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This Really Isn’t All That Complicated, Just Look…

February 6, 2017

But really, I don’t see why everyone says it’s a complex process. I mean just look how simple it seems on paper…

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Buy Your Rolex Now

February 6, 2017February 6, 2017

First on Trump’s FX hit list: Switzerland?

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Trump Wakes Up, Congratulates Patriots, Calls All Polls Fake, Says No Separation Of Powers, Goes Back To Sleep

February 6, 2017February 6, 2017

“Any negative polls are fake news.”

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Chart Check (Trading A French Kiss)

February 6, 2017

What would you do with a French kiss from Marine Le Pen?

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Goldman Explains Why The Trump Trade Is Fading

February 6, 2017February 6, 2017

As Goldman noted last week, “following the election, the positive shift in sentiment among investors,

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Daily Kickstart (French Kiss)

February 6, 2017February 6, 2017

“Let’s make it a bad souvenir”…

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Key Calls (Monday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

February 6, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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Monday Trader Humor: “Let’s Assume Trump Is Guided By A Coherent View”

February 6, 2017

With the recent sputtering of the bullish-dollar reflation trade, perhaps it’s time to pay a bit more attention to what the president and his advisers are saying about currencies.”

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Trump Instructs Followers To “Blame Federal Judge” For Future Terrorist Attacks

February 5, 2017

The most dangerous part of this is that millions upon millions of people in America would invariably do just as Trump says should a tragedy befall the US…

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Sorry Donald, You Can’t Build An Autocracy Here

February 5, 2017February 5, 2017

But this can only become America’s reality if the new administration is shrewd. Clever. Cunning. And, above all, patient. Trump is anything but.

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A Fantastically Metaphysical Market Metaphor

February 5, 2017

In September 2015, just a few weeks after the latest incarnation of Black Monday, Deutsche Bank’s Aleksandar

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Currency Markets In Turmoil: A Pocket Guide For The Week Ahead

February 5, 2017

As political risk continues to dominate the headlines (even as US equities steadfastly refuse to

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Correlation Meets Causation

February 5, 2017February 5, 2017

I told you so…

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Chart Check (“Gold”en Opportunity)

February 5, 2017February 5, 2017

You know when you think about it, it probably makes sense to go long gold

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Top Strategist: Macro Is Running The Show And You “Should Not Be Surprised”

February 4, 2017February 4, 2017

“Investing is macro and macro is geopolitics. If you don’t get that, you’re going to be perpetually behind the curve going forward.

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“That’s A Pretty Big Conclusion To Make”: WSJ Questions Interpretation Of “Disappointing” Jobs Number

February 4, 2017

Investors and traders aren’t enamored with the January jobs number. And why should they be? After

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Is This The Greatest Risk To Markets?

February 4, 2017

“(Un)favorable”…

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Saturday Humor (“What Is This Country Coming To?”)

February 4, 2017

Can someone please help explain what’s going on, because Donald Trump is getting frustrated…

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A Listless Nadir

February 4, 2017

So it’s the weekend and on weekends I like to keep things simple for those

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DHS Suspends “Any And All Actions” On Trump’s Muslim Ban

February 4, 2017

“Winning?”…

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Chart Check (History Is Not On My Side)

February 4, 2017

I’m going down with the ship: “this time is different.”

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Goldman Tacitly Bullish On War

February 4, 2017

“A&D stocks will be direct beneficiaries of any increase in the defense budget.”

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Trump Wakes Up, Has Epic Twitter Meltdown

February 4, 2017February 4, 2017

I want to make an appeal to rationality here…

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The Massive Spec Treasury Short Is Still… Well… Pretty Massive

February 3, 2017

As you’re surely aware, keeping up with the CFTC positioning data is mandatory these days.

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Behold: A Whole Bunch Of “Bull”Sh*t

February 3, 2017

Now, look. The thing about predicting the future is that you can’t ever really be “wrong”

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Good Jobs, Bad Jobs

February 3, 2017

It’s like they’re micromanaging this thing by the hour…

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Elizabeth Warren Is Not F*cking Amused With Trump’s Dodd-Frank Rollback

February 3, 2017February 3, 2017

“We’re finding out whose side Trump is really on”…

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