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Stuart Sparks Details The Ultimate In Ironic, Tragicomedic Fed Outcomes For 2020

December 14, 2019

“Note that this is not a forecast of recession”…

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The Bull That Just Wouldn’t Die

December 14, 2019November 3, 2020

But, you know what they say about the “best laid plans of mice and men”…

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Trade Deal ‘Narrower-Than-Expected’, May Limit Yield Rise In ’19, Goldman Says

December 13, 2019December 14, 2019

“This is a narrower deal than we were expecting”.

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Lighthizer, Kudlow Talk Up Trade Deal As Skeptical Market Questions Farm Math

December 13, 2019December 14, 2019

“…of course China didn’t mention these today”.

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Trump Marks Dubious Friday With Impeachment Articles, Trade Fail

December 13, 2019December 13, 2019

A surreal spectacle, but one befitting of the man.

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‘Tariff Man’ Flops: China Gets Relief, US Gets Influx Of Chinese Catfish

December 13, 2019December 13, 2019

Kryptonite.

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China Announces Some Details Of Nine-Chapter ‘Phase One’ Trade Deal With Trump

December 13, 2019December 14, 2019

The phase one deal contains nine chapters.

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Retail Sales Miss ‘Bigly’ For November, Despite Equity Rally

December 13, 2019

It’s unlikely to get much attention, but maybe it should.

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High Drama, As Fresh Trade Doubts Emerge Amid ‘Radio Silence’, Dispute Over Farm Buys

December 13, 2019December 13, 2019

“This is a delicate situation”.

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‘It’s Turning Into A Merry Christmas’: Global Rally Gains Momentum As Macro Risks Recede

December 13, 2019December 13, 2019

It’s Trump’s rally to lose…

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Macro Clouds Lift As Brexit Path Clears, Trade Deal Coalesces, Lagarde Settles In

December 12, 2019December 14, 2019

The fog is lifting…

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Fed Unveils $365 Billion In Term Repos, Other ‘Bells And Whistles’ To Smooth Year-End

December 12, 2019December 12, 2019

“A safety valve”.

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China Deal ‘In Principle’ Turbocharges Stocks, Sends Bonds Tumbling

December 12, 2019December 12, 2019

High drama, as General Trump engages in all-day brinksmanship before signing off on the deal.

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So, Business Debt Just Exceeded Household Debt For The First Time In 28 Years

December 12, 2019

Draw your own conclusions.

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Christine Lagarde Is A ‘Wise Owl’, Isn’t Sure Who (Or What) You Are.

December 12, 2019December 14, 2019

A decent debut, complete with a memorable quote.

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China Deal All But Done. Trump Says ‘VERY’ Close, Dow Jones Tips Tariff Rollbacks

December 12, 2019December 12, 2019

“They want it and so do we!”

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CNBC Welcomes Washed Up Bigot Steve Bannon To Parrot Jim Cramer’s Trade Message

December 12, 2019December 12, 2019

“I just think right now that the tariffs have been a winner”.

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Aramco Touches A ‘Princely’ $2 Trillion Valuation, But Skeptics Abound

December 12, 2019

Ultimately, there’s no escaping the fact that the behemoth is a money printing machine.

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Lagarde Era Begins At ECB

December 12, 2019December 14, 2019

Stepping out of the shadow.

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Erdogan Gets Another Giant Rate Cut As Turkey Virtually Wipes Out Real Rate Buffer

December 12, 2019December 12, 2019

Unlike Donald Trump, when he “asks” for something from the central bank, he gets it.

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Michael Horowitz Knows Two Things: The FBI Made Mistakes & There Is No Damn ‘Deep State’

December 11, 2019December 11, 2019

“I would not call people names like that”.

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Jerome Powell Quizzed On Repo Stress As Zoltan Note Makes Cameo In Press Conference

December 11, 2019December 11, 2019

“You asked about year-end”.

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Fed Stands Pat In First Unanimous Decision Since May; Dots Show Policy On Hold Through 2020

December 11, 2019December 11, 2019

“…policy is appropriate”.

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‘Perspective Is Not A Static Concept’: Kocic Delivers 2020 Vol. Outlook And It Is Quite Something

December 11, 2019December 12, 2019

“A consequence of our reaction to the underlying informational overload”.

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Trump Was Already Mad At The World Bank. News China Sought Funds For Surveillance In Xinjiang Won’t Help

December 11, 2019December 11, 2019

The documents show loan recipients were looking to obtain technology “compatible” with equipment made by Hikvision and Dahua.

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CPI Is Solid, But Subdued Core Helps Make Case For Accommodation

December 11, 2019

Unlikely to move the needle.

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Limit-Up Debut For Saudi Aramco Gets Crown Prince Closer To ‘Magic’ $2 Trillion Mark

December 11, 2019December 11, 2019

A laughably overwrought ceremony at the Fairmont in Riyadh featured green lasers…

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