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Saudi Aramco Is World’s Most Profitable Company As Bloomberg Gets Inside Look At Finances

April 13, 2018July 2, 2019

Well then…

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Bitcoin Rallies Again, Is Up A Lot This Week Because People Are Still Stupid

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

Don’t forget, it’s a “disease.”

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China Has A Trade Deficit! #SAD

April 13, 2018

I guess it’s time for Xi to make some red trucker hats – #Make China Great Again!

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Is It Time To Add Risk? One Bank Thinks Maybe

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018

“We think it is overdone and has created opportunity for long and short term investors.”

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In Latest Death Blow To TPP, Trump Charges Larry Kudlow With Renegotiating TPP

April 12, 2018

Personal problems are muting his ability to focus in international fires and he is looking to mollify his notional GOP allies by sending slick-ass Kuddles to salvage a trade pact that he doesn’t care for.

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We’ll See What Happens.

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018

Waiting game.

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The Gilded Age, Man.

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018

“I had never seen implied vol move that fast at that point in my young career.”

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‘Maybe There Isn’t A Big Tail Risk’ In Tech (?)

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018

Are the regulatory demons real?

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One Bank Brings You The ‘Word From Main Street’, And The Word Is…

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018

Apparently, Wall Street needs to conduct surveys to get a read on what the “word” from Main Street is, because after all, if you’re working in lower Manhattan and pulling in a cool 300k, you’re probably not spending a lot of time hanging out with the poors in social settings.

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Thoughts On The ECB Minutes And A Bearish Euro Call For EURUSD Bulls

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018

Here’s some shit you probably won’t read. But I wasted time on it anyway, because why not?

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Bitcoin Jumps $1,000 In Insane Morning Surge

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018

Ummmm…

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Larry Fink Thinks Investors Should Be ‘100% In Stocks’ – And If You Want To Buy Some Via BlackRock, That’s Even Better

April 12, 2018

You’re spending too much time thinking about “market timing”.

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Trump: I’ll Fire Mueller If I Want To, I’ll Fire Missiles When I Want To, Now ‘Where Is Our Thank You’?

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018

“Where is our thank you”?

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Goldman: Passive Funds Appear To Be The ‘Primary Source Of Recent Volatility’

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

Proponents of passive investing are going to keep insisting that the epochal active-to-passive shift isn’t dangerous or otherwise prone to destabilizing markets. They’re going to take that narrative to the grave apparently.

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John Paulson Singlehandedly Paying For Trump Tax Cuts

April 11, 2018

J-Paulz $1 billion tax bill for 2017 proves that tax planning is even worse than his investing.

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‘Keep The Change, You Filthy Animal’

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

“Get ready.”

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Fed Minutes: ‘Trade War Is A Downside Risk’

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

STRONG MAJORITY OF FED OFFICIALS SAW TRADE WAR AS DOWNSIDE RISK

FED SEES `SIGNIFICANT’ FISCAL-POLICY GROWTH BOOST NEXT FEW YRS

A NUMBER FED OFFICIALS SAW OUTLOOK WARRANTING STEEPER RATE PATH

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‘Nuclear Option?’ Mnuchin Bails Out Ruble – For Now

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

So apparently, the ruble has rebounded thanks to Steve Mnuchin.

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What’s The Biggest Near-Term Risk To Global Equities? You Can Choose Between Trump And Trump

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

It’s a tough one.

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Paul Ryan Decides ‘To Hell With This’ And Meanwhile, John Boehner Got Dat Kush For Tha Low

April 11, 2018

“Also, Ryan never really wanted this job in the first place, so it’s as good a time as any to go back to Janesville and skip leg day WHENEVER HE WANTS.”

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Why One Bank Thinks The Narrative And Current Positioning Are ‘Fraught With Risk’

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

“Typically when positions are as large as they are currently, the risk is that if the prevailing narrative of the time does not play out perfectly, violent reversals will ensue.”

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This Hasn’t Happened Since 2009: Ruble, Crude Edition

April 11, 2018

Tough week for Russia.

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A Fired Up Trump Tells Russia To ‘Get Ready’ For ‘Nice, New’ Missiles Aimed At ‘Gas Killing Animal’ Assad

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

Boy, someone has had their covfefe this morning.

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‘It’s A Race To The Bottom’: Ruble, Lira Crushed As Russia, Turkey Face Burgeoning Currency Crises

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

An escalation in Syria won’t help.

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CPI Basically In Line As Wireless ‘Distortion’ Starts To Roll Off

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

Without further ado…

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Trump Considering Firing Rosenstein, Sessions; Tried To Fire Mueller Again In December

April 10, 2018April 10, 2018

“Mr. Trump’s quick conclusion that the erroneous news reports warranted firing Mr. Mueller is also an insight Mr. Trump’s state of mind about the special counsel.”

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David Stockman: Forget The FBI, This Is The ‘Real Raiding Party’

April 10, 2018

“While the FBI was raiding the offices of Trump’s lawyer yesterday afternoon, the CBO published a blockbuster report evidencing the Donald’s own raiding party.”

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