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Author: therealheisenberg
Bitcoin As An ‘Infectious Disease’: One Bank Says The Crypto Plague Is Almost Over
“”Like the infection analogy, the population divides into three groups: ‘susceptible’ individuals who are vulnerable but not yet infected; ‘infected’ individuals; and those who are ‘immune’.”
‘The Passion Of The Donald’: Trump’s FBI Conspiracy Theory In His Own Words
“Don’t be surprised if Trump decides to vent some of his anger by choosing the most destructive option against Syria. And possibly a cruise missile strike on the Special Counsel’s office.”
Rod Rosenstein Personally Signed Off On FBI Raid Of Trump Lawyer Cohen
“Mr. Trump’s advisers have spent the last 24 hours trying to convince the president not to make an impulsive decision that could put the president in more legal jeopardy.”
Albert Edwards Explains Why The S&P Will Eventually Fall Below The 2009 Lows
“In the next recession, I would expect the P/E to bottom at about seven times, a lower low with earnings about 30% lower because of the recession. That would put the S&P lower than the 666 low of the previous crash, versus 2671 Thursday afternoon.”
One Trader Asks: ‘When Will The Volatility Finally Spread?’
“Instead of mindlessly staring at the VIX to get a sense of the market’s volatility worries, I have created a new index.”
In Bombshell Report, Fox’s Tucker Carlson ‘Exposes’ Pandas As ‘Sex-Crazed’ Murderous Perverts
“You know the official story about pandas — they’re cute, they’re adorably helpless, which is why they’re almost extinct. But like a lot of what we hear, that’s a lie.”
Guess What? The Saudis Have ‘An Ambition’ For $80 Oil
And hey, who better than the Saudis, right?
‘Had He Acted Like Trump Markets Would Have Been Upset’: Xi Tries To Put Out Trump’s Dumpster Fire
“It’s a good thing Xi is bringing this tone to it because markets would be very upset if he played it like Trump.”
Trump Calls FBI Raid On Lawyer ‘Disgraceful’, Cohen Being Investigated For Bank Fraud, Campaign Violations
Quick! Someone get this man a lawyer before he incriminates himself any further!Â
Oh… wait….
Michael Cohen Thought His Life Already Sucked Pretty Bad And Then The F.B.I. Raided His Office On Monday
Wow, how hilarious is this, right?
Bad Moon Rising.
Can you feel the tension?
$1 Trillion Here We Come! New CBO Forecast Probably Won’t Please Trump
#MALFRTIAW: Make America less fiscally responsible than it already was.
It’s Not Like Trump Lobbied Against Sprinkler Systems In Tall Buildings And/Or Called The Deceased A ‘Crazy Jew’, Ok?
“Apparently he already had a go-round with him about something.”
Larry Kudlow Thinks We Should ‘All Just Back Up’ And Stop Blaming Donald Trump For The Things Donald Trump Does
I’ll confess I’m still having a little bit of trouble coming to terms with this new reality…
Janet Yellen Warns Of ‘Debt Crisis’, Blasts Trump Tax Cuts In Op-Ed
“The U.S. unemployment rate is down to 4.1 percent, and economic growth could well increase in 2018. Consumer and business confidence is high. What could go wrong?”
The ECB Is Super Proud Of Themselves In Annual Report – There’s Just One Problem…
“…data surprises are now the most negative since the peripheral crisis.”
‘Wait, That’s Not What I’m Looking For, Take That Down’: Fox Accidentally Admits No One Trusts Them
Oh, well! Nothing a half hour’s worth of denigrating minorities won’t fix.
Goldman Asks Trump: Is It Really ‘Easy’ To ‘Win’ A Trade War?
“But how easy is it really?”
‘Things Could Look Like 2015 Again’: China Said To ‘Study’ Yuan Devaluation To Counter Trump
“There are no good options”.
War And (No) Peace: Full Week Ahead Preview
Say your prayers.
Soros Vs. Robertson: One Pro Relives A Clash Of The Titans
“This is the story of that showdown and why it cemented in my mind why George Soros is the greatest trader that has ever lived.”
Trump Wakes Up, Says Washington Post Is ‘Made Up Garbage’, Swears John Kelly Stories Are False
And remember, when Trump starts tweeting about Amazon again, it has nothing to do with the Washington Post, ok?
Have You Heard The One About The Dirty Shirt And The Flat Skew?
Ok, but who eats messy food in a spotless white shirt?
Stocks And The ‘Restriking Of The Fed Put’
“In our view, Fed put is currently moving deeper out of the money. This is effectively a withdrawal of convexity and risk assets are reacting with what at the moment appears as a reinforcing loop.”
Will Earnings Season Give Investors Some Respite From Trade Wars And Tech Turmoil?
Remember, the bar is high.
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