Joe Arpaio Pardon Is Brought To You By Alex Jones And His Vampire Invasion

Regular readers know we quite enjoy lampooning Alex Jones and his "news" outfit InfoWars. Alex is of course a standing joke. The stories he pushes are so far-fetched that I'm no longer sure "conspiratorial" is an adequate descriptor. Indeed, it's no longer clear that the English language is a sufficient tool when it comes to communicating how fantastical Alex's "stories" have become. Everyone is familiar with the "hits." There's Pizzagate, there's the Sandy Hook conspiracy theory, there's the

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3 thoughts on “Joe Arpaio Pardon Is Brought To You By Alex Jones And His Vampire Invasion”

Ok, I have calmed down enough to write this note. First, if Michelle Obama was a man worth his salt, she would take off that wig, rip off those fake nails and kick his flabby fat ass on camera for all of his lunatic followers to see – fucking proof. Secondly, he can tell the judge all the crap about it’s an act, satire, so he does not lose custody of his children but that is no excuse, truth or lie, no excuse. A sane person does not raise kids to believe it is ok to behave like this and to encourage others to behave like this! What is he raising? More lunatics?

So just look at the people trump calls his friends and visa versa and think about the people who voted for this idiot. Do they also follow Alex Jones and support the corrupt sheriff? I love this country and I believe people should be free BUT I do not believe that people like Alex Jones should be permitted air space or parenthood!

– Murphy