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Stanley Druckenmiller Delivers 2020 Outlook. Here Are Some Charts And Brief Color

December 18, 2019May 12, 2020

“I’m 66, I might be dead by the time it happens”.

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Here’s What Usually Happens After The S&P Has A Blockbuster Year

December 18, 2019

“Objects in motion”…

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As House Moves To Impeach On ‘Sad’, Historic Day, Trump Sends Sarcastic Christmas Cards To Democrats

December 18, 2019December 19, 2019

“Really sick”.

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Markets Adrift As Traders Search For Catalysts Amid Trade Lull

December 18, 2019December 18, 2019

Expect details around the trade deal to remain scant in the near-term.

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With Nothing Left To Lose, Rudy Giuliani Goes All-In Amid Investigations, Impeachment

December 17, 2019December 18, 2019

“Just in case you think we’re on defense, we’re not”.

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Special Delivery! FedEx Drives Up, Drops Off Box Of God-Awful Numbers. Drives Off.

December 17, 2019

It’s bad. It’s so bad.

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‘A Dramatic Turnaround’: BofA’s December Fund Manager Survey ‘Confirms The Bulls Are Back’

December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

More “FOMO” feeling as recession risk is rapidly priced out.

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As Another Trump Associate Gets Jail Sentence, ‘Moscow Mitch’ Readies ‘Sham’ Senate Trial

December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

“Impeachment trials, like most trials, have witnesses.”

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Do You Know What Would Be, Like, ‘Sooo Great’ For The Economy? Donald Trump Does.

December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

“Zoom!”

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Albert Edwards Adds Sellside Bond Yield Forecasts To Benjamin Franklin’s Short List Of Life Certainties

December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

“…the symptoms of a congenital condition so deeply ingrained it will never change”.

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So, The Pound Is Plunging. Turns Out A Crash-Out Brexit Is Still In Play

December 17, 2019

Just another day in geopolitical hell.

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Get The Swords, Saudi Aramco Falls For First Time Since IPO

December 17, 2019

It’s an “exceptional company”.

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China Ponders Ethanol Tariff Waivers, Gimmicks To Meet Trump’s Impossible Farm Ask

December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

According to the ubiquitous “people familiar with the matter”…

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China Is Still Handing Out Billions In Subsidies To Corporations. And No US President Is Going To Stop Them.

December 16, 2019December 16, 2019

“The Communist Party leadership draws its authority from the distribution of wealth”.

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‘Run-Bull, Run’

December 16, 2019December 17, 2019

“Our policy machinery is going full speed ahead”.

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S&P 500 Vs. NIPA: The Great Profit Debate

December 16, 2019December 16, 2019

Another “who you gonna believe?” moment.

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‘The Brighter News Needs To Be Caveated’: Decent US PMIs Mask Average Economy

December 16, 2019

Good. But not “great” (“again” or otherwise).

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Nomura’s McElligott Explains The ‘QE-Like Stasis’ Of An ‘Everything Works’ Market

December 16, 2019December 16, 2019

So, is there any risk? Well, yes.

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Elizabeth Warren Reminds CNBC: ‘There’s No Such Thing As A Government That Works Too Much For The People’

December 16, 2019December 16, 2019

“That’s what a democratically elected government should do”.

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Ghastly UK PMIs Underscore Precarity Of Post-Election Economic Outlook

December 16, 2019

“December’s PMI survey sadly lacked festive cheer”.

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Germany Can’t Catch A Break As Manufacturing Slump Refuses To Abate

December 16, 2019December 16, 2019

“A weak end to a difficult year for the German economy”.

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China’s November Activity Data Comes In Strong As Industrial Output Rebounds

December 15, 2019

This may add to the positive trade vibes.

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Lots Of Beta, But No Alpha Makes Jack A Dull Boy

December 15, 2019December 16, 2019

A familiar tale, but one worth (briefly) retelling…

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Bob Lighthizer To Face The Nation: Friday Was ‘Most Momentous Day In Trade History’

December 15, 2019

“The president is not foolish, he’s very smart”.

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Will 2020 Be The Year ‘Politicians’ Implied Vol’ Finally Overwhelms Central Banks?

December 15, 2019December 15, 2019

“…there have been periods during which volatility has returned, but central banks have largely succeeded in beating back the turmoil”.

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Mind-Boggling Local Government Debt Dynamics Should Probably Worry China Watchers In 2020

December 15, 2019December 15, 2019

Much like China’s labyrinthine shadow banking complex, this is a laughably (and notoriously) convoluted setup.

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Here Are The ‘5 Common Questions’ Goldman Received On Their 2020 Outlook For US Stocks

December 14, 2019

What if?

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