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2 Things: Soy And Gold

December 30, 2019December 31, 2019

It’s too late for some Trump voters in farm country, though.

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Lukewarm Data Belies Top 10 Year For S&P

December 30, 2019December 30, 2019

As for what’s in store…

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Pensions Go ‘Exploring’ In Exciting World Of Opaque, Illiquid Private Credit

December 30, 2019December 30, 2019

Maybe “spelunking” is better.

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US-China Deal Signing Ceremony Set For This Weekend: Report

December 30, 2019

Poor Liu He.

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‘The World’s A Nicer Place When The Dollar’s On The Back Foot’

December 30, 2019December 30, 2019

A lack of news makes positioning-inspired dollar drop the story du jour.

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Hong Kong’s Exports Fall 13th Straight Month As Nightmare Year Winds Down

December 30, 2019December 30, 2019

“As we walk through 2019, whether we are carrying fear, anxiety, anger, or confusion, we can choose to embrace the future with hope”.

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‘This Is Not As Radical As It Sounds’: Crucial Considerations At The Policy Crossroads

December 29, 2019

“The simplicity of this approach underscores an important point”…

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Out With The Dissenters! Fed Voter Rotation Removes Hawks

December 29, 2019December 29, 2019

2020 represents a unique challenge thanks to Trump’s public criticism of monetary policy. 

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Subjecting One Bank’s ‘Peak Globalization’ Thesis To Olson’s Theory

December 29, 2019December 29, 2019

“The 1981-2016 era of unchecked flow of goods, people and capital is coming to an end”…

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Will Printing Press-Financed Stimulus Break The Back Of The Four-Decade Bond Bull?

December 29, 2019December 30, 2019

Don’t fight the fiscal?

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Prophesying Profits.

December 28, 2019December 28, 2019

Obviously, the risk here is that stocks have it wrong.

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The Market Is Usually Wrong About The Fed. But What About The Economy?

December 28, 2019December 29, 2019

“…the market is almost always wrong about what the Fed will do”.

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Elizabeth Warren Asks For Donations As Fundraising Falls 30%, CNBC Super Duper Excited

December 28, 2019December 28, 2019

If you “call now” (so to speak), she’ll send you a “Tax the Ultra-Rich” sticker.

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China Orders All Loans Priced Off Revamped Rate, Ditching Old Benchmark For $21.7 Trillion In Credit

December 28, 2019December 28, 2019

Starting next month…

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He’s No Janet Yellen, But For Now, ‘Straight-Up Bliss’

December 27, 2019December 28, 2019

But, and there’s always a “but”…

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China Cuts Off American Writers, Publishers From World’s Second-Largest Book Market

December 27, 2019December 27, 2019

“…publishing industry insiders describe a near freeze of regulatory approvals”.

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Is ‘King Dollar’ Finally Rolling Over?

December 27, 2019

Trump sure hopes so.

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Gamma Gravity, Reversals And Reflation Fascination: Summarizing Holiday Musings From Nomura’s McElligott

December 27, 2019

Recapping key talking points….

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‘I Wish I Could Make Lasagna’: Meet Anne Lee, Trump Voter And Struggling Farmer

December 27, 2019December 27, 2019

“We’re supposed to be feeding the world, and we can’t even put food on our own table”.

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Up, Up And Away: Holiday Melt-Up Proceeds Apace

December 27, 2019December 27, 2019

In these ebullient times, let us not forget the proverbial reason for the season.

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China’s Industrial Profits Stage Sharp Rebound After Worst Plunge On Record

December 26, 2019December 26, 2019

This should allay some fears – and we emphasize “some”.

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Chupacabra.

December 26, 2019December 27, 2019

Of Bigfoot, Bat Boy and other tall tales.

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Blue-Chip Corporate Bonds Just Had The Best Year In A Decade. Now What About 2020?

December 26, 2019December 26, 2019

“There’s only one game in town”, but is it a good game?

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2019 Was The 9th Smoothest Year In History For US Equities (By One Measure, At Least)

December 26, 2019December 26, 2019

And while we’re at it, let’s talk about gold.

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As Tewoo Default Fires Up Doomsday Crowd, China To Roll Out SOE Reform

December 26, 2019December 26, 2019

“World-class companies”.

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From Turkey To China To Japan, Global Equities Buoyant In Holiday-Thinned Trade

December 26, 2019December 26, 2019

Everywhere you turn, something’s higher.

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Trump Confuses With Bombastic Holiday Retail Sales Boast

December 25, 2019December 26, 2019

“CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA!”

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