Listen, Donald Trump “knows werdz“, ok?
And he doesn’t just “know werdz“, he’s “got the best wurds“.
I mean shit, if you don’t believe me, just ask him:
See? Straight from the horse’s
Well, on Saturday morning, during Day 1 of his traditional two-day, weekend Twitter meltdown, Trump decided to employ his “best werdz” in the service of wordzing some more about James Comey and the IG report.
This is what he came up with:
Now for one thing, how absurd is that? “James Comey and all of his minions including the great lovers…” sounds like what might happen if you tasked a retarded person with writing the script of a daytime soap opera.
But the real punchline is obviously the fact that the President of the United States spelled the word “destroy” wrong. And don’t you think for a second that Bloomberg didn’t catch it. Here is their actual headline:
- TRUMP: IG REPORT TOTALLY DISTROYS JAMES COMEY AND HIS MINIONS
Oh, and see how the timestamp on that tweet is 8:56 AM? Yeah, well a few minutes later he tweeted this:
Got that? His supporters are “the smartest”.
Which, if true, means they undoubtedly realized that the President they so ardently support just used the plural of the word “country” instead of the possessive.