Trader Exclaims: “They Are Making This Up As They Go Along!”

Trader Exclaims: “They Are Making This Up As They Go Along!”

Well, former FX trader-turned Bloomberg contributor Richard Breslow took a few days off, but he’s back with a vengeance on Tuesday, by God.

This morning’s missive is lively, funny, satirical, and exceptionally well written.

The message is simple: ignorance is bliss for markets these days. 

As we never tire of reminding investors, the geopolitical landscape is littered with land mines and markets are about to lose the $400 billion/quarter central bank liquidity backstop. But you know what they say: “see no evil“…

Below find Breslow’s latest and perhaps, his greatest.

Via Bloomberg

Maybe traders really do prefer to be kept in the dark. We clamor constantly for better communication and a detailed plan. But it’s difficult to look at where global markets are trading and conclude there’s any penalty for the utter lack of clarity. It seems that everyone has simply concluded that you have your priorities and I have mine: and John Nash had better be right.

  • As a result, there’s a remarkably upbeat tone to investing despite a list of potential market-disrupting risks as long as your arm. The zero interest-rate world has left investors with zero interest in anything other than finding whatever pays some interest
  • In the lead-up to the March meeting, Fed speakers were hawkish and seemingly “orchestrated”. So what do they go and do? Deliver a hike that was taken as dovish. And now we’re all sitting around hoping the slew of speakers this week will tell us what they really meant. Why does anyone think there’ll be clarity with a shelf-life beyond this week?
  • Memo to traders: the Fed is making this up as they go along, too. How can they not? And they also have their legacies to worry about, on top of everything else
  • To make matters more amusing, there’s now a lively debate on best tactics for balance sheet normalization. In a world where smooth financial conditions are the de-facto third mandate, chest thumping about doing it with other than terror-induced care is just for entertainment value
  • So where does this leave the 10-year? Smack-dab in the middle of the year’s range. It’s not a stable price, we all know it, and there’s nothing to be done about it
  • Meanwhile, G-20 fumbled the ball on trade. So the MSCI emerging-market and currency indices decided to fly. Sure, why not? Want to know why? Traders are making a big bet that rates aren’t normalizing anytime soon, the dollar will, by hook or crook, stay soft and available, and that China and the rest of the world will figure out how to keep goods flowing for the next four years. And they want the yield now
  • There’s comfort to lazing in the dark, as long as you can ignore the thought of what a sudden bright light might show is making those scratching noises

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