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David Stockman: ‘There Has Been No Acceleration Of Main Street Under Trump’

April 19, 2018

“In effect, the Donald is taking credit for the doings of the plain old business cycle, and at the worst possible time.”

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A Bit Of Confusion.

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

Well, that was interesting.

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Rosenstein To Trump: You’re Not A Target Of Any Part Of Mueller Investigation

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

So, as Trump would say, “we’ll see what happens.”

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Higher Yields Are Bad For Stocks Today And Maybe We Can Blame Commodities 😡

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

😡😠😥😐

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Trader: ‘Don’t Hold Out For Peak P/E’

April 19, 2018

“Yet, like all good things, it eventually ended.”

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Crypto Founder Yassin Hankir Had To Pretend Like He Stole $50 Million Because ‘There’s So Much Scam Happening’

April 19, 2018

“…this was not meant to do prank and this was not meant to do fun of anyone or play around with trust.”

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High Yield Is Back!

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

Needless to say, all of this could turn on a dime, but for now…

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Commodities Rally Accelerates, Rusal Now Forced To Rent Space To Store Aluminum Stockpile

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

“The world is upside down.”

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Here’s What Happens Next In The Trump-China Trade War, According To Goldman

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

It’s more likely than not that Trump takes it up another notch, so be prepared.

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David Stockman: These Are ‘The Delusions Of MAGA’

April 18, 2018

“The Donald is not leading America to the promised land. Instead, he’s leading it to war abroad, fiscal and economic calamity at home and a crisis of governance that pales Watergate into insignificance.”

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Breaking The Bank.

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

Beleaguered banks, commodities on the come up, golf, the usual…

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By 2023, America Will Be In Worse Fiscal Shape Than Italy, Mozambique And Burundi

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

Who’s “tired of winning”?

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Bill Ackman Would Not Change His Gender Just To Win A Board Seat Because The Bill Ackman We Knew Is Truly Dead

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

The world is changing too fast.

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Euphoria No More.

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

Curb your enthusiasm. 

Literally.

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Here Are Some Fun Theories About The Question On Everyone’s Mind: ‘WTF Sean Hannity And Michael Cohen?’

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

“I have found my true soulmate. And even though Esmerelda is a goat, I know we’ll be very happy together.”

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Erdogan Calls For Snap “Elections”, Mark Your Calendar!

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

ERDOGAN CALLS FOR EARLY ELECTIONS IN TURKEY

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Morgan Stanley Dares You To Fade Their Quarter Like You Did Goldman And JPMorgan

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

Does this work, or not so much?

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When You Lose Jeremy: Siegel Says ‘These Gains You’re Talking About’ Might Be Unrealistic

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

“…I just don’t think they’re going to be realized.”

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Trump Wakes Up, Says Porn Stars Are Making Up Tom Bradys, Says He’s Excited To Meet Kim Jong-Un

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

The President wishes you a happy Wednesday.

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China Bails Out Flagging Stock Market As Bonds Stage Enormous Rally After RRR Cut

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

3,000 is your number, apparently.

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Truly Fine Gentlemen.

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

In good hands.

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The Wall Street Journal’s Anti-Tax Suicide Mission

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

The Journal has found a Pandora’s Box, and it can’t not open it.

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It’s Too Late To Stop Now: The Case Against Bonds

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

“Understanding the past is crucial to predicting the future.  It helps us come to terms with the fact that just as Van Morrison sang “too late to stop now,” we become addicted to debt and low rates without an answer to the question – how do we stop?”

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‘A Taste Of The High (Vol.) Life’, Courtesy Of Goldman

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

Again, please: “We’re not in Kansas anymore.”

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Goldman Makes Trading Great Again, But Investors Would Rather Netflix And Chill, Apparently

April 17, 2018

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Roasted Turkey: Lira, Stocks Dive As Erdogan Considers Calling Early “Elections”

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

The “enemy of interest rates” might need to go ahead and cement his power more than a year ahead of time.

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Here’s What You Need To Know About China’s RRR Cut

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

CHINA CUTS RRR FOR QUALIFIED BANKS BY 1 PERCENTAGE POINT

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