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‘A Cover Story For The President’: Administration Officials Lied To Public About North Korea Tweet

March 26, 2019October 30, 2021

When foreign policy by Twitter decree goes wrong…

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Nomura’s McElligott Says Market Is Waking Up To Likelihood Of ‘Guns Blazin” Fed Easing

March 26, 2019March 26, 2019

“I continue to believe the largest catalyst for last week’s front-end inversion spasm was the market’s realization that”…

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‘I’ve Always Struggled With The Inversion Fascination’

March 26, 2019March 26, 2019

Not everyone is convinced Friday started the countdown to the apocalypse.

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As House Chairs Give Barr April 2 Deadline, Trump Sends Advisory ‘Memo’ To ‘Television Producers’

March 26, 2019March 26, 2019

“You should begin by asking”…

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‘Expect The Unexpected’: One Bank Ponders Peak Plutonomy, Peak Polarization, MMT And 70% Taxes

March 25, 2019March 25, 2019

“Bulgakov’s cat, Behemoth, played chess and took trams.”

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Don’t Use The ‘Ghost Of 2015’ As An Excuse To Enter Notorious Bund Widowmaker, Goldman Warns

March 25, 2019March 25, 2019

“…the only all-weather EUR safe asset”.

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His Victory Complete, Trump Faces A New Challenge: Defining ‘American Autocracy’

March 25, 2019October 30, 2021

In a sense, the President’s exoneration in the special counsel probe isn’t wholly surprising.

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Nomura’s McElligott On ‘QE-Lite’, Friday’s Rout And, Of Course, CTA ‘Trigger’ Levels

March 25, 2019October 30, 2021

“Back in the bond-buying business”.

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Global Growth Fears > Mueller.

March 25, 2019March 25, 2019

“No collusion”, but no growth either.

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No Collusion, No Obstruction.

March 24, 2019March 25, 2019

The wait is finally over.

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As Bonds Find ‘Best Friends’, Stocks Grapple With Inversion Freakout

March 24, 2019

…famine, pestilence and, naturally, locust plagues. 

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‘The Frogs Were Boiled’, So What’s Next?

March 24, 2019October 30, 2021

One bank is bullish, but “not foolish”.

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On Tenterhooks.

March 23, 2019March 24, 2019

Awaiting the “principal conclusions”.

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What Marko Kolanovic Thinks About ‘Current Market Fears’

March 23, 2019October 30, 2021

“…some of the fears are justified more than others.”

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Deutsche’s Kocic: ‘In The Current Paradigm, Calm Markets Cause Volatile Politics’

March 23, 2019September 6, 2020

Markets remain calm despite political uncertainty. How many times have you heard that statement or

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Bobby Three Sticks.

March 22, 2019October 30, 2021

“No collusion, no collusion”.

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The Unfathomable Stupidity Of Stephen Moore

March 22, 2019October 30, 2021

“Why didn’t we make him Fed chair?”

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In Wild Move, Trump Reverses One-Day-Old North Korea Sanctions By Twitter Decree

March 22, 2019March 22, 2019

“…he likes Chairman Kim”.

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Everything You Didn’t Want To Know About Friday’s Collapse In The Turkish Lira

March 22, 2019

Now quick, somebody blame Fethullah Gülen.

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Make Yield Curves Inverted Again! As 3M-10Y Goes Negative, Trump Assails Fed

March 22, 2019March 22, 2019

But hey, look at the bright side…

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Sorry, But Clete Willems Needs To Focus A Little More On His Family And A Little Less On This Trade War

March 22, 2019March 22, 2019

Allegedly.

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‘No. It’s Not Fake News’: Maria Bartiromo Finally Loses It With Trump

March 22, 2019March 22, 2019

“For the record, there were no stipulations.”

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Doom And Gloom.

March 22, 2019March 22, 2019

Dour data and plunging bond yields.

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This A ‘Bear Market’ And No Massive Rally Is Going To Convince Jeff Gundlach That It’s Not, Ok?!

March 21, 2019March 21, 2019

Crazy like a fox!

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Don’t Do It Joe – Any Of It.

March 21, 2019March 22, 2019

“…not just another old white guy”.

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Now Vindicated, Marko Kolanovic Explains Dramatic Market U-Turn

March 21, 2019January 8, 2022

“… the answer to all of these questions lies in market liquidity.”

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Of Hamster Wheels, Zombies And Spiraling Bubbles!

March 21, 2019

Just in case “more cowbell” is needed when it comes to “hot takes” on the Fed…

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