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Quds Chief Qaani, Hezbollah’s Safieddine Incommunicado After Israeli Strike

October 6, 2024October 8, 2024

When Ali Khamenei led the Friday prayer in Tehran for the first time since Qassem

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Market’s CPI Fixation Returns After Hot US Jobs Report

October 6, 2024October 7, 2024

Needless to say, the marquee macro release this week is the September US CPI report.

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Goldman Officially Raises S&P Target

October 5, 2024October 7, 2024

Goldman’s David Kostin has seen enough. I won’t bury the lede: The bank’s new official

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Release The Hawks?

October 4, 2024October 7, 2024

There’s good news and bad news if you’re Jerome Powell. The good news is, the

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So… What Now?

October 4, 2024October 6, 2024

Needless to say, the US rates complex reacted — and I’m searching for the right

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3 Comments on So… What Now?

Miki’s Revenge (Press Pause, Jay)

October 4, 2024October 6, 2024

The Fed needs to seriously reconsider what’s still, but probably shouldn’t be, a guaranteed November

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15 Comments on Miki’s Revenge (Press Pause, Jay)

Down The Barrel

October 4, 2024October 5, 2024

Ali Khamenei led the Friday prayer in Tehran. He spoke of the enemy and of

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Hedge Funds Won’t Stick Around In China Unless Xi Delivers

October 3, 2024

On Thursday, a reader suggested, not implausibly, that a recent high-profile bull call on Chinese

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My Only Friend, The End…

October 3, 2024October 4, 2024

It’s probably time to start gaming out post-Khamenei scenarios for Iran. Joe Biden’s (possibly errant)

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Fate Of China’s Mega-Rally Depends On Fiscal ‘Big Move’

October 3, 2024October 4, 2024

Perhaps the Chinese government gets the message. At long last. On Wednesday, Zichen Wang published

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Hot Toddy!

October 3, 2024October 4, 2024

The US services sector performed — and I’ll opt for an understated adjective in the

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US Labor Market At ‘Inflection Point’

October 3, 2024October 4, 2024

Guess what? US jobless claims are still low. Thursday’s initial claims headline printed 225,000, above

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The Yen Rollercoaster Continues

October 2, 2024October 2, 2024

Remember the Shigeru Ishiba yen rally? If so, you should know that it’s over now.

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Bear Case, Bull Case, End Times

October 2, 2024October 3, 2024

When it comes to the species, I’m a committed bear. The short case for humanity’s

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For US Stocks, A ‘Spooky’ October. Sky’s The Limit After That

October 2, 2024October 3, 2024

Goldman’s Scott Rubner is worried. About two things. First, he’s worried he might not be

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1 Comment on For US Stocks, A ‘Spooky’ October. Sky’s The Limit After That

Open House

October 2, 2024October 3, 2024

“Would you ever consider a mortgage?” That was the question posed to me earlier this

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US Private Hiring Solid, Pay Growth Tame In Sunny ADP Release

October 2, 2024October 3, 2024

The US labor market’s resilient. Just like US consumers. Those two things — jobs and

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Meanwhile, In The Equity Vol Space

October 1, 2024October 1, 2024

US markets traded with a risk-off vibe to kick off Q4 in the presence of

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Some God

October 1, 2024October 2, 2024

For the second time in six months, Iran fired missiles at Israel. Tuesday’s barrage, which

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War Aims

October 1, 2024October 2, 2024

Israeli troops are in Lebanon for “limited, localized and targeted raids.” Or for boundless, generalized

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Fed’s Labor Market Narrative Intact After Mixed JOLTS Release

October 1, 2024October 2, 2024

Job openings across the world’s largest economy rose above eight million for the first time

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US Factory Recession Rolls Into Second Year With Election Looming

October 1, 2024October 2, 2024

The US manufacturing sector just spent another month in contraction. “Breaking news,” I know. No

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He Hates These Dots

September 30, 2024October 1, 2024

Jerome Powell spoke Monday at a NABE conference in Nashville, where he said a whole

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Asia’s Favorite Trade Goes Wrong-Way

September 30, 2024September 30, 2024

Where’d the money come from? What was the source of funds for Monday’s pre-holiday buying

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FOMO Charts From China’s Black Swan Rally

September 30, 2024October 1, 2024

The sense of “FOMO” in China is “increasing.” So said Goldman’s Scott Rubner on Monday,

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In China, ‘It’s Absolutely Insane’

September 30, 2024October 1, 2024

Chinese equity investors are an excitable lot, God bless ’em. And international investors were woefully

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Jobs And Jay

September 29, 2024September 30, 2024

It’s the first week of a new month and you know what that means: Top-tier

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