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Long Live The ‘King’? Defiant Dollar Bedevils Doubters

April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

Hindsight is 20/20.

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Add Bank Of Canada To The List…

April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

“Pivots” and “relents” everywhere…

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‘The Coyotes Have Weapons!’ Trump Hints At Gunfight With Mexican Army, Says He’ll Take Impeachment Fight To SCOTUS

April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

A smorgasbord of fire and brimstone.

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Meanwhile, Down Under…

April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

If the die wasn’t already cast, it is now.

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Meanwhile, Trump Lectures Jack Dorsey, White House Preps McGahn Subpoena Fight, Carl Kline Chances Contempt Of Congress

April 23, 2019April 24, 2019

If this all sounds overtly insane to you, that’s because it is.

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Beating Dead Horses And Weaning Buybacks Off ‘Steroids’

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019

Penning breathless missives about the impact of buybacks on equities long ago lost its novelty.

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Death By A Thousand Tweets

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019

Twitter is a soul-sucking, hellscape that’s immeasurably inimical to public discourse.

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‘The Timing Is Much More Sudden Than We Assumed’: World Reacts To Trump’s Latest Iran Escalation

April 23, 2019

A bit of incredulity, but this is Trump we’re talking about, after all.

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China To ‘Pause’ RRR Cuts In Possible Blow To World-Beating Stock Rally

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019

“In the short term, it’s not necessary.”

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Don McGahn Is ‘Hereby Commanded’ To Appear Before Congress On May 21

April 22, 2019April 23, 2019

“Watch out for people that take so-called ‘notes'”…

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‘My Friend Herman Cain’, WSJ ‘Scoops’ And Some Unnecessarily Biting Fed Satire

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019

The fast track to farce…

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Trump V. Cummings: Naturally, US President Sues Black Man For Asking About His Finances

April 22, 2019November 1, 2021

Because this is what one does, when one has nothing to hide.

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‘Full Stop’: Trump Squeezes Iran, Risking Oil Spike

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019

“Strategery”.

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China Taps Brakes On Insane 2019 Stock Surge

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019

Herding cats, and such.

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Uncomfortably Calm: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 21, 2019April 21, 2019

By now, you know the narrative – or at least you should.

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Rudy Giuliani: ‘There’s Nothing Wrong With Taking Information From Russians’, Mitt Romney Doesn’t Do It All The Time!

April 21, 2019April 21, 2019

“No! No!”

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Is The Fed Smarter Than ‘The Wisdom Of Crowds’? Goldman Answers

April 21, 2019April 21, 2019

How many M&Ms are in this jar?

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The Only Thing To Fear Is (Tariff) Fear Itself

April 20, 2019April 20, 2019

“This was a momentum shock, not a structural slowdown.”

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BofA: ‘Yield-Curve Inversion Is No Longer A Reliable Signal For Recession’

April 20, 2019April 20, 2019

This time really is different, apparently.

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‘It’s Akin To The Exit Door Getting Smaller As More People Try To Run Out’: A Simple Explainer On Volatility-Liquidity Reflexivity

April 20, 2019April 21, 2019

“…if this is indeed the case, the reflexivity in markets ratchets up by multiple orders.”

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As Warren Calls For Impeachment Proceedings, Trump Cries ‘Treason’, Romney Wants To Vomit

April 19, 2019April 20, 2019

“The correct process for exercising that authority is impeachment”.

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Trump Calls Mueller Report ‘Crazy’, Decries Spreading Of ‘Bullsh*t’

April 19, 2019April 19, 2019

“Notes”.

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‘We’re All Sick And Tired’ Of The Coalition: Italy’s Date With Strongman Rule Draws Closer

April 19, 2019November 1, 2021

“Today as well the League threatens to make the government fall”.

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‘Impeachment Is One Possibility’: Jerry Nadler Goes On Offense

April 18, 2019April 19, 2019

A “road map”.

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‘Trump Acts Capable Of Undue Influence Over Probe’: Mueller Report Highlights

April 18, 2019April 20, 2019

Mueller concluded Congress can determine whether obstruction took place.

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If You’re ‘Having A Good Day’, Donald Trump Needs You To Know His Is Better

April 18, 2019

And now begins the fallout. 

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William Barr Parrots ‘No Collusion’ Catchphrase In Mueller Report Press Conference

April 18, 2019April 18, 2019

There were disagreements with Mueller on “legal theories”.

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