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Bonds And Stocks In Dr. Bessent’s ‘Detox’ Clinic

March 15, 2025March 17, 2025

Long bonds or stocks? If you asked that question following the election in November, most

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Why Vol Didn’t Show Up For The ‘Trump Correction’

March 14, 2025March 17, 2025

A few readers have asked, both in comments posted publicly and in emails, about the

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Since 1993

March 14, 2025March 16, 2025

With apologies for the frequency of expletives this week: Red f-cking alert. Five- to 10-year

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Money Pours Into European Stocks As ‘US Exceptionalism’ Slams Into Reverse

March 14, 2025

It started with performance. Now it’s manifesting in flows. The reversal of the “US exceptionalism”

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2000, 2008 And… 2025?

March 14, 2025March 16, 2025

US equities are down 10% from record highs and 10-year US yields are 50bps off

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Correction Arrives For US Stocks In $5 Trillion Rout

March 13, 2025March 14, 2025

The S&P entered a correction on Thursday amid persistent trade war angst and, relatedly, the

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Trump Has A Plan All Right. And It’s Pretty F-cking Evil.

March 13, 2025March 15, 2025

I’ve said it over and over again: The Trump administration has no grand plan for

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Bitter Little Pill

March 13, 2025March 14, 2025

Right-wingers like Elon Musk are fond of a Matrix analogy for the world: You’ve got

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Otherwise Favorable PPI Release May Bias Fed’s Favored Inflation Metric Higher

March 13, 2025March 14, 2025

There was more incrementally good news on the US inflation front Thursday, when the BLS

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What The PMs Are Thinking

March 12, 2025March 12, 2025

Look, I’m a simple man. Not really. I’m actually so complicated that even I don’t

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This Isn’t What You Want

March 12, 2025March 13, 2025

If March 12, 2025, were any other post-pandemic CPI day in the US, stocks would’ve

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Americans Learn The Path To Lower Mortgage Rates May Go Through Recession

March 12, 2025March 13, 2025

As promised, the Trump administration’s bringing down borrowing costs for families. One recessionary data point

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Cooling US Inflation Is Old News, But Good News

March 12, 2025March 13, 2025

Well, what do you know? US inflation cooled considerably in February. That’s according to Wednesday’s

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Bad Sequel

March 11, 2025March 13, 2025

“Trump 2.0” has everything you want in a superfluous sequel: Same main character but with

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‘Hard Landing’ Returns To Fore As Tariff ‘Chaos’ Shifts Macro Narrative

March 11, 2025March 12, 2025

Who knows how it’ll ultimately shake out — any of it. But as Tuesday’s session

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Trump Threatens To Collapse Canada’s Economy, Calls Border ‘Artificial Line’

March 11, 2025March 12, 2025

First thing Tuesday morning, I mentioned, in passing, that three US states which import power

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Data Suggests Plenty Of Open Jobs For Musk-Purged Bureaucrats

March 11, 2025March 11, 2025

For what it’s worth on yet another day dominated by tariff headlines, US job openings

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CEOs Implored To Keep The Faith As Trump Barrels America Toward Recession

March 11, 2025March 12, 2025

“Well, Mr. President, you promised us an economic boom and we’re all just a little

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Look Away

March 10, 2025March 11, 2025

Donald Trump tried to warn you: “You can’t look at the stock market.” It’s like

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Goldman Slashes US GDP Forecast On ‘Considerably More Adverse’ Tariff Policy

March 10, 2025

Don’t look now, but Goldman’s forecast for US economic growth is below blue-chip consensus all

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Household Mood Worsens Dramatically In New Fed Poll

March 10, 2025March 11, 2025

The good news is, inflation expectations in the new vintage of the NY Fed’s monthly

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Scott Told Me So (Golden Age Loading)

March 10, 2025March 11, 2025

We gotta get this sucker rebalanced! That’s the rallying cry on Wall Street, where “Because

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‘You Can’t Look At The Stock Market’

March 10, 2025March 11, 2025

Thankfully, it’s all part of the plan. That joke’s not going to get old, and

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‘Extreme’ US Policies Risk ‘Ugly’ American Exceptionalism

March 9, 2025

Way back last month, JPMorgan described three types of US economic exceptionalism: “Good,” “bad” and

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Traders Brace As US Inflation Updates Collide With Tariff Soap Opera

March 9, 2025March 11, 2025

Investors and traders (two distinct classes of market participants, only one of which makes money

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Hell’s Still Freezing Over

March 9, 2025March 10, 2025

Don’t say it out loud (seriously, don’t, unless you want to get called in for

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What Are We Even Talking About?

March 8, 2025March 10, 2025

I don’t do emojis, nor memes and I’m almost illiterate when it comes to text

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