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Trump Voters Will Surely Render Sound Verdict On President’s ‘Ethics’, Right Mick?

March 31, 2019April 1, 2019

“Ethics”, Mick. “Ethics.”

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Borderline: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 31, 2019October 30, 2021

Bonds, borders and balderdash.

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China Kicks Off Key Week For Global Economy With Good News

March 31, 2019March 31, 2019

“Stabilizing at a low level”.

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‘Binary Risks’ And Melt-Up Catalysts.

March 30, 2019March 30, 2019

Think: China. It’s always China.

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‘It Depends On How The Jaws Close’: What Goldman’s Clients Are Talking About This Week

March 30, 2019October 30, 2021

Rates, the economy and the prospect of an “earnings recession.”

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The Gamma See-Saw: Deutsche’s Kocic Explains This Week’s Biggest Market Story

March 30, 2019October 15, 2021

“…a distinct déjà vu vibe.”

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Coming In ‘Mid-April’ To A Theater Near You: The Mueller Report

March 29, 2019March 30, 2019

“…everyone will soon be able to read it on their own”.

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Nomura’s McElligott Waves ‘Goodbye To March Pullback Window’, Says ‘Hello To ‘April Party Time’

March 29, 2019March 29, 2019

With a caveat (or three).

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Larry Kudlow Joins Fellow Stooge Moore In Calling For ‘Immediate’ Rate Cuts To Rescue ‘Quite Healthy’ Economy

March 29, 2019March 29, 2019

We’d say “you heard it from Larry first”, but that wouldn’t be true.

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Trump Says He’ll Close The Border ‘Next Week’, Blames Democrats, Thieving Mexicans

March 29, 2019March 29, 2019

“This would be so easy for Mexico to do, but they just take our money and ‘talk.'”

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Win, Lose Or ‘Pause’: Waterboarding History

March 29, 2019October 30, 2021

“If history hasn’t ‘talked’ by now”…

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Blockbuster: Recapping A Huge Quarter For The World’s Best-Performing Stock Market

March 29, 2019March 29, 2019

Define: “Froth”.

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Trump Rampages Through Grand Rapids, Calls Adam Schiff A ‘Pencil Neck’ In Profanity-Laced MAGA Rally

March 29, 2019September 30, 2019

Here is what demagoguery looks like…

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When Bond Markets ‘Go Mad’

March 29, 2019October 30, 2021

“The difference, of course, being that the all-knowing property of stocks has now moved to bonds.”

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Adam Schiff Wants To Know If Everybody Has Completely Lost Their Minds

March 28, 2019October 30, 2021

“I don’t think this is ok.”

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Nomura’s McElligott Talks ‘Now Or Never’ Moments, Surging Rates Vol. And April Analogs

March 28, 2019

“Thus, the pullback window has to happen now.”

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If You Have Questions About That $75,328.80 Stephen Moore Owes The IRS, Ask His Wife

March 28, 2019October 30, 2021

Moore really wants to settle this, but he’s caught in a Kafkaesque bureaucracy.

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Donald Trump May Have To Charge ‘Some People Out There’ With Treason

March 28, 2019March 28, 2019

“It was treason. It was really treason.”

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‘The Next Phase Of The Ice Age May Have Arrived’: Albert Edwards Revels In ‘Explosive’ Bond Rally

March 28, 2019March 28, 2019

“Bond rally and curve inversion confirms Ice Age thesis is alive and well.”

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‘We’re Not Happy, To Put It Mildly’: Barr Stonewalls Congress On Mueller Report

March 28, 2019October 30, 2021

“I’m very disturbed by that”.

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‘Feel The Market’.

March 27, 2019March 28, 2019

Bullet dodge?

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‘The Salamander’s Tail (Risk) Has Regenerated!’, One Bank Literally Shouts

March 27, 2019March 27, 2019

“…we are old, indebted and unequal”.

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In Turkey: Meltdown.

March 27, 2019October 30, 2021

If you’re surprised, don’t be.

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‘Crazy, Raging’ Rates Moves Set To Spook Risk Assets Again

March 27, 2019March 27, 2019

“Foaming at the mouth”.

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Stephen Moore Calls For Immediate 50bp Rate Cut, Was ‘Really Furious’ At Jerome Powell In December

March 26, 2019October 30, 2021

“I was furious — and Trump was furious too.”

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Wondering What Marko Kolanovic Thinks About Friday’s Curve Inversion? You’re In Luck…

March 26, 2019January 8, 2022

If history is any guide, stocks will do well for “up to 30 months”.

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What Does An Inverted Yield Curve Mean For Trump In 2020? History Says This…

March 26, 2019October 30, 2021

“Currently, the curve’s message is rather simple”.

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