trump

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

“Or maybe it is VERY BAD and the markets are finally catching up to the reality that Donald “Art of the Deal” Trump is president.”

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Alex Jones Is Not A Fan Of ‘Drag Queen Story Hour’

October 22, 2017

“Demons.”

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Russia Used Facebook To Organize Rally In Town Targeted By Breitbart, InfoWars

September 12, 2017September 12, 2017

A Facebook spokesperson confirmed to The Daily Beast that the social-media giant “shut down several promoted events as part of the takedown we described last week.” The company declined to elaborate, except to confirm that the events were promoted with paid ads.

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Joe Arpaio Pardon Is Brought To You By Alex Jones And His Vampire Invasion

August 26, 2017

Regular readers know we quite enjoy lampooning Alex Jones and his “news” outfit InfoWars. Alex

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That Time Alex Jones Replaced Alexa In Your Amazon Echo…

June 19, 2017

Well in the spirit of treating Alex like Alex deserves to be treated (that is, like the joke that he most certainly is, rather than as someone who reputable news outlets should be interviewing), here’s a fun clip of what it would be like if “Alexa Jones” replaced “Alexa” in Amazon’s Echo…

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Breitbart Ads Plunge 90% In 90 Days As Day Of Reckoning Looms For Alt-Right Media

June 6, 2017June 6, 2017

“There were just 26 brands appearing on Breitbart in May, down from a high of 242 in March.”

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Alex Jones Will Pay You $1,000 To Buy A “CNN Is ISIS” Shirt From Him & Wear It On TV

June 3, 2017

“We want you to win and do not want to create a bunch of boring rules.” But there’s a bonus if you shout “Infowars.com”

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“Doug” Called Elizabeth Spiers A “Loser” – And Then It All Went Wrong For Doug

May 29, 2017May 29, 2017

“But let’s be clear: he was talking about you, Doug.”

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Alex Jones Apologizes For Saying Chobani Yogurt And George Soros Conspired To Destroy Idaho

May 19, 2017May 19, 2017

“Oops.”

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“Red Pills”

May 2, 2017May 2, 2017

As regular readers know, we like to take a few minutes each day to “bully the

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Caught On Tape: Alex Jones Admits He’s A Fraud – “It’s Satire!”

April 27, 2017April 27, 2017

I’ll admit that I can’t quite decide how to frame the ongoing Alex Jones versus

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Alex Jones Is Pissed At Yogurt: Chobani Sues InfoWars For Defamation

April 25, 2017April 25, 2017

It just gets worse and worse – and funnier and funnier.

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Alex Jones Is A Dope Smokin’, Zebra Eatin’, Pantless Fit Parent

April 23, 2017

“Does chili affect your memory?”
“Big bowl o’ chili?”
“Yeah.”

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Alex Jones In Court: It’s Not Real, I’m “Playing A Character”

April 17, 2017April 17, 2017

Here’s something that, on the surface, doesn’t seem like it’s worth highlighting. In fact however,

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