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Inflation Week!

November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Rasputin Presiding

    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Weekly: Melodrama

    November 7, 2026November 7, 2026
  • ‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

    November 6, 2026November 6, 2026

Markets

On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • The Capex Catch-22

    November 3, 2026November 4, 2026

economy

Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

Local Grandpa Delivers Annual Letter, Reminds You He Is Very Wise And Also Super Rich

February 24, 2018February 24, 2018

Well, it’s one of those Saturdays.

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‘Too Big To Fail’ Or ‘Too Close To The Sun’? Anbang And China’s ‘Near-Lehman’ Miss

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

Now you will clap for Xi.

Or maybe you too will end up charged for “crimes”.

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David Stockman Presents: A $67 Trillion Nightmare

February 23, 2018

“To wit, there never would have been a double inverse VIX ETF under a regime of honest money and free market financial discipline; nor would you find European junk bond yields trading inside of US treasuries.”

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High Note.

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

And so the holiday-shortened week comes to a close and it delivered everything that could have been reasonably expected of it.

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The February Vol. Spike ‘Shattered All Previous Events In Terms Of Fragility’

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

Handle with care.

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Trump Delivers Wild CPAC Speech, Proclaims Himself Greatest President Of All Time

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

Well, Donald Trump just delivered what might very fairly be described as one of the most unhinged speeches the public has witnessed since his infamous “sons of bitches”/”rocket man” rant in Huntsville. 

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Steve Mnuchin’s Thoughts On Wages And Inflation Are Predictably Nonsense

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

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This Is ‘Atypical’: Hedge Funds Ride Out Correction By Sticking With Most Crowded Positions

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

Well in a testament to the relative merits of doing the opposite of what David has been doing by simply riding the wave in the bubble stocks (with leverage) at a time when nothing makes any sense…

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Good News: Marko Kolanovic Still Sounds Pretty Bullish

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

Gandalf. Need more Gandalf.

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David Stockman: ‘This Is Getting Pretty Ridiculous’

February 22, 2018

“Mind you, while that number wasn’t exactly diminutive, it had taken all of 188 years to accumulate. That is to say, Uncle Sam had borrowed an average of $28,000 per week during the 9,776 weekssince George Washington was sworn in as the nation’s first president.”

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Fly Me To The Moon.

February 22, 2018

I was told Icarus would be unleashed.

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Trump’s ‘Guns For Schools’ Policy Is Getting Tremendous Reviews

February 22, 2018

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Wilbur Ross To CNBC: I’m Going To ‘Turn The Moon Into A Gas Station’

February 22, 2018

The only thing that stands between America harvesting space riches from asteroids is Wilbur Ross turning the moon into a gas station. Why didn’t you say so?!

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BoJ May Need To Buy Foreign Bonds After Running Out Of Other Shit To Buy

February 22, 2018

Fun with the BoJ!

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When Are Bond Yields ‘Kryptonite’ For Stocks? The Debate Rages On…

February 22, 2018February 22, 2018

“Clients and colleagues are asking if there’s a magic interest rate that’s kryptonite to stocks; is it 3.0% or 3.5% on the 10Yr Treasury?”

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Trump: Need Armed Teachers With ‘Military Training’ For School Gun Battles With ‘Savage Sickos’

February 22, 2018February 22, 2018

Coming soon to a school near you.

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ECB Minutes Show Bank Concerned About ‘Premature’ Emancipation (Of Markets)

February 22, 2018February 22, 2018

Happens to a lot of guys.

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China Is Back!

February 22, 2018February 22, 2018

Well, the Chinese are back.

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David Stockman Compares ‘This Time’, To Last Time And It Actually Is ‘Different’

February 21, 2018

“In that cyclical context, the historic record leaves little doubt about the foolishness of pricing the stock market at peak PE multiples during the final innings of the business cycle.”

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Goldman Weighs In On The Fed Minutes

February 21, 2018February 21, 2018

Are you still trying to figure out what to make of the January Fed minutes?

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Wait, What?

February 21, 2018February 21, 2018

If you don’t have a sense of humor, the market’s reaction to the Fed minutes was probably pretty frustrating for you. 

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Here Are The Fed Minutes: Take Them To Your Palm Reader

February 21, 2018February 21, 2018

ALMOST ALL FED OFFICIALS EXPECTED INFLATION TO RISE TO 2% GOAL

SOME FED OFFICIALS SAW APPRECIABLE RISK INFLATION TO LAG TARGET

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Read These Instructions Before Handling Fragile Fed Minutes

February 21, 2018February 21, 2018

Obviously, interpreting the January Fed minutes is going to be a self-referential nightmare bordering on the absurd.

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Neel Kaskhari Isn’t ‘Sitting Here Trying To Engineer’ Dow 86,000, Ok?

February 21, 2018February 21, 2018

“…we’re not sitting here trying to engineer a certain level of the stock market.”

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‘We Have Never Underperformed Like This’: David Einhorn Has A ‘Fuck It’ Moment

February 21, 2018

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‘The Truth Is, We Don’t Know’: What Is The Line In The Sand For Bond Yields?

February 21, 2018

Well, the debate around what the number is for 10Y yields has devolved into a veritable obsession for markets at this point. 

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Trader: ‘The First Canary May Have Already Expired In This Coal Mine’

February 21, 2018

On the bright side, remember that people were talking about high yield and canaries in November and we got through that ok.

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