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Jensen Got Honey-Trapped

November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Rasputin Presiding

    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Inflation Week!

    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Weekly: Melodrama

    November 7, 2026November 7, 2026

Markets

‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

    November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

economy

Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

Trump Called Out By TIME, Former Editor After Falsely Claiming He Turned Down ‘Person Of The Year’

November 25, 2017November 25, 2017

“I’m sure you still have that fake TIME cover somewhere in storage”…

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The Black Hole Revisited

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

Don’t get sucked in.

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‘Wall Street Will Run Amok’, Elizabeth Warren Warns Amid CFPB Standoff

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

” You would think that the financial industry would be discredited after blowing up the economy and causing a massive recession, but no: Members of Congress are still eager to please them and still take their false claims at face value.”

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‘Just Add Blockchain’

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

“We will continue to increase our involvement and support of the blockchain ecosystem, as we ramp up our Bitcoin mining operations.”

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Green Friday.

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

Trading is over for the week, so go out and challenge someone at Walmart to a fist fight over a flatscreen deal.

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What Do You Get When You Combine Bitcoin, Algos And Social Media? This…

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

And yes, I am serious.

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‘The Enigma Of 8’: Here’s What Goldman Sees For China’s Markets In 2018

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

“Luck, prosperity, and wealth.”

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‘Khamenei Is The New Hitler’: Mohammed Bin Salman Regales Thomas Friedman

November 24, 2017

Someone thought it was a good idea to send Thomas Friedman to Riyadh to interview Mohammed bin Salman…

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What Can Stop This Party?

November 23, 2017November 23, 2017

Obviously, nothing could go wrong here.

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Michael Flynn Said To Be Cooperating With Robert Mueller

November 23, 2017November 23, 2017

“That agreement has been terminated, the four people said.”

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Trader: ‘This Has The Potential To Destabilize The Entire System On Its Own’

November 23, 2017

“But how ironic would it be, if the instrument that was the hands-down winner during the last crisis, ended up causing the next crisis because too many people were short it?”

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Some Inconvenient Truths.

November 23, 2017November 23, 2017

You’re welcome…

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Time For A French Kiss?

November 23, 2017November 23, 2017

Meanwhile, across the pond…

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Bloodbath In China: Overnight Stock Collapse Blamed On Bond Fears, Liquor

November 23, 2017November 23, 2017

“…this is very bad news for the stock market.”

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‘Run Screaming For The Hills’: Presenting The Fallacy Of Disaggregation

November 22, 2017November 23, 2017

“Yet, we would argue that the mere fact that investors fail to spot trouble in a single sector should not be grounds for comfort: the reason why no single sector stands out may be that all the sectors are mispriced.”

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Grandma Is In Trouble.

November 22, 2017November 22, 2017

“Today’s post is an important one. I might have put Grandma in the trunk, but the coming struggle between generations is no laughing matter. It very well might end up being the defining theme for financial markets in coming decades.”

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Phew, That’s Over – Now Go Get Drunk.

November 22, 2017

Well, what can you say?

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Gandalf Sighting! Kolanovic Calls For ‘Year-End Rally’

November 22, 2017November 22, 2017

The thing about wizards is they are “never late, nor are they early.” Rather, “they arrive precisely when they mean to.”

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‘Just Tell Him He’s Brilliant’: Gary Cohn Faked Bad Connection So He Could Hang Up On Trump

November 22, 2017November 22, 2017

“We’re not going to have a real conversation here — can’t you just tell the president that he is brilliant and say we’re losing … the connection and then hang up?”

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Jamie Dimon Is Taking A Tony Soprano Approach To Bitcoin Futures

November 22, 2017November 22, 2017

Jamie Dimon is a gangster. You’d do well to remember that.

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Trump Calls LaVar Ball ‘Don King Without The Hair’, Renames Mar-A-Lago ‘Winter White House’

November 22, 2017November 22, 2017

Happy Thanksgiving, America!

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‘Can It Continue? Yes.’ Asian Stocks Push To Records As Hang Seng Dusts 30,000

November 22, 2017

Fade it? Not yet.

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Mueller Now Investigating Jared Kushner’s Contacts With Foreign Governments

November 21, 2017November 21, 2017

Again, you’d have to be a fool to think Kushner is being forthright. And Robert Mueller is no fool.

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Drumstick.

November 21, 2017November 21, 2017

More records.

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How To Hedge Against A 5% S&P Decline From Tax Reform Failure

November 21, 2017

One of the caveats in Goldman’s outlook centered around the idea that tax cuts might not materialize or, perhaps more appropriately, that this process will continue to be so fraught as to make it a source of ongoing angst as opposed to a reason to celebrate. 

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Lost: $25 Trillion Worth Of Yield

November 21, 2017November 21, 2017

Please return to market if found.

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Goldman’s 2018 S&P Outlook Is Here: ‘Irrational’ Versus ‘Rational’ Exuberance

November 21, 2017November 21, 2017

“We would deem it ‘irrational exuberance’ if the S&P 500 during the next three years followed the exponential trajectory of stocks in the late 1990s.”

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