Trump Swears He’d Win ‘Fast And Hard’ Fist Fight With Joe Biden

Trump Swears He’d Win ‘Fast And Hard’ Fist Fight With Joe Biden

President of the United States and expert own-hole-digger Donald Trump has a lot on his plate today. Specifically, he's going to go ahead and ratchet up the simmering global trade war he started earlier this month by announcing tariffs on more than 100 types of Chinese goods totaling $50 billion in retaliation for IP theft. You'd think, given the gravity of that decision, that if he were going to spend the morning on Twitter, he'd endeavor to maybe explain that a little further or else just
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6 thoughts on “Trump Swears He’d Win ‘Fast And Hard’ Fist Fight With Joe Biden

  1. Both are chumps. This is the state of US vice executive and chief executive leadership?

    Anyway, I think Duterte would whip ’em both, two on one. Duterte swears more convincingly too.

      1. Well Canada’s trudeau was a semi-pro boxer. But he’s afraid to mess his pretty hair.

        OTOH, obviously Merkel doesn’t give a shit what her hair looks like. So yeah, she’d win.

        1. Erdogan is back in the running after the DOJ had assault charges dropped against his guards before meeting Tillerson. MbS and MbZ were both angry at Turkey’s special treatment. So they had Kushner fire Tillerson.

  2. I’m a card-carrying boomer. I am never again, ever, gonna vote for someone that graduated from high school the same year I did. As my parents generation was the ‘greatest’ mine is the ‘awfullest’. It’s youth for me going forward; my two mil daughters are more capable humans than either of these imbeciles.

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