Epsilon Theory’s Latest: The Three-Body Problem
“There is a non-trivial chance that structural changes in our social worlds of politics and markets have made it impossible to identify predictive/ derivative patterns.”Â
Holiday Drift.
Waiting on Santa.
Chart Of The Day: Even The Bears Are Long…
Is that capitulation? Hell, who knows.
‘It’s Like SPY For Cryptos’: Meet The 3 Ex-Goldman Bankers Behind A Crypto Index Fund
“This is as close to an ETF as one could get in the crypto space.”
Long Island Iced Tea Soars 400% After Going ‘Long Blockchain’ (Figuratively And Literally)
“The Company does not have an agreement with any of these entities”
The Tax ‘Panacea’: It’ll Boost Your S&P Target, But Will It ‘Make You Taller’?
“Many see this action as a panacea that will spur economic growth, earnings growth and make you taller as well as providing a host of other benefits.”
A Worrying Sign Emerges For Bitcoin
“Bitcoin’s price looks abnormally high if you graph it.”
Who Benefits Most From Rising Stock Prices? Spoiler Alert: It’s Not You.
Are we getting through to you, Trump voters?
Groundhog Day.
Again.
One Trader Delivers His Dear Santa Letter…
“And Santa, if I don’t see you, the cookies are in the Tupperware bowl on the table that’s piled up with research reports I promise to read.”
Raise Your Hand If You Traded Bitcoin And Bitcoin Cash On Inside Information In The Last 48 Hours
It seems entirely reasonable to posit that some of those employees either leaked the information, traded at arm’s length through someone else’s accounts, or both.
Rabbit, Meet Hat: Here’s How To End QE Without Ending QE, According To Sweden
Call it a “sleight of hand”…
‘I Am Well Off Enough’: Litecoin Founder Sells All His Litecoin After 7,000% Gain
“Litecoin has been very good for me financially.”
Here Is The Full Breakdown That Exposes What The Tax Plan Means For The Middle Class
“People are out there on T.V. telling mistruths.”
The Great Tuesday Night Bitcoin Flash Crash And Goldman’s ‘Robot Money’ Thesis
Not to put too fine a point on it, but this gets more insane literally by the minute.
Sally Yates: These 2 Things Separate America From An Autocracy
“We are not living in ordinary times, and it is not enough for us to admire our nation’s core values from afar.”
On Tuesday’s ‘Relentless’ Bond Selloff…
Well, that curve steepening everyone has been waiting for came calling on Tuesday…
Trader: ‘This Is A Full Blown Mania’
“Well, my millennial readers, I will let you in on a little secret. You guys are in the midst of blowing your very own bubble.”
SEC Suspends Trading In Bra Maker-Turned Crypto Company
The story here is even more absurd than usual. This is a reverse merger with a bra company.
‘Long Bitcoin’ Drop Kicks Nasdaq Out Of Top Spot For Most Egregious Bubble
Stay tuned next month when we expect “Long Ethereum-pegged Ziddu Coins” will top BofAML’s list.
Lies, Damn Lies, And Sarah Sanders Talking About Stocks
Propaganda ministry meets the Dow.
‘How’s Your 401(k)?!’ Trump Accidentally Taunts Low Income Americans With New Slogan
“How’s your 401(k) doing?”
‘I Actually Sold All My Bitcoin’: Explaining Monday’s Surge In Bitcoin Cash
“I actually sold all my bitcoins recently and switched to bitcoin cash.”
In Op-Ed, Elizabeth Warren And Bernie Sanders Ask Who Congress Really Works For
“The task in front of Congress over the coming week boils down to a basic question: Does Washington work for all of us or just for those at the top?”
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