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What Tariff Man Hath Wrought

February 3, 2025February 4, 2025

Anywhere between 5% and 10%. That’s how much US equities could sell off as a

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Nascent US Manufacturing Recovery Marred By Inflation Jitters

February 3, 2025February 4, 2025

Behold: A ray of sunshine through the trade storm clouds. The marquee gauge of US

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‘An Act Of Economic Warfare’: Tariff Man Trump Stuns Global Markets

February 3, 2025February 3, 2025

Donald Trump’s latest and “greatest” tariff escalations roiled global markets on Monday. From Taipei to

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‘Run Your Models’: Trump Forces Fed To Do The Tariff Math

February 2, 2025

Higher prices. That’s the answer if the question is about the macro read-through of Donald

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Traders Brace As Crowded Data Docket Collides With Tariff Drama

February 2, 2025February 3, 2025

Tariffs, tariffs and more tariffs. That’s a preview of what you can expect from financial

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Trade War 2.0

February 2, 2025February 3, 2025

“Trade War 2.0” will dominate headlines in the week ahead, and not just on financial

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Tariffs Aren’t A Free Lunch

February 1, 2025February 3, 2025

Love’s famously blind, but generally speaking, people know a lot about the things they love.

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US Stocks Break January Inflow Record With $76 Billion Haul

January 31, 2025February 3, 2025

If you were curious, 2025’s off to a solid start on the flows front. For

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Forget The Data, What About The Tariffs?

January 31, 2025February 2, 2025

The last of this week’s key US macro releases printed largely in line with consensus.

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What If Trump’s American ‘Golden Age’ Is A Sunset?

January 31, 2025February 2, 2025

How ironic would it be if “US exceptionalism” in all its various manifestations peaked in

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Utopia Forgone

January 31, 2025January 31, 2025

Chasing echoes There are no “good” or “bad” people in the world any more than

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Apple’s ‘Great’ Could Be Better

January 30, 2025February 1, 2025

Apple on Thursday reported what it was probably fair to call mixed results for a

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Americans Spend Their Asses Off

January 30, 2025January 31, 2025

Americans were spending their asses off in Q4, preliminary US GDP data released on Thursday

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Pending Home Sales Crash As High Rates Bite Back

January 30, 2025January 31, 2025

As it turns out, you can’t afford what you can’t afford. Imagine that, right? Pending

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ECB Cuts Again As Europe Faces Recession, Political Crises

January 30, 2025January 31, 2025

“Unexpected.” That’s how a handful of mainstream media outlets described news that the euro-zone economy

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Remember: Tesla’s Not A Car Company

January 29, 2025January 30, 2025

It’s a good thing Tesla’s not a car company. If it was, the multiple on

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Microsoft, Meta Reports Overshadowed By DeepSeek Menace

January 29, 2025January 30, 2025

Microsoft’s “helping customers unlock the full ROI of AI,” Satya Nadella declared on Wednesday afternoon,

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Powell Parries Trump Questions, Says Fed In Wait-And-See Mode

January 29, 2025January 30, 2025

“I think policy’s well-positioned,” Jerome Powell said Wednesday, while parrying incessant Trump-related questions after the

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Fed On Hold Amid Stubborn Inflation, Dense Trade War Fog

January 29, 2025January 30, 2025

Unable to see their hands in front of their faces in some of the densest

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The Great Resignation, Trump-Style

January 29, 2025January 29, 2025

Do you work for the federal government? From home? And are you less-than-excited about the

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Who Has The Burden Of Proof, DeepSeek Or US Hyperscalers?

January 28, 2025

Who shoulders the burden of proof? That’s a key question for investors pondering the prospect

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Buying The DeepSeek Dip

January 28, 2025January 29, 2025

I’ve been doing this — and on most days, I’m not even sure what “this”

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‘Trump Bump’ MIA In Consumer Confidence Data

January 28, 2025January 29, 2025

Consumer confidence looked a little shaky in second-tier US macro data released on Tuesday. The

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Annual Home Price Growth Picks Up First Time In Eight Months

January 28, 2025January 29, 2025

Homes. They’re expensive! Half a million dollars worth of expensive if you want something half-decent

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Zuck Dodges AI Selloff On ‘DeepSeek Of The West’ Hype

January 28, 2025July 1, 2025

One of the more interesting aspects of the early-week DeepSeek panic on Wall Street was

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Adventures In Bond Land, Annotated

January 27, 2025

I’ve said it how many times? The rapidity and reason for a given move higher

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Little Red Box

January 27, 2025January 28, 2025

“An excellent AI advancement and a perfect example of Test Time Scaling.” That’s DeepSeek, according

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