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Goldman Not Deterred By Second Largest Inventory Build In The History Of Oil Inventory Builds

February 8, 2017

“The darkest hour is just before dawn”…

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Performance Anxiety

February 8, 2017

“If there is such a thing as a ‘Holy Grail’ in the credit market anno 2017 then surely the no-cost decompression trade is it – the trade that performs, if spreads widen, but doesn’t cost a bundle of carry if they don’t.”

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Want An Early Warning When The Cycle Turns? Ask Credit, Not Stocks

February 8, 2017February 8, 2017

Stocks will sleep walk right off a cliff…

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Yields Spike As 10Y Auction Tails

February 8, 2017February 8, 2017

Well, that escalated quickly…

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Shale Is Coming Back, And It’s “Coming Back Strong”

February 8, 2017

From the time the OPEC production cut deal was agreed I’ve been saying that although

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Long Collection Agencies?

February 8, 2017

“This is an attempt to collect a debt”…

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A Subtle Reminder, Attorney General Edition

February 8, 2017

But what does she know, right?

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Hours After Call With Erdogan, Trump Wakes Up, Says Will “Never Have Security” If Judicial Branch Independent

February 8, 2017

Some friendly advice, from one autocrat to another…

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Wall Street Bailout Architect Goes Full Donald Trump, Uses Blog Post To Explain Why Fed Is On Hold

February 8, 2017

Remember Neel “Crazy Eyez” Kashkari? He was a prominent character in Hank Paulson’s “GE is

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Daily Kickstart (Oil Gets “Crude” Awakening, RBI Shocks Markets)

February 8, 2017February 8, 2017

We start this morning not with FX but with crude. By now it’s no secret

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Key Calls (Wednesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

February 8, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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“Caution Now Warranted”: One Bank Rethinks The Long Dollar Trade

February 7, 2017

The “most crowded trade of 2017” has had a rough go of it this year,

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Is The Cycle Turning? One Bank Says Not Yet

February 7, 2017

I’ve talked a ton about the credit cycle and, more specifically, about why there’s likely

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Have Fun Being Your Own Weatherman: The Argument For Not Firing Wall Street

February 7, 2017

As investors, all of the above leads to one burning question: in the age of the internet where anyone can do their own research and disseminate it widely, do we still need sellside research given what we know about the penchant for sellsiders to be, well, offsides? My contention is “yes.”

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In Major Blow To Grizzly Bears’ Effort To Take Over America’s Schools, Betsy DeVos Is Confirmed As US Educator In Chief

February 7, 2017February 7, 2017

Thanks, Mike Pence.

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Subprime Auto Loans Might Be Ok Because After All, People Need Their Cars

February 7, 2017February 7, 2017

“The stronger performance of auto loans partly reflects the fact that the loans are collateralized, and also likely reflects the fact that many US borrowers prioritize auto debt in their payment sequencing.”

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Chart Check (Super Awesome Cross-Asset Correlation Monitor Edition)

February 7, 2017

I’ve talked a ton about cross-asset correlations here and elsewhere over the past few months.

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Trump Wakes Up, Calls Everyone “Haters”, Reminds Us He Doesn’t Know Putin, Goes Back To Sleep

February 7, 2017

Good morning, this is your President and this is my morning rant. First of all,

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Daily Kickstart (Chinese FX Reserves Fall Below $3 Trillion, Euro On The Back Foot, Senate Weighs Risk Of School Grizzly Attacks)

February 7, 2017February 7, 2017

The “big” news overnight should have been Chinese FX reserves just like China should be back

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Key Calls (Tuesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

February 7, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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These Days, Everyone Needs To Be A Macro Trader

February 7, 2017

There’s a lot to grapple with out there and unfortunately for those of you who

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What Happens When You Have To Play That Piano Drunk? Or, The Most Absurd Thing I Heard All Day

February 6, 2017

You’re really good on the piano. I mean, when it comes to the black and

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Monday Humor (Trump Banned From UK Parliament)

February 6, 2017

“Racism” and “sexism” not welcome…

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A Little Monday Yen-Sanity Never Hurt Anyone

February 6, 2017

This is probably worth noting for those of you watching USDJPY (which should be all of you assuming you trade or otherwise care about your investments).

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Chart Check (A “Shiny” & “Uncertain” Triple Feature)

February 6, 2017

“Ok, now let us wave something shiny in front of you monkeys!”

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Goldman: Trump Accidentally “Reduces The American Economy’s Speed Limit”

February 6, 2017

When you go out and you do something that everyone tells you is, if not completely crazy, at least ill-advised, the least you can do is make yourself aware of the likely consequences.

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Chart Check (There’s Hope For You Yet)

February 6, 2017

For anyone still holding out hope that there’s upside for our standard valuation metrics beyond the 100th percentile, there’s always the old corporate buyback bailout…

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