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Jensen Got Honey-Trapped

November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Rasputin Presiding

    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Inflation Week!

    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
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    November 7, 2026November 7, 2026

Markets

‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

    November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

economy

Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

Trump Wakes Up, Explains Twitter Outage, Demands DoJ Investigate E-mails, Uranium And ‘Plus, Plus’

November 3, 2017November 3, 2017

“Someone do something!!”

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UK Stocks Eye Record Close As Slumping Pound Boosts Equity Bets

November 3, 2017November 3, 2017

Remember, three-quarters of the sales of FTSE 100 constituents come from abroad and on Thursday, the 40-day correlation between the FTSE and the pound turned the most negative ever.

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Scarborough: If Someone Surprises Trump With A Wire, ‘The Ratings Will Be Yuge’

November 3, 2017

“Will the next big reveal in this reality show spectacle come when one of his closest confidants surprises him in the final episode, not with a rose, but with a wire?”

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It Just Got Worse For Sessions: Carter Page Testifies That He Informed Sessions Of Moscow Trip

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

“…my passing comment’s complete lack of relevance should go without saying.”

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The End Of Money.

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

What’s implicit there is that if the dynamics that “saved” the fiat regime were to reverse course, well then the untethered system could face an existential crisis.

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Much Ado About Nothing.

November 2, 2017

Not sure where the fireworks were but maybe you can point me to them.

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Jeff Sessions In More Hot Water After Suddenly ‘Remembering’ Key Details About Papadopolous

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

Oops. Go figure right? It seems like Jeff Sessions seems to “remember” things only when he gets caught in a lie.

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‘Civil War’ Erupts At Wall Street Journal Over ‘Batshit Crazy’ Trump Editorials

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

“It does feel like this is a different level of crazy,” the veteran editor said.

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Rick Perry: Fossil Fuels Prevent Sexual Assault By Exposing Rapists To The ‘Righteous’ Light Of Justice

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

Now if only America was a country that had electric lights, we wouldn’t be having all of these discussions about sexual assault. 

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Trump Announces Broadcom Moving Headquarters Back To U.S., Shares Plunge

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

It’s all about “U.S. cities, towns and workers.”

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Is This The Tax Plan ‘Rally’?

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

Is this it?

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Not Being A Scientist Wasn’t Enough To Keep Sam Clovis From Being ‘Chief Scientist’ But Treason Was A Bridge Too Far

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

Sorry, Sam. If the “I’m not really a scientist” bit doesn’t get ya, the “I may have committed a little bit of treason” bit surely will…

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The Tax Code Is Fixed. And All It Took Was This 2-Page List Of Bullshit Bullet Points

November 2, 2017

“Game-changer.”

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Trump Says Maybe Due Process Is Overrated, Screams About ‘DEATH PENALTY’ On Twitter

November 2, 2017

To be clear, “what we have right now” is due process.

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BoE Delivers First Hike In A Decade With A Notably Dovish Tilt

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

BANK OF ENGLAND RAISES BENCHMARK INTEREST RATE TO 0.5%

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‘Reluctant’ Bulls And The ‘Psychological Risk’ Of QT

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

“But market narratives may dominate our rational analysis. If markets believe that global QE has been an important driver of the current rally, then its impending removal may nonetheless pose a psychological risk to investor sentiment.”

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‘He’s Fucked’: Allies, Bannon Reportedly Pondering ‘Endgame’ For Trump

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

“Mueller is going to go over every financial dealing of Jared Kushner and the Trump Organization.”

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Here’s How The Crypto Bubble Bursts

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

“What I am really getting at here though is that most of these people have no experience whatsoever with losing money in investments. When the bubble bursts all of them will be headed for the exit at the same exact time.”

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Delusional: Trump Tells NYT Mueller Probe Has ‘Nothing To Do With’ Trump

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

“I’m really enjoying it.”

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Trump Picks Jerome Powell For Fed: WSJ

November 1, 2017

TRUMP IS SAID TO HAVE PICKED POWELL AS FED CHAIR: WSJ

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Check Back Tomorrow.

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

Thursday is now the “big day.”

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When Will Expertise Matter Again? Spoiler Alert: During A Bear Market

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

“Should the markets begin to reverse, however, investor goals will turn to capital preservation and limiting losses.”

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Fed On Hold: Highlights, Red Line Statement

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

See you in December.

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Trump Demands End To Diversity Lottery Program, Proceeds To Regale Reporters On Everything From Gitmo To China To Yellen

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

If you can come up with a coherent message from all of the above we’d love to hear it.

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Oh, Nothing. Just Another Ridiculous Nasdaq Stat For You…

November 1, 2017November 2, 2017

“Of course.”

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Bad News! The Equity ‘Melt-Up’ Already Happened

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

“Rarefied air”…

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Who’s Afraid Of The ‘Dandong’? ‘The Real Market Is Coming Out’ In China

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

Some folks are defaulting.

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