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Jensen Got Honey-Trapped

November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Rasputin Presiding

    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Inflation Week!

    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Weekly: Melodrama

    November 7, 2026November 7, 2026

Markets

‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

    November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

economy

Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

Color Me Bigly.

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

Risk. On. Dammit.

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The Hottest Stock On The Planet Is All About Ziddu Coins, AI, Blockchain And Art Vandelay

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

As you can see, things really accelerated on Friday, which is the day the company made the following announcement…

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Monday Brings Another Record Low Vol. Moment

December 18, 2017

What could go wrong? It’s not like there’s political turmoil across the pond and there’s no way the ECB taper could go awry, right?

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Commodus And The Tantrum Tail Risk

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

Those are the dominoes. Don’t tip one.

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‘This Is Just More QE’: The Tax Bill Explained In One Sentence

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

This is trickle-down economics in the extreme, and what’s particularly amusing about that as it relates to markets is that the presumed “wealth effect” of QE was trickle-down in nature as well.

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Guy On Skype Says Bitcoin Headed To $400,000 (UBS Chairman Says Probably Not)

December 18, 2017

There you go. But hey, what does Axel know that Ronnie on Skype doesn’t, right? 

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Bob Corker Demands Answers After Finding Out Tax Bill Will Make Him Richer

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

I guess my question for all the “working families” the GOP tax bill is supposed to help would be this: how many real estate LLCs do you have stakes in?

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The Clock Is Ticking: Full Week Ahead Preview

December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

All in all, “no rest for the weary” if you’re a market observer/trader. 

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CME Launches Bitcoin Futures, Front-Month Opens At $20,650

December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

CME DEBUTS BITCOIN FUTURES TRADING, FRONT-MONTH CONTRACT OPENS AT $20,650

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This Hasn’t Happened Since 1995

December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

The reason we bring this up on Sunday is actually to draw your attention to another fun “longest since” moment.

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‘There Is No One Left To Sell’: Mind The Archetypes

December 17, 2017

“These are the things that fund managers are expected to discuss, and they are often the right things to discuss. But if you have no justifiable idea whether the process itself should or will lead to outperformance, what the hell are you actually measuring?”

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The Clue Is Emails Are ‘.gov’: Mueller, GSA, Attorneys Laugh Off Letter From Trump Transition Lawyer

December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

“Their legal arguments have no merit.”

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In Watershed Moment, Democrats Now Have Largest Lead In Voter Preference Since 2008

December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

Well in the latest evidence to suggest that the public is turning against the GOP, a new NBC/WSJ poll shows that…

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Mueller Has ‘Tens Of Thousands’ Of E-mails, Trump Transition Team Sends Desperate Letter To Congress

December 16, 2017December 16, 2017

“The transition emails are said to include sensitive exchanges on matters that include”…

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As Bitcoin Hits New Highs, Here’s What You Need To Know About The CME Futures Launch

December 16, 2017December 16, 2017

Who’s excited?

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From Miami To The UK: Here Are The Penthouses And Homes Being Bought In Bitcoin

December 16, 2017

“PRICE? ONLY ACCEPTING BITCOINS”

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These 250 Investors Are The Most Bearish Since The Crisis

December 16, 2017December 16, 2017

“…nearly half of the survey respondents (46%) are pessimistic about equity markets for the next year, a substantial jump from 32% in 2016 and 19% in 2015.”

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Goldman Thinks It’s Time You ‘Sharpe’n Up

December 16, 2017

Some “prospective” names for the new year…

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TD Ameritrade To Allow Bitcoin Futures Trading In Another Sign Of The Apocalypse

December 15, 2017

Meanwhile, in more “what could go wrong?” news from the cryptocurrency space…

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Trump Lawyers To Meet With Mueller Next Week: Reports

December 15, 2017

You can draw your own conclusions here, but we would note that if this were truly nearing an end, it seems doubtful that the calls for Mueller’s ouster would be as loud as they are. 

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The Rich Get Richer.

December 15, 2017

And that’s the week.

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JPMorgan’s New S&P 3,000 Call And A Warning From Kolanovic

December 15, 2017

Super bullish with (more than) a hint of tail risk.

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Trump Calls The FBI ‘Shameful’ On The Way To Speak At The FBI

December 15, 2017December 15, 2017

“It’s certainly very sad.”

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Against The Grain.

December 15, 2017

“And although I poke fun at myself, it’s no laughing matter.”

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Fallen Angels And Draghi’s Steinhoff Demons

December 15, 2017

“It is not unusual that losses may be happening.”

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Bitcoin Versus Christmas: ‘It’s Taking Out The Marginal Retail Buyer’

December 15, 2017

“It’s bitcoin we’re talking about here”…

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Albert Edwards Is Irritated At Bitcoin

December 14, 2017

“How do you know when an asset price rise has turned into a bubble?”

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