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As Trump Insists ‘There Should Be No Mueller Report’, Mueller Says Gates Still Cooperating In ‘Ongoing Investigations’

March 15, 2019March 15, 2019

“THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO A PRESIDENT AGAIN!”

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‘They’re Coming For It’: QE Trade Spotted In The Wild As Lemmings Peer Over Cliff

March 15, 2019March 15, 2019

‘De facto easing’ versus the ‘March surprise’.

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Bull In A China Shop

March 15, 2019October 30, 2021

Risk asset buoyancy amid a cloudy outlook.

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Veto Corleone.

March 14, 2019March 15, 2019

The optics here are a disaster.

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Steve Mnuchin Definitely Hasn’t Talked To Trump About His Tax Returns – Why? What Have You Heard?

March 14, 2019October 30, 2021

Just like Matt Whitaker didn’t talk to Trump about Michael Cohen.

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Trump Says He Would Have Solved Brexit Riddle, Is Confused By Beto’s ‘Crazy’ Hands

March 14, 2019March 14, 2019

Circus attraction.

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Trade, The Fed, Navarro And Trump ‘The Human Third Rail’: Gary Cohn’s Full Interview With Freakonomics

March 14, 2019March 14, 2019

“Believe me, I tried. Don’t think I didn’t try.”

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Albert Edwards Is Back From Dylan Grice’s Wedding And He (Albert) Is ‘Reinvigorated With Enthusiastic Derision’!

March 14, 2019

“Jedi mind tricks”.

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Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Trade Ceremony With Xi Delayed As Both Sides Get Cold Feet

March 14, 2019March 14, 2019

“Womp, Womp”.

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A Goldilocks Cameo, A 1.7 Trillion Yuan Liquidity Shortage & The Latest From Nomura’s McElligott

March 13, 2019March 13, 2019

“Just right” on the data stateside, while a “re-bubbling” in China holds RRR cuts “hostage”.

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Goldman Wants To Talk To You About Buybacks Because You’ve Got This All Wrong, Ok?

March 13, 2019March 13, 2019

“Popular misperceptions” and such.

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Trump Grounds 737 Max Until Boeing Can Prove Someone Other Than ‘Albert Einstein’ Can Fly One

March 13, 2019March 14, 2019

The silver lining for Boeing is…

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How Long Before Trump Demands The World Stop Blackballing Boeing?

March 13, 2019October 30, 2021

Don’t expect Trump to sit idly by for much longer.

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‘If This Ain’t Good Enough, How Much Will The Mood Sour’ When The Downturn Comes?

March 13, 2019October 30, 2021

Revisiting the politics of rage.

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Jeff Gundlach Proves MMT Is A ‘Crackpot’ Socialist Scam With A Riddle About Three Guys Who Get Ripped Off By A Bellhop

March 12, 2019October 30, 2021

Jeff is not a fan of modern monetary theory.

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The Long And The Short Of It.

March 12, 2019March 12, 2019

…but mostly the “long”.

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‘Global Trade Desperately Needs A Liquidity Injection’, One Bank Warns

March 12, 2019March 12, 2019

“…as long as the USD remains relatively strong on Global $-Liquidity factors risk assets will likely suffer from bouts of volatility.”

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You’ve Got ‘Lots Of Questions’ And Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Has (At Least) As Many Answers

March 12, 2019

“Lots of questions about the behavior in equities.”

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‘GET TRUMP’: Letitia James Is Curious About That Time Trump Tried To Buy The Buffalo Bills, And Some Other Stuff Too

March 12, 2019March 12, 2019

“In any event, it goes on and on”…

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Credit Suisse: The Death Of The Phillips Curve Has Been Greatly Exaggerated

March 11, 2019March 11, 2019

“The market appears to have overlearned the lesson of the past few years.”

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Ocasio-Cortez Is Right – The ‘Meh’ Is Worshipped Now, And Nancy Pelosi’s WaPo Interview Proves It

March 11, 2019October 30, 2021

Well, American politics hit a new low on Monday.

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For US Credit Investors, The ‘Sum Of All Concerns’ Just Hit A Five-Year Low – Just Don’t Tell Anyone In Europe

March 11, 2019

“…most concerns have declined notably.”

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Lawmakers Impressed Trump Managed To ‘Produce A Budget More Untethered From Reality Than His Past Two’

March 11, 2019March 11, 2019

“It has no chance.”

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As Turkey Sees First Recession In A Decade, Let’s Get You Up To Speed On All The Latest

March 11, 2019

Meanwhile, from the Erdogan chronicles…

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Bad News, Good News.

March 11, 2019March 11, 2019

For lack of a better title.

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Come What ‘May’: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 10, 2019

Data, ‘Brextension’ and the BoJ are this week’s headliners.

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In Bid To Pacify ‘Wacky Nut Jobs’, Trump To Start New Wall Fight With $8.6 Billion Ask

March 10, 2019March 11, 2019

Here comes Trump’s budget, which is D.O.A.

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