If you want a really good laugh…
Author: therealheisenberg
Yields, Dollar Spike As Jobs Report Threatens To Exacerbate Bond Rout
Ok, well if what you were looking for was an AHE beat on top of a headline payrolls beat from Friday’s jobs report, you got it…
Jobs Report Beats ‘Bigly’, AHE Breezes Past Estimates
Looks like a barnburner.
Trump Grabs Irony By The Pussy, Says FBI, DOJ Are ‘Sacred’ And Can’t Be Politicized
In stone, cold proof that irony is indeed dead, Donald Trump is up early on Friday tweeting about the FBI (as he’s prone to do).
Bitcoin Crashes Below $8,000 As Crypto Rout Accelerates
The bubble is popping. And it’s hilarious.
DAX Dives Again, Erases 2018 Gain In Worst Week Since 2016
It’s getting ugly in Europe.
Deutsche Bank Plunges Most In Six Months As Picky Investors Frustrated With ‘Lack Of Any Positive News’ In Results
Good luck finding the silver lining in this one.
2 More Scary Charts Because Why Not, Right?
There’s your retail interest.
David Stockman: ‘Run! This Casino Is About To Blow’
“… if you are still in the Wall Street casino, run don’t walk toward the nearest emergency exit.”
We’ll Get ‘Em Lower.
Safely. Of course.
S&P ‘Not Yet Oversold’ Say These Lines
“…we cannot rule out a deeper dip.”
On This, The Day Of His Daughter’s Wedding, A Stable Genius Would Like To Know If Rod Rosenstein Is ‘On His Team’
“As one does, when one’s own family is the subject of the goddamn investigation.”
Albert Edwards Goes To Jamaica, Hangs Out With Ghost Of Marilyn Monroe, Comes Back And Warns Of ‘Double Bubble Trouble’
You’ll be happy to know that Albert Edwards is “restored to [his] bearish best” after taking a couple of weeks off to relax in Jamaica.
‘People Are Getting Scared’: Bitcoin Dives As India Vows To ‘Eliminate’ Cryptocurrencies Because You Know, Fake-Ass Money And Shit
Ok, well Bitcoin and the rest of the cryptosphere didn’t need any more bad news after last Friday’s Coincheck theft and after the CFTCÂ subpoenaed Bitfinex and Tether, but when it rains it pours…
Goldman Is ‘The Most Bullish In A Decade’ On Commodities
“…the environment for investing in commodities is the best since 2004-2008.”
Dear ECB: Good Luck Stayin’ Dovish With Data Like That
“…with higher costs being increasingly passed on to customers, the survey sends a warning signal for a potential rise in future consumer price inflation.â€
China Stocks Routed: ‘Investors Are Spooked’
Call in the national team.
Goldman Reportedly Angry That CFTC Didn’t Give Them Proper Heads Up On Bitcoin Futures Launch
“It’s critical for major clearing firms like Goldman to be prepared.”
David Stockman Rips Trump’s ‘Delusional SOTU’
“Donald Trump is walking himself right into a miserable trap. He and his putative “advisors” are apparently so blind to the severe headwinds facing the financial markets and the deep structural impairments plaguing the US economy that they have eagerly embraced a veritable fairy tale.”
A ‘Moment’ In Time.
January in the books.
Fed Statement: Highlights, Red Line
FED: ECONOMY TO `WARRANT FURTHER GRADUAL INCREASES’ IN RATES
‘Significant Shrinkage’
“I don’t believe that for one second.”
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