Author: therealheisenberg
Breathe In, Breathe Out
“Waiting to inhale.”
Fox News Is Worried White Nationalists Will Become Extinct Before Black Rhinos (Really)
“The black rhinos got an advantage because he’s black.”
Dollar Strength Is Hiding In Plain Sight, And One Strategist Says It’s Here To Stay
Sustainable rally or dead cat?
H.R. McMaster Out As Trump’s National Security Adviser: Report
Another one bites the dust.
One Bank Asks: Is Globalization Dead?
Spoiler alert: no.
David Stockman: ‘Kudlow’s Job Is To Dig Through A Pile Of Horse Manure And Find Trump A Pony’
“That’s because his newly appointed task will be to dig through Ronald Reagan’s proverbial room full of horse manure to reassure the Donald that there is a pony in there somewhere.”
From Russia With Love.
Trade wars, Russians, morons, markets.
It’s Mueller Time (Again): Special Counsel Subpoenas Trump Organization, Demands Russia Docs
If Donald Trump was thinking about firing Jeff Sessions and replacing “Mr. Magoo” with someone who’s a little more gung-ho when it comes to obstructing justice by the pussy, now might be a good time to go ahead and speed the process up.
Trump Now Reportedly Convinced He Is Good At Presidenting, Which Means Everyone Is Fired
““We need a president who knows how to run a business,†they said, because they are very stupid people who think the United States Government is a lot like a business. Unfortunately, they elected a businessman who isn’t good at business. 🙁
‘I Had No Idea’: Trump Made Up Numbers In Trudeau Meeting, Says Japan Drops Bowling Balls On Car Hoods
“So, he’s proud. I said, ‘Wrong, Justin, you do.’ I didn’t even know. … I had no idea. I just said, ‘You’re wrong.’ You know why? Because we’re so stupid”
‘These Guys Will Have Egg On Their Faces’: Here Is What Larry Kudlow Wrote On December 7, 2007
“There’s no recession coming.”
Here’s Who Trump Is Likely To Target On Trade – One Bank’s Fresh Look At Tariffs
Nothing says “innovation” like aggressive protectionism.
‘If He Doesn’t Talk, Mueller Will Subpoena Him’: Trump Lawyers Prepping President’s ‘Good Brain’ For Interview
“You can’t prepare him. And he can’t be prepared. And Mueller gets nothing out of it except a perjury charge. Is that all he’s trying to get out of this?”
R.I.P. Goldilocks
“One of Wall Street’s most misbegotten memes is the Goldilocks Economy notion. They invariably trot her out near the end of a business cycle in order to keep the mullets buying stocks and the Fed heads as anesthetized as possible.”
Going Forward, There Is No Debate: ‘The Balance Sheet Effect Is One Of Tightening’
But hey, this should be fine, right?
‘History Suggests It Might Be Time To Temper The Enthusiasm’
“It’s 819 days since the start of the Fed tightening cycle. Why would I know that so precisely?”
Toon Time.
C’est la vie.
Jeff Sessions To Fire Andrew McCabe, Strip Him Of Pension Days Before Retirement
Just another day in paradise.
Trump Reaches Deep Into The Bench, Grabs Larry Kudlow From The 80s For NEC Chair
Congrats, Larry. You’re now in the “stable genius” advisory business.
Allianz: Bitcoin’s Intrinsic Value ‘Must Be Zero’
“So is this the end of the hype about bitcoin as the future of global currencies?”
Jeff Gundlach Unveils Groundbreaking Theory: Says Stocks May Fall If 10Y Yields Rise Above 3%
But hey, are you really surprised?
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