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Behold: Here Is Charlie McElligott’s Fed ‘Rant’

March 21, 2019March 21, 2019

“Allow me to get this off my chest immediately”

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‘Tightening Is So Last Year’: What Wall Street Thinks Of (Another) Dovish Surprise From The Fed

March 20, 2019March 21, 2019

“Just when you thought the Fed could not possibly deliver another dovish surprise”…

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Fed’s Dovish Surprise Sure To Elicit Feigned Incredulity From Peanut Gallery

March 20, 2019March 20, 2019

Commence the tomato throwing!

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Fed Announces QT Taper, Signals No Rate Hike In 2019

March 20, 2019March 20, 2019

The Committee intends to conclude the reduction of its aggregate securities holdings in the SOMA at the end of September 2019.

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Meanwhile, On Wednesday’s Edition Of ‘Chopper Talk’: ISIS, Conway And Mueller

March 20, 2019March 20, 2019

Suffice to say there was a lot to discuss.

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Think The Fed Will Cut Rates In 2020? Here’s What Happened Ahead Of Historical ‘First Cuts’

March 20, 2019March 20, 2019

What happens in the lead-up to “first cuts”?

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FedEx And BMW Would Like To Remind You That We Ain’t Out Of The Woods Yet

March 20, 2019March 20, 2019

Just in case you’re inclined to think the storm clouds have lifted…

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When Good News Is Just Good News

March 19, 2019

A closer look at the situation reveals something that is, on the surface anyway, somewhat surprising.

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From Doomsday To The Largest Cross-Asset Vol. Collapse Since ‘Whatever It Takes’

March 19, 2019April 6, 2019

… in the space of three months.

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At Fascist Roundtable With Bolsonaro, Trump Explains Why He Spent Saturday Arguing With John McCain’s Ghost

March 19, 2019March 19, 2019

“I’m not a fan.”

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‘Mystical Assertions’ And ‘Many Pretty Pictures’: Is The QT Fascination Misguided?

March 19, 2019March 19, 2019

“Investors’ views on balance sheet policy are all over the place.”

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‘Perhaps That’s The Joke Here’: Nomura’s McElligott Wonders If The Fed Meeting Really Poses An ‘Event Risk’

March 19, 2019March 19, 2019

“…with a Fed which has completely gone limp.”

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Boeing 737 Debacle Could Delay US-China Trade Deal

March 19, 2019March 19, 2019

If China was looking for an excuse…

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Back To The New Status Quo.

March 18, 2019

… back in limbo, chasing the elusive target that we really don’t want to catch.

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Baba O’Riley.

March 18, 2019March 19, 2019

And so, Beto is ascendant.

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‘Room For Disappointment Is Huge’, One Bank Flatly Warns

March 18, 2019October 30, 2021

“We warn that CBs tend to be reactive and not proactive.”

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘The Window For A Pullback Has Opened’

March 18, 2019March 18, 2019

But there’s a caveat…

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SocGen’s Lapthorne Will Beat This Dead Buyback Horse As Many Times As He Needs To, Got It?

March 18, 2019October 30, 2021

Obviously, they are – connected that is.

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China’s ‘Re-Bubbling’ Reaches ‘Decisive Moment’ As Absurd 2019 Rally Powers On

March 18, 2019March 18, 2019

LOL. 

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Center Stage: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 17, 2019

No pressure.

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‘Bring Back Judge Jeanine’: In Which A US President Explicitly Endorses A Vile Rant Against A Muslim Congresswoman

March 17, 2019October 30, 2021

Define: surreal.

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Everything You Need To Know About The March Fed Meeting

March 17, 2019March 17, 2019

The main event…

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Trump Spends Saturday Shouting At John McCain’s Ghost, Restarts Battle With GM, Google, France

March 16, 2019March 17, 2019

The president was busy being not busy on Saturday.

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America Stumbles Into Epic Self-Own With Bungled Take On Ocasio-Cortez Gallup Poll

March 16, 2019March 16, 2019

“By contrast, Ocasio-Cortez is known by most Americans at this point”…

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BofAML’s Hartnett Talks Shop, Tells You Who’s Buying And When To Sell

March 16, 2019October 30, 2021

“The pain trade is still up.”

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Trump Invokes Immigrant ‘Invasion’ Language In Veto Speech Hours After New Zealand Massacre

March 15, 2019March 16, 2019

“People hate the word ‘invasion’.”

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Some Context For The Explosion In Corporate Debt

March 15, 2019March 15, 2019

Good news, bad news.

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