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From GDP To Cars & Planes To Sorghum Duties, China Smothers World With News

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

China is going to hit you with so much news that you’ll have a difficult time crafting a consistent narrative and who knows, maybe that’s the point.

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Commodities Are The YTD Winner And One Bank Thinks The Fun Is Just Getting Started

April 16, 2018April 16, 2018

Mind the “how”.

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Go Long.

April 16, 2018

And it’s only Monday.

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Trump Makes An Ass Of Nikki Haley, Halts Plans For Further Russia Sanctions

April 16, 2018April 16, 2018

“Hey, it’s us. Yeah, we don’t know what she was talking about, but we’re not announcing anything tomorrow.”

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Here’s Why Russia Sanctions Are ‘A Game Changer’ For OPEC

April 16, 2018April 16, 2018

“…one very good reason to deepen its ongoing cooperation with OPEC.”

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Trader: ‘Investors Know Central Banks Are Just As Deeply Into These Trades As They Are’

April 16, 2018

“It has been just too great a strategy to call the bluff of those advising caution.”

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Elon Musk Fears ‘An Immortal Robot Dictator’ (Other Than Him) Will One Day Rule The World

April 16, 2018

“We don’t hate ants.”

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Trader Recounts ‘The Greatest Risk Arb Of All-Time’

April 16, 2018April 16, 2018

” Most of what I learned about this trade was through rumours heard at bars and tidbits passed along the trading desk at slow moments. Yet I think I know the story well enough to recount the tale of one of the gutsiest risk arbitrage plays of all time.”

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Trump Wakes Up, Screams At Russia, China For ‘Playing Unacceptable Devaluation Games!’

April 16, 2018

“Not acceptable!”

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‘It’s Not Like We’re In This Spectacular Market’: Shiller Delivers Reality Check

April 16, 2018April 16, 2018

“The United States is the most expensive market in the world.”

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Chinese Stocks Fall As Hong Kong Warns ‘Rising Rates Are Unavoidable’

April 16, 2018

“We must carefully consider whether we can cope with the increase in interest expense on loans, and we must also pay attention to the increase in interest rates to asset prices.”

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‘Oh, My God’: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 15, 2018April 15, 2018

Plenty to fret about (and laugh at).

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Epsilon Theory: ‘The Stage Is Set For An Explosive Market Re-evaluation Of Inflation’

April 15, 2018

“The day-to-day and intraday market swings over the past six weeks have been absolutely ferocious.”

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‘Slippery James’ And ‘Wild Bill’: How Insane Was Trump’s Sunday Twitter Rant?

April 15, 2018April 15, 2018

What would this sound like if we quoted him like a normal person? I don’t know, let’s try it!

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Pick A Fire, Any Fire!

April 15, 2018April 15, 2018

“Annette, Annette”…

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The Poverty Of Tech And The Tech Of Poverty

April 15, 2018

It was one of those rainy and damp days, I was finding my way out of the F-train subway on Bergen St. in Brooklyn. On the mezzanine level, in the corner of the stairwell, I noticed a young man, couldn’t have been much older than 30….

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Here Are The Biggest Risks Facing Tech

April 14, 2018April 14, 2018

This debate is obviously crucial for the market going forward. Everyone is acutely aware of how important it is for tech high-fliers to avoid an Icarus moment until we finally see the fabled “rotation” back into value or, more simply, until another sector proves it’s capable of taking the baton in this aging bull market.

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Inner And Outer Limits: Resolving An Inconsistency And What It Means For Risk

April 14, 2018April 14, 2018

An “optimal control problem.”

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Is Michael Cohen The Dumbest Lawyer In America? Maybe, Probably, Yes!

April 14, 2018April 14, 2018

“There are 1.3 million lawyers in America, but Michael Cohen may be the stupidest one of all.”

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International Community Reacts To Syria Strikes – Around The World In 1,300 Words

April 14, 2018April 14, 2018

What’s everyone thinking on Saturday? Well, I’m glad you asked…

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U.S., U.K., France Launch Air Strikes Against Assad Regime In Syria; Operation Said Completed

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

‘RIGHT NOW THIS IS A ONE-TIME SHOT’

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Slime Balls, Animals And Lawyers, Oh My!

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

All you can do is laugh.

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For Markets, Geopolitics Grabs Center Stage – Who’s Excited?!

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

After all, the market’s muted response to geopolitical turmoil in 2016 and 2017 was in large part down to the central bank put, which is now in question. And it goes without saying that the low vol. regime seems to have come to an end over the past couple of months. 

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The Michael Cohen Tapes May Be Even Better Than The Pee Tape (Allegedly)

April 13, 2018

“And in fact, the belief that Cohen routinely recorded his conversations was one reason people on Trump’s 2016 campaign avoided Cohen like that one mean kid in elementary school who always wore a dirty white t-shirt and whose breath smelled like old loogies.”

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Here Are The 3 Reasons Why Mario Draghi Should Worry

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

…if you wait too long and the cycle turns on you while you’re still sitting in NIRP with a bloated balance sheet, well then where do you go from there?

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JPMorgan And Citi Are Just Fine With This Whole Higher Volatility Thing

April 13, 2018

Sorry Seth Golden, it’s Jamie Dimon’s turn to make some money now.

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Trump Says ‘Slime Ball’ Comey ‘Should Be Prosecuted’ For His ‘Leakin’, Lyin” Ways

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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