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Jensen Got Honey-Trapped

November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Rasputin Presiding

    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
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    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
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    November 7, 2026November 7, 2026

Markets

‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

    November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

economy

Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

Albert Edwards: You Are Going To Be ‘Mighty Pissed’ When Your Wealth ‘Evaporates Before Your Very Eyes’

November 9, 2017

“The risk is that the market is hugely vulnerable if it hears a distant bark, let alone feels its bite.”

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4 Comments on Albert Edwards: You Are Going To Be ‘Mighty Pissed’ When Your Wealth ‘Evaporates Before Your Very Eyes’

Market Gods Are Angry: Bulls Hit By Tax Cut Delay, Junk Bond Drama, Nikkei Jitters (Full Text Of Amended GOP Bill)

November 9, 2017November 9, 2017

Well, if you’re in risk assets – or short vol. – you probably feel like the world is conspiring against you on Thursday.

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4 Comments on Market Gods Are Angry: Bulls Hit By Tax Cut Delay, Junk Bond Drama, Nikkei Jitters (Full Text Of Amended GOP Bill)

‘The Knives Are Out’: Steve Bannon Calls For Mitch McConnell To Resign

November 9, 2017November 9, 2017

Steve is at war – still.

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3 Comments on ‘The Knives Are Out’: Steve Bannon Calls For Mitch McConnell To Resign

Introducing ‘BUTT’ Or ‘Uranium!’

November 9, 2017November 9, 2017

Stop and read that last quote again. “We can actually buy uranium cheaper than we can produce it.”

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6 Comments on Introducing ‘BUTT’ Or ‘Uranium!’

Here Are 5 Geopolitical Risk Factors For Oil

November 9, 2017November 9, 2017

Whither black gold…

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oil, OPEC2 Comments on Here Are 5 Geopolitical Risk Factors For Oil

Dramatic Plunge In Japanese Stocks Creates Existential Crisis – Peter Pan Summoned

November 9, 2017

Look, everyone needs to give the Nikkei a goddamn break on Thursday, ok?

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Bob Corker Calls Senate Hearing To Debate If Trump Should Be Allowed Around Nuclear Weapons

November 8, 2017

“This discussion is long overdue.”

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5 Comments on Bob Corker Calls Senate Hearing To Debate If Trump Should Be Allowed Around Nuclear Weapons

Head Over Heels For Bitcoin

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

“When given a choice between $1,000 worth of Bitcoin and $1,000 worth of a traditional financial asset, 27 percent of millennials chose Bitcoin over an equivalent amount of stocks, 30 percent chose Bitcoin over government bonds, 22 percent chose Bitcoin over real estate, and 19 percent chose Bitcoin over gold.” 

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21 Comments on Head Over Heels For Bitcoin

‘Great Again’

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

Are we there yet?

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Today Is Donald Trump’s Anniversary And Here’s How Global Markets And ‘So-Called’ Bond Traders Have Treated Him

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

Well in honor of Trump’s presidential anniversary, here’s a look at how various assets have performed since that election that no one remembers he won.

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8 Comments on Today Is Donald Trump’s Anniversary And Here’s How Global Markets And ‘So-Called’ Bond Traders Have Treated Him

The GOP’s Black Tuesday: Gillespie, Trump, Roem & The Triumph Of Reason Over Fear

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

“I know folks that lost tonight who were going against candidates I’d never even heard of.”

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7 Comments on The GOP’s Black Tuesday: Gillespie, Trump, Roem & The Triumph Of Reason Over Fear

Who Wants To Buy Some Saudi Stocks Just As The Region Descends Into Chaos?!

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

Any takers?

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4 Comments on Who Wants To Buy Some Saudi Stocks Just As The Region Descends Into Chaos?!

Starting Today, You Can Get In As Much Trouble As David Einhorn

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

“Remember – bulls and bears make money, pigs get slaughtered. Hedging has now never been easier.”

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Everything Is Awesome – ‘Ear To Ear Baby’

November 8, 2017

“If market sentiment is happiness, everything is awesome.”

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One Hundred Years Of Solitude: 1917 — 2017

November 7, 2017November 8, 2017

“Extrapolation of the capitalist experience so far indicates that it is working for a progressively smaller segment of its population. At some point, its main problem will have to become its legitimation in the context of liberal democratic mode of social organization.”

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Jack Bogle Says Trading FANG Index Futures Makes A Lot Of Sense If You Like Being A ‘Crazy Loser’

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017

“If you want to do such a crazy thing, it certainly makes it easy to do.”

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1 Comment on Jack Bogle Says Trading FANG Index Futures Makes A Lot Of Sense If You Like Being A ‘Crazy Loser’

Can You Feel The Tension?

November 7, 2017

Nobody strike a match.

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oil, OPEC4 Comments on Can You Feel The Tension?

‘This Is Crazy’: Trump Instructed CIA Director Pompeo To Meet With DNC Hack Conspiracy Theorist

November 7, 2017

““This is crazy. You’ve got all these intelligence agencies saying the Russians did the hack.”

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Howard Dean: Jared Kushner Will Be Indicted For Money Laundering

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017

“This is serious business.”

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Market Is Losing Its Damn Patience With This Tax Reform Thing

November 7, 2017

“Seeing is believing.”

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4 Comments on Market Is Losing Its Damn Patience With This Tax Reform Thing

The Great Quid Pro Quo: Trump, Bin Salman, Kushner And The ‘Milk People’

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017

“…the two princes are said to have stayed up until nearly 4 a.m. several nights, swapping stories and planning strategy.”

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23 For 25 Or Simply: ‘Since 1992’

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017

All hail the sacred equity cow.

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Goldman: Bitcoin Could Be Headed To $7,941

November 6, 2017

Submitted for your approval…

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5 Comments on Goldman: Bitcoin Could Be Headed To $7,941

All’s Well That Ends In An Epic Mideast Death Match.

November 6, 2017

Tension is running high on Monday…

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Trump To Tribal Leaders: ‘Listen Chief, Once You Pull It Out Of The Ground, They Can’t Make You Put It Back In’

November 6, 2017

“You’ve just got to do it. I’m telling you, chief, you’ve just got to do it.”

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‘Spaced Out’: Don’t Bring A Knife To A Gunfight.

November 6, 2017

So what do you do? There are no “good” answers.

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Trump Ready To Sign Executive Order On Obamacare Mandate, But Will Wait And See If Republicans Screw Up Tax Bill With It First

November 6, 2017

“The Trump administration has prepared an executive order that would unravel Obamacare’s individual mandate, but”…

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6 Comments on Trump Ready To Sign Executive Order On Obamacare Mandate, But Will Wait And See If Republicans Screw Up Tax Bill With It First

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