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Of Euros And Oil

June 20, 2018June 20, 2018

Some notable headlines on a day when markets have seemingly stabilized.

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Do You Reckon The Upside On Your U.S. Stock Holdings Is Limited? Well, You Could Always Do This…

June 19, 2018June 19, 2018

Food for thought for those so inclined.

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Confucius Say.

June 19, 2018

Good lord.

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‘They Were Keeping The Jews From Leaving’: Tone Deaf Jeff Sessions Explains The Difference Between U.S. Border Policy And Nazi Germany

June 19, 2018June 19, 2018

Tone. Deaf.

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Peter Navarro (Sieg) Hails ‘Courageous, Visionary’ Donald Trump As Global Trade Order Collapses

June 19, 2018

Paging Steve Mnuchin: we need you, homie.

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One Bank Sees ‘Ominous Signs For The World’s Most Important Financial Institutions’

June 19, 2018

“We do not believe this decoupling will be sustainable. Either the rest of the equities must come under pressure or the financial sector must rally.”

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The Real Estate Developer, The Chinese Strongman And Cheshire Cat’s Smile

June 19, 2018June 19, 2018

But I don’t want to go among mad people.

Oh, you can’t help that. We’re all mad here. 

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‘It Is Truly A Bloodbath’: Let’s Just Say Chinese Stocks Did Not Appreciate Trump’s Latest Trade Threat

June 19, 2018June 19, 2018

“Do you see what happens Larry”

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A Furious Trump Demands Someone Find Him Another $200 Billion Worth Of Chinese Goods To Tax And Yes, I’m Serious

June 18, 2018June 18, 2018

This is real. This is really happening.

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Bitter Coffee.

June 18, 2018June 18, 2018

A spoonful of sugar, helps the medicine go down.

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Well, He Did It: Trump Directs The Pentagon To Establish ‘Space Force’ ‘Immediately’

June 18, 2018June 18, 2018

“Dominance.”

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Let’s Say You’ve Been Buying 6 Trillion Yen A Year In ETFs And You Want To Sell. How Would That Work?

June 18, 2018June 18, 2018

Good luck.

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BIS Says Bitcoin’s ‘Dragon Energy’ Could Break The Internet, Suggests Cryptocurrencies Are A Not-So-Beautiful ‘Dark, Twisted Fantasy’

June 18, 2018

On the bright side…

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A ‘Permanent’ Alliance With Russia, The Iran Rift And All The Latest Gossip On This Week’s Critical OPEC Meeting

June 18, 2018June 18, 2018

Unleash the rumor mill!

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‘Blow For Blow’: U.S.-China Trade Spat Devolves Into Name-Calling As Chocolate Cake Diplomacy Faces Biggest Test Yet

June 18, 2018June 18, 2018

“Capricious”.

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Meet Me In Sintra And Mind The Oil Slick: Full Week Ahead Preview

June 17, 2018June 17, 2018

Ironies, cartels and trade wars.

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‘We Call Upon Our Brothers And Russia Not To Appease Trump’: Iran Says 3 Members Will Veto OPEC Supply Hike

June 17, 2018June 17, 2018

“We as Iran, and I hear Iraq and Venezuela, are against any increase in OPEC production.”

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New From Epsilon Theory: ‘Mental Toughness’

June 17, 2018June 17, 2018

“In investment roles, the need for a short memory, for the ability to come in the next day unchanged and unperturbed by the prior day, seems almost self-evident.”

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Trump Calls For WaPo Employee Strike Which Would ‘Get Rid Of Fake News For An Extended Period Of Time’

June 17, 2018June 17, 2018

And also because he wants them to get paid more. And also register as lobbyists.

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Sunset.

June 16, 2018June 16, 2018

Of populism, hegemony and Western democracy.

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Trump Attempts To Write Twitter Story About ‘Great Lovers’, Spells ‘Destroy’ Wrong

June 16, 2018

“I know werdz”.

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Cheshire Cat’s Smile: ‘What Is The Fed Worried About?’

June 16, 2018June 16, 2018

“It appears ‘indestructible’, but not in a conventional way, more like a survivor of one’s own death.”

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This Was Bible Study Week In America And Your Teachers Are Jeff Sessions And Sarah Huckabee Sanders

June 16, 2018

What would Jesus do? Jeff Sessions knows.

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Charlie Gasparino Tried To Warn You That Steve Mnuchin Tried To Warn Trump That Pulling The Trigger On China Tariffs Could Pull The Trigger On A ‘Market Collapse’

June 15, 2018

Ok, so how did we get here again?

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After All That Hype.

June 15, 2018June 15, 2018

Aaand that’s the week.

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Ray Dalio: College Is For Getting Blackout Drunk With Smart People

June 15, 2018

“Party like crazy”.

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Yields On Argentina’s Infamous Century Bond Hit All-Time High Amid Currency Bloodbath

June 15, 2018

“Rushed and sloppy”.

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