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And Now, Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Political Decay

July 10, 2020July 10, 2020

“This kind of political decay leads either to slowly increasing levels of corruption, or to populist reactions to perceived elite manipulation”.

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Joe Biden Is A Regular Franklin Roosevelt (New Deal Sold Separately)

July 8, 2020October 12, 2021

“Biden firmly believes you can’t leapfrog the political reality”.

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Maybe Biden Wouldn’t Be So Bad: Markets Begin To Ponder Trump Exit

July 6, 2020July 7, 2020

“…trade policy should be less disruptive and the volume of nonsense tweets will be substantially reduced”.

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Market’s Pandemic Obsession Grows, As Pestilence, Fiscal Failure Overshadow Biden Bounce

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

As the yo-yo swings…

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Depth Charge And The Biden Affair

March 4, 2020March 4, 2020

“…since the beginning of the COVID-19 panic, there’s been a ~90% plunge in futures market depth.”

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Joe Biden Odds Go Full-Tesla, Virus Spreads Virtually Unchecked

March 4, 2020March 4, 2020

A “miracle” comeback and an ongoing public health crisis.

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Morgan Stanley: A Good Economy Does Not Guarantee Trump’s Re-Election

January 8, 2020

“We have no precedent for an incumbent with a good economy but weak poll numbers”.

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Hunter Biden Chats With ABC (And America) As Giuliani Scheme Threatens Trump Presidency

October 15, 2019

“I gave a hook to some very unethical people to act in illegal ways to try to do some harm to my father”.

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Hunter Biden Releases Statement Through Lawyer Amid Trump Slander

October 13, 2019November 27, 2021

“At no time has any law enforcement agency, either domestic or foreign, alleged that Hunter engaged in wrongdoing”.

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Trump Envoys Volker, Sondland Drafted Statement Committing Ukraine To Biden Probe, Yovanovitch Removed At Giuliani’s Urging

October 3, 2019October 4, 2019

“…it’s crazy to withhold security assistance for help with a political campaign”.

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Trump Spoke To China’s Xi About Biden, Warren In June, Promised To Stay Silent On Hong Kong, Call Stored On Secret Server

October 3, 2019October 3, 2019

“This is quite chaotic”.

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Biden Campaign Demands Rudy Giuliani Be Banned From TV For Being Nuts

September 29, 2019September 29, 2019

Make facts great again.

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Ukraine Prosecutor Who Liaised With Giuliani Now Says No Evidence Of Biden Wrongdoing

September 29, 2019September 29, 2019

“I told him I could not start an investigation just for the interests of an American official”.

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Jim Jordan Called Out By Jake Tapper For Spreading ‘Wild Allegations’ On National Television

September 29, 2019September 29, 2019

“Sir, it’s not gymnastics, it’s facts”.

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While Trump Risks It All On Wild Biden-Ukraine Goose Chase, Elizabeth Warren Laughs Her Way To The Top

September 25, 2019September 26, 2019

The writing is on the wall.

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Trump Publicly Calls For Hunter Biden Investigation During Media Time With Ukraine’s Zelensky (No, Really)

September 25, 2019

“Whatever he can do in terms of corruption”.

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Fact: Trump, Giuliani Tried To Conspire With A Foreign Government Against Joe Biden’s Family

September 25, 2019September 25, 2019

“Whatever you can do… would be great”.

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Trump, Yelling: Ukraine Call Was ‘Perfect’, ‘Absolutely A 10’, ‘Not Trying To Hurt Biden, Family’

September 22, 2019September 28, 2019

“Just so you understand”…

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‘This Is The First Major Shakeup’: Elizabeth Warren Overtakes Joe Biden In Iowa

September 22, 2019November 2, 2019

Here are the details.

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Trump Lashes Out In Ukraine-Biden-Whistle-Blower Scandal, As Allegations Fly

September 21, 2019September 28, 2019

“They’re terrible people”.

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Don’t Do It Joe – Any Of It.

March 21, 2019March 22, 2019

“…not just another old white guy”.

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Objectively Crazy.

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

Yep. Batshit.

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Trump Swears He’d Win ‘Fast And Hard’ Fist Fight With Joe Biden

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

And yes this is real. This is really happening.

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