President of the United States and expert own-hole-digger Donald Trump has a lot on his plate today.
Specifically, he’s going to go ahead and ratchet up the simmering global trade war he started earlier this month by announcing tariffs on more than 100 types of Chinese goods totaling $50 billion in retaliation for IP theft.
You’d think, given the gravity of that decision, that if he were going to spend the morning on Twitter, he’d endeavor to maybe explain that a little further or else just provide some color on why it makes sense and how he’s going to work with Beijing to find an amicable solution that protects important American interests while simultaneously recognizing how critical trade with China is.
But this is Trump we’re talking about, so instead, he told us how an imaginary fist fight with Joe Biden would probably go. To wit:
This comes after Biden suggested that if this were high school, and Trump was “grabbin’ em by the pussy,” Joe would have “taken him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.”
Here’s the clip:
As you can see, the comment came at an anti-sexual assault rally at the University of Miami.
Todayâ€™s @itsonus rally reminded us that we are responsible for creating an environment where sexual assault and gender-based violence is unacceptable. Thank you @joebiden for bringing us your legacy of ending violence against women and empowering our students to take action. pic.twitter.com/h43M4gqqpt
— University of Miami (@univmiami) March 20, 2018
Biden also said this about Trump’s contention that he grabs women by the genitals:
I’ve been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life. I’m a pretty damn good athlete. Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.
Yes, “the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.” To wit: