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Ray Dalio Now Expected To Endure On-Air Abuse From Famous Nobody Joe Kernen

April 8, 2019April 8, 2019

“I honestly don’t understand what it is we’re arguing about”.

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Here’s How China’s World-Beating Rally Could Morph Into An Insane ‘Euphoria’, According To Goldman

April 8, 2019

The “Euphoric” case.

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‘It’s Intimidation’: Stephen Miller, Now Immigration Czar, Is Calling Random People At DHS, Justice And State

April 8, 2019November 1, 2021

“Anytime you get a call like this from the White House it’s intimidation.”

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Meanwhile, In Turkey…

April 8, 2019April 8, 2019

“There is stealing from the boxes.”

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What Breaks First? Full Week Ahead Preview

April 7, 2019

At this juncture, it’s probably just a matter of what “breaks” first in the “everything rally”.

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Kirstjen Nielsen Will Catch You Folks On The Rebound

April 7, 2019April 8, 2019

“…engineered and directed by top Trump adviser Stephen Miller.”

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Larry Kudlow: Appointing Sycophants To Fed Definitely Not A Political Maneuver

April 7, 2019

“He has every right”…

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‘Never’ Is When Democrats Will Get Trump’s Tax Returns, Mick Mulvaney Hopes (Against Hope)

April 7, 2019April 7, 2019

“As a lawyer, this is a pretty easy question to litigate.”

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Of Dollar ‘Smiles’, Correlation Breakdowns And Other FX Notables

April 7, 2019April 7, 2019

The dollar has flummoxed more than a few folks in 2019.

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Why One Bank Thinks Investors Should ‘Fight The FOMO’

April 6, 2019November 1, 2021

Bind yourself to the mast and resist the sirens.

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Imagine A World Without Buybacks…

April 6, 2019

“Is this really what everybody wants?”

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Trade-Offs.

April 6, 2019April 8, 2019

“No one should be surprised.”

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Here’s What Barclays’ Latest Global Macro Survey Reveals About The Mood Of 500 Pros

April 6, 2019April 6, 2019

“[There are] two key signals from this quarter’s survey”…

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Trump Unveils The New ‘New Colossus’: ‘Can’t Take You Anymore. Turn Around.’

April 5, 2019April 7, 2019

“I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” — no more.

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Trump Closes The Loop, Calls On Fed To Cut Rates, Restart QE

April 5, 2019April 6, 2019

“… you would see a rocket ship.”

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Goldman: ‘In Other Words, The Easy Money Has Been Made’

April 5, 2019

“…we believe risk appetite is unlikely to turn positive”.

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Jobs Report Beats, Wage Growth Cools As Goldilocks Makes Friday Cameo

April 5, 2019April 28, 2019

This will work.

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Trump Touts ‘Granddaddy Of Them All’ Deal With China, Is 100% Sure ‘Something Could Be Announced Maybe’

April 4, 2019October 10, 2019

“I would think within the next four weeks, or maybe less, maybe more, whatever…”

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‘NIRP Mania’ And A Record Streak Of Negative Data Surprises

April 4, 2019

More bond markets “gone mad”.

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‘It’s The Big Ball Game’: Trump Blindsides Mexico With Car Tariff Threat, One-Year Drug Deadline, Invokes Perry Mason

April 4, 2019April 4, 2019

“We’re gonna give ’em a one-year warning”…

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‘Jamie Dimon’ And ‘Liquidity’ In The Same Headline? Yes Please!

April 4, 2019April 4, 2019

A clickbait godsend for the financial media.

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Meanwhile, In Italy…

April 4, 2019April 4, 2019

Ciao bella.

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Things Aren’t Going Well In Germany…

April 4, 2019

Is it “always darkest before the dawn”?

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Dear Steve, It Is Time To Do Your Patriotic Duty By Defying Congress On Trump’s Tax Returns

April 4, 2019April 4, 2019

“…the numbers are big and I guess when you have a name, you’re audited.”

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Is This Still A Bear Market?

April 3, 2019

What does it all mean?!

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Bill & Jerry’s.

April 3, 2019April 4, 2019

“I will give the Attorney General time to change his mind.”

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The Bad News Is, ‘The Next Recession Could See The Third-Worst Spread Peak In History’

April 3, 2019April 14, 2019

The good news is, it won’t be because of defaults.

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