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China Readies ‘Largest-Ever’ State Semi Program With 500 Billion AI Plan

December 12, 2025December 13, 2025

When it comes to industrial policy, no one does it quite like the Chinese. That’s

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The Skipper, The Oil And The Prize-Winner

December 11, 2025December 12, 2025

Dave Chappelle once called Donald Trump an “honest liar,” which struck me as an apt

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So… Oracle

December 11, 2025December 12, 2025

Oracle’s the poster child for the market’s AI capex concerns, and also for investors’ growing

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US Jobless Claims Soar As Turkey Distortion Disappears

December 11, 2025December 12, 2025

The holiday-impacted plunge in initial US jobless claims was an anomaly. Who could’ve known? Last

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Trump Goes Fishing, Scores ‘Largest Oil Tanker Ever Seized’

December 10, 2025December 12, 2025

Maybe Pete Hegseth’s a war criminal, maybe he isn’t, but Donald Trump’s definitely a pirate.

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Walking And Chewing Gum

December 10, 2025December 11, 2025

The policy rate’s in the neighborhood of neutral and having delivered 75bps of cuts since

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Flying Blind Behind Lame Duck, Divided Fed Braves Hawkish Cut

December 10, 2025December 11, 2025

A Fed flying partially blind due to delays in the publication of key government data

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China Discovers Cure For Deflation: Gold

December 10, 2025December 10, 2025

I noticed people have given up trying to pretend China’s not shin-deep in a disinflationary

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DeepSeek Has Blackwell

December 10, 2025December 11, 2025

China doesn’t need to participate in Donald Trump’s pay-to-play deal with Nvidia, apparently. Hot on the

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‘The Hassett Premium’

December 9, 2025December 10, 2025

One consequence of a Kevin Hassett Fed is likely to be increased market concern around

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Trump Says Lowering Rates Is ‘Litmus Test’ For New Fed Chair

December 9, 2025December 10, 2025

Donald Trump wants the Fed to keep cutting rates. Did he mention that? Because if

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More Layoffs, Fewer Quits Add To Evidence Of Labor Market Cracks

December 9, 2025December 10, 2025

There were 7.67 million job openings across the US economy on the last business day

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US Hiring Registers A Pulse, Small Business Worry Grows

December 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Good news: The trend in US private sector hiring improved late last month. That was

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Nvidia’s New Pay-To-Play

December 9, 2025December 10, 2025

If I were the Party in Beijing, I’m not sure how I’d approach Donald Trump’s

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Maybe Trump Does Have A Macro Plan For 2026

December 8, 2025December 10, 2025

Over the weekend, in “Dead End,” I suggested The White House has no real plan

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Middle-Class Should Do Well In 2026. The Poor, Not So Much

December 8, 2025December 9, 2025

Good news for the middle-class in America. Statements like that should always be accompanied by

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Trillion-Dollar Man

December 8, 2025December 9, 2025

China’s export machine rumbled back last month after sputtering in October, a relief for an

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Year-End Stock Rally Has Green Light, Popular Strategist Says

December 7, 2025December 9, 2025

The back half of December should be strong for US equities. Note the emphasis. A

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Trump’s Plan B For Controlling The FOMC

December 7, 2025December 8, 2025

March 1. That’s the deadline for confirming regional Fed presidents, and it matters because the

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What To Expect From 2025’s Final FOMC Meeting

December 7, 2025December 8, 2025

A rate cut. That’s what to expect. Spoiler alert, I know. The Fed will deliver

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Weekly: Dead End

December 6, 2025December 8, 2025

During his first and, mercifully for Republicans, only, debate with Kamala Harris, Donald Trump famously

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Feel The Burns

December 5, 2025December 7, 2025

Soon enough, Donald Trump will announce Jerome Powell’s successor. That person — probably Kevin Hassett

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‘Relatively Dismal’: Another Month, Another Record Mood Low

December 5, 2025December 7, 2025

Could’ve been worse? That’s a question. I’m not sure of the answer. The preliminary read

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The BEA’s Open!

December 5, 2025December 6, 2025

The BEA’s open. Hooray! After a lengthy blackout brought on by the longest US government

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The 2020s In One Chart

December 5, 2025December 7, 2025

You’ve heard it again and again. More times, probably, than you care to by now:

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JPMorgan Sees Path To S&P 8,000 On ‘FOBO’

December 4, 2025December 5, 2025

Were you curious as to what America’s largest bank expects for US equities in 2026?

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Melting Jobs Market Mocks Trump’s ‘Golden Age’ Narrative

December 4, 2025December 5, 2025

How seriously should we take alternative measures of the world’s most important macro readout? That

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