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‘Oh Financial Times! What Do You Know’: Erdogan Furious As World Discovers Central Bank Lying About Reserves

April 18, 2019

“[We are] under attack by Western media outlets”.

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One Day, Things Will Turn Around For Germany – That Day Isn’t Today

April 18, 2019

There may be a light at the end of this tunnel, but it’s still a long way off.

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‘Here’s A Thought, Keep Your Mouth Shut’: Barr Takes Heat For ‘Dog And Pony Show’ Mueller Presser, White House Briefings

April 17, 2019November 1, 2021

Meanwhile, from the “news that will surprise exactly nobody” files…

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Nobody Cares About Trump’s Trade Deal Anymore

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Sell the news, baby. Sell the news.

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‘Global Recession’ Now Highest Conviction Worry Since ‘Populism’ Ca. 2017

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

…among European credit investors, that is.

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‘The Worst Is Over’: What Wall Street Thinks Of China’s Key Data Deluge

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Turning a corner?

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Horrible Slump In European Auto Market And Grievous Cut To German Growth Outlook Are Things That Don’t Matter, Yes?

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

“Hope springs eternal.”

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Stimulate Me! China Ain’t Done Yet

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Xi has your back, or so it seems.

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Morgan Stanley Delivers Solid Quarter Amid Otherwise Mixed Bank Earnings

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Gorman delivers top and bottom line beats after lackluster Q4.

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China Hits Home Run With Hotly-Anticipated Data Deluge

April 16, 2019

This will certainly come as a relief.

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Trump Issues Second Veto Because Obviously, Helping The Saudis Perpetuate Yemen Crisis Is Crucial To National Security

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

“This resolution is unnecessary.”

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A New ‘Problem’ Emerges In US-China Trade Talks

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

And now, more absurdity.

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Trump’s War On Ilhan Omar Is Highly Disconcerting

April 16, 2019April 17, 2019

A perilous, perilous path.

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Goldman: ‘Market Depth Has Stopped Improving’, Stocks Still ‘Vulnerable To Sudden Volatility Shifts’

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

“Use protection”.

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Gray Rhino Or Black Swan? Characterizing Vol. Spikes In A ‘Smart Power’ Regime

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

Oh, and in case the “gray rhino”/”black swan” fans are wondering…

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Bank Of America Delivers Decent Quarter, Wonders If It’s Good Enough For You

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

All in all, one doubts this is going to be “enough”…

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Adam Schiff Issues ‘Friendly Subpoenas’ To Deutsche Bank, Others In Russia Probe

April 15, 2019September 30, 2019

“As part of our oversight authority”…

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It’s Quiet – But Is It Too Quiet?

April 15, 2019April 15, 2019

Lifelessly adrift – again…

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Trump Vows To Forge Ahead With Possibly Illegal, Definitely Stupid, Migrant Bus Plan

April 15, 2019November 1, 2021

Let us count all the ways this could backfire.

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FOCMO And ‘The Art Of The Threat’

April 15, 2019April 15, 2019

“Or to spell it out”…

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Scholars Mnuchin, Bartiromo ‘Analyze The Law’, Warn Public How ‘Dangerous’ Releasing Trump’s Taxes Would Be

April 15, 2019April 15, 2019

Steve Mnuchin is busy, so don’t bother him, ok?

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Goldman Delivers A ‘Meh’

April 15, 2019April 15, 2019

This seems somewhat uninspiring.

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Data Dependent: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 14, 2019April 15, 2019

Good news is good news (again), but that means the flipside holds, too.

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Hypothetical ‘$2 Trillion Disasters’ And What Not…

April 14, 2019

There’s some hyperbole going on here…

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Trump Says Fed Should Drive Dow To 36,000, Says QE Should Have Never Been Stopped

April 14, 2019April 14, 2019

“If the Fed had done its job properly, which it has not”…

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Goldman: Trump Likely To Win In 2020, But…

April 14, 2019April 14, 2019

“…something unusual has occurred among the American electorate.”

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After The Biggest Pre-Season EPS Cut In Three Years, Here’s What Matters During Earnings Season…

April 13, 2019

This may be wholly self-evident/tautological, but…

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