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Christopher Harvey Thinks Maybe He’s Not Getting Through To You When It Comes To Crypto Spillover Risk

January 18, 2018January 18, 2018

Once the end game plays out and the losses are actually booked we’ll get to see whether the despair that accompanies the final rout will spill over into all the places Harvey seems to think it will.

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Meanwhile, In Venezuela: The Price Of A Cup Of Coffee Is Rising At An Annualized 448,025%

January 18, 2018January 18, 2018

Listen, things are going great in Venezuela, ok?

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What Would A Government Shutdown Mean For Markets? Goldman Explains

January 18, 2018January 18, 2018

Even if we avert a shutdown this week, things will be worse next month for the following three reasons…

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Trump Grabs Babysitter John Kelly By The Pussy, Insists Wall Thinking Is Just As Crazy As Ever

January 18, 2018

Damn, John. Happy trails.

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Bitcoin: ‘I’m Not Dead Yet!’

January 18, 2018

For now, things seem to have “stabilized”.

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More Records Smashed In Hong Kong As China Data Emboldens Bulls

January 18, 2018January 18, 2018

It’s just one right after another, day after day after day.

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Don’t Kid Yourself: ‘No One Knows How This Will Play Out’

January 17, 2018January 17, 2018

“Therefore, 2018 has the potential to be a substantial tipping point in the supply/demand dynamic.”

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Cboe Sees No Reason To Stop At Bitcoin When It Comes To Futures On Pyramid Schemes

January 17, 2018January 17, 2018

“You look at the entire crypto space and you look at what other products have the liquidity and the notional size, a derivative makes sense.”

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Area EDM DJ Falls Prey To Wine Thief

January 17, 2018January 17, 2018

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Good News: Customer Service Fixed The Stock Market.

January 17, 2018

“Yes, is this customer service? I’d like to report an outage in the magic money machine.”

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Trump Can’t Understand Why Russia Would Get Him Elected But Then ‘Not Help At All With North Korea’

January 17, 2018January 17, 2018

“What China is helping us with, Russia is denting.”

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‘When Will The Market Peak?’ Investors Push Back Date Of Correction In Begrudging Acknowledgement Of Bullshit Reality

January 17, 2018

So what do you do if you’re an analyst or a fund manager in this scenario?

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Watch: Jeff Flake Compares Trump To Joseph Stalin In Scathing Senate Floor Speech

January 17, 2018January 17, 2018

“And a Congress that fails to act as a check on the president adds to the danger.”

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If This Is The Cryptocurrency Lehman Moment, I Want To Know Who’s Going To Jail

January 17, 2018January 17, 2018

Of course that’s assuming they actually stick around to offer an explanation. In all likelihood, most of them will cash out ahead of time and disappear into the fucking Swiss Alps with your money. 

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A Confused Wall Street Hands Apple New Street High Price Target, Downgrade On Same Day

January 17, 2018January 17, 2018

One thing worth noting, you better hope Wamsi is more right than Harrison because…

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‘Somebody Snuck One In Past The Goalkeeper’: Why The VIX ‘May Have Found A Floor’

January 17, 2018

“…”the right tail must be respected too!”

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‘Yesterday Was A Hell Of A Crazy Day’: Online Gold Sales Explode Amid Bitcoin Plunge

January 17, 2018January 17, 2018

“…emails and phones did not stand still.”

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Albert Edwards Warns Of ‘Surprise’ From The East, Explains ‘How To Call 10 Of The Last 1 Crashes’

January 16, 2018

“Many clients we meet are fully invested bears, nervously looking over their shoulder for signals of the next ‘Great Unwind’.”

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Cory Booker Served Kirstjen Nielsen A Pipin’ Hot Plate Of ‘You’re Complicit’ On Tuesday And We All Got To Watch

January 16, 2018January 16, 2018

Welcome to your new job, Madame Secretary!

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Is This It? Day Of Reckoning Arrives For Cryptocurrencies As Selloff Deepens Amid BitConnect News

January 16, 2018January 16, 2018

You’ll forgive us for saying this (actually you won’t if you’re a crypto proponent) but it kind of feels like this is the beginning of the end for the cryptocurrency craze.

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Trader Warns: Parabolic Moves Don’t End By Going Sideways

January 16, 2018

“After a few decades of staring at markets, I can tell you one thing for certain – when the strategists must bite the pillow to stop themselves from screaming in joy, it’s time to think about going the other way.”

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Everything Was Going Great Until…

January 16, 2018

It was not to be…

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Lindsey Graham On Trump’s DACA Negotiation Strategy: ‘This Is A Shitshow’

January 16, 2018January 16, 2018

Any questions?

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Sam Zell Says You People Are ‘Irrationally Exuberant’ About Stocks

January 16, 2018January 16, 2018

So you can take that for what it’s worth and while “what it’s worth” may not be much, Sam has called at least one top before so you know, there’s that.

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Uh-Oh: Mueller Serves Steve Bannon With Grand Jury Subpoena In Russia Probe

January 16, 2018January 16, 2018

Things just got worse for Steve Bannon.

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David Einhorn Takes Position In Twitter, Seems To Think That Twitter Should Suck Less

January 16, 2018January 16, 2018

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Goldman’s Commodity Revenue Plunges 75% To All-Time Low (Maybe Fire Up That Crypto Desk, Lloyd)

January 16, 2018January 16, 2018

That’s some rough shit right there, and it underscores just how dire the situation had become when the bank embarked on an effort to turn things around after an abysmal Q2 performance. 

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